What to do with $5,000.000 ?!

[Hum]

I iz Rich !!!!!!! :woot: :woot: :woot:

 

Yahoo! Mail

 

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Today at 6:13 PM

You have  been awarded $5,000.000.00 in our 2014  E-mail Draws.
To file for your prize claim, please contact our remittance agent below:

Mr.Donald Jenkison
Remittance Officer  Yahoo! Malaysia
E-mail:

REQURIEMENTS:
1. Full Names:
2. Residential Address:
3. Phone/Fax Number:
4. Sex:
5. Age:

Regards
Mrs Debra Prebish

[taim]

You can invest it with me, 100% double your money guarantee.

[francescob]

Stop being so selfish. Just imagine how many nigerian princes you could save with that much money!

[Hum]

I'm going to rent the Bill Gates vacation yacht for a week. :p

[Top Qat]

Some sort of new take in the Nigerian 419 forward fee scam probably.

[francescob]

[xrobwx71]

Hum's garage. 

[Roger H. Veteran]

Moved to Jokes & Funny Stuff

[+E.Worm Jimmy Subscriber¹]

and a timely move too :shifty:   though discussing spam, is hardly a joke?  unless you reply back and spam them ;)

[Arachno 1D]

Before you can collect your winning theres  matter of a small transaction fee.Please remit a ?1000 handing fee care of my address asap.

Thank you for your understanding and I hope to hear from your soon.

 

Mr S.H,Ister

Chief Executive Email Rewards

[Andre S. Veteran]

The way most of the world reads that number, that's 5 dollars with a lot of unnecessary zeroes after the decimal separator.

[Argi]

Buy a house and work on projects that I think would make a difference.  More hardware, less software.  Study more science - physics, astronomy.  I wish we lived in a world where it was that simple.

[123456789A]

Record a video of yourself giving a homeless guy $1000 and his reaction, then put it on Youtube. Everyone will think you are amazing for doing something for a homeless person but you'll make more than $1000 from views!

 

You can be like the Oprah of Youtube. She pioneered the monetization of compassion.

[x-scratch]

invest in porn, real estate, starbucks. linux & booze

[macoman]

[Hum]

The way most of the world reads that number, that's 5 dollars with a lot of unnecessary zeroes after the decimal separator.

I know -- I just copied their deceptive figure. ;)

[compl3x]

Hum, why you so sceptical? You usually seem to believe in everything. This could be legit.

[Xerino]

Hum's garage.

You probably aren't wrong lol.. Or it could be warwagons or neobonds

[Hum]

I have deep underground vaults, like Ritchie Rich ;)

[francescob]

I'd fund a YAH00 and M1crosoft lottery!

[Shiranui]

$5,000?(superfluous trailing zeros after decimal points removed)

Won't go far these days.

[T3X4S]

invest in porn, real estate, starbucks. linux & booze

except in linux - will never be a good investment - just candy for the anti-establishment crowd

 

Oprah is rich...but Bill Gates is WEALTHY !

If Bill Gates woke up one morning with Oprah money, he'd throw himself off a god-d@*(ed roof !

Chris Rock

[+LogicalApex MVC]

$5,000?(superfluous trailing zeros after decimal points removed)

Won't go far these days.

Not far at all...