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#1 +Frank B.

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Posted 22 August 2014 - 08:32

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#2 vetsanctified

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Posted 22 August 2014 - 08:43

Exactly my feelings



#3 simplezz

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Posted 22 August 2014 - 08:50

So true. I've got nieces, that's all the kids I need thanks :)

#4 SharpGreen

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Posted 22 August 2014 - 08:58

Dang what did that one baby eat to produce....like a sea of poop.



#5 Bamsebjørn

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Posted 22 August 2014 - 09:00

My wife's pregnant right now...  :unsure:



#6 +dsbig

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Posted 23 August 2014 - 11:21

My wife's pregnant right now...  :unsure:

 

who would do such a thing..........

 

 

 

 

now you have to get rid of her.



#7 MightyJordan

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Posted 23 August 2014 - 11:30

Bonus panel...

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#8 +MikeChipshop

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Posted 23 August 2014 - 11:39

Having recently had a kid, this doesn't change. People automatically assume you're interested in their kids, or that you must like kids because you had one. FALSE, i still hate other peoples kids.

What's worse is the "Oh you must have kids, it's amazing" changes in to "You're parenting wrong, my kids blah blah months older than yours so i must be at the optimum parenting level" crap. 



#9 compl3x

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Posted 23 August 2014 - 11:56

What's worse is the "Oh you must have kids, it's amazing" changes in to "You're parenting wrong, my kids blah blah months older than yours so i must be at the optimum parenting level" crap. 

 

 

Lol. That seems true. Don't have kids myself, and doubt I ever will.

 

"Go and have some kids so I can tell you how you're raising them incorrectly".



#10 +warwagon

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 04:39

My wife's pregnant right now...  :unsure:

 

awww man .... dat face, now i'm not sure if i should like or dislike this!



#11 freelife2014

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Posted 29 August 2014 - 10:55

I like kids ,they are angels



#12 earthworm jimmy

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Posted 29 August 2014 - 11:06

Terrible outlook

 

Kids are the flowers of life..



#13 Tomo

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Posted 29 August 2014 - 11:16

My kids are great, everybody else's can go do one!



#14 Bamsebjørn

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 13:10

awww man .... dat face, now i'm not sure if i should like or dislike this!

 

 

Don't worry, I'm looking forward to it.  :D



#15 Dot Matrix

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 13:15

I'm 28, and still don't have kids, and doubt I ever will. Stinks being single at the moment, as this is the age where most women will give you stink about their biological clocks, blah, blah, blah... :/