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 Ali Razeghi, a Tehran scientist has registered "The Aryayek Time Traveling Machine" with the state-run Centre for Strategic Inventions.

The device can predict the future in a print out after taking readings from the touch of a user, he told the Fars state news agency.

Razaeghi, 27, said the device worked by a set of complex algorithims to "predict five to eight years of the future life of any individual, with 98 percent accuracy".

As the managing director of Iran's Centre for Strategic Inventions, Razeghi is a serial inventor with 179 other inventions listed under his own name. "I have been working on this project for the last 10 years," he said.

"My invention easily fits into the size of a personal computer case and can predict details of the next 5-8 years of the life of its users. It will not take you into the future, it will bring the future to you."

 Razeghi says Iran's government can predict the possibility of a military confrontation with a foreign country, and forecast the fluctuation in the value of foreign currencies and oil prices by using his new invention.

"Naturally a government that can see five years into the future would be able to prepare itself for challenges that might destabilise it," he said. "As such we expect to market this invention among states as well as individuals once we reach a mass production stage."

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Apple already invented Time Machine.

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Quick, America, use the Weather control device on them!

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So he must have invented this at least 5 to 8 years ago to know it actually works.

 

And, say for the sake of argument, someone uses it and sees nothing.  So, they change their life style and exercise, eat right, etc.  If that person is alive in  8 years, the machine failed as it would have predicted the user's actions.  But, the real head scratcher is would the person have changed their lifestyle if the machine didn't reveal nothing?

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I want one for Stocks.

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I want one for Stocks.

 

Would future sports games outcomes be better?

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I want one to find out if I am bigger douche bag in the future then I am now.

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I want one to find out if I am bigger douche bag in the future then I am now.


You don't need a time machine for that.
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Story is only over a year old, but whatever.

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Pretty sure this same story was posted a few months ago...

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Pretty sure this same story was posted a few months ago...

I see what you did you're about to do there.

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 Ali Razeghi, a Tehran scientist has registered "The Aryayek Time Traveling Machine" with the state-run Centre for Strategic Inventions.

The device can predict the future in a print out after taking readings from the touch of a user, he told the Fars state news agency.

So it's called a time machine, but it is not actually a time machine? He might want to think of another name.
 

"My invention easily fits into the size of a personal computer case and can predict details of the next 5-8 years of the life of its users. It will not take you into the future, it will bring the future to you."

Certainly not to be taken literally - as shown by the text that comes after the quoted material - but the idea is rather nice . . .

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have you been drinking lately? I remember experiencing a lie like this last october. Doesn't fool me.

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Would future sports games outcomes be better?

i already have my copy of "grays sports almanac"

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Damnit - you bet me by 4min.

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The readout just prints "BUY APPL". 

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i already have my copy of "grays sports almanac"

 

Its a copy from an alternate timeline that's already been erased, though. The information is inaccurate.

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This is heavy...

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The first attempt at what Hari Seldon will eventually achieve in 20,000 or so years: Psychohistory.

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I want to see if my jokes are still unfunny in the future.

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The first attempt at what Hari Seldon will eventually achieve in 20,000 or so years: Psychohistory.

uhhhh....  Asimov reference, right ?

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uhhhh....  Asimov reference, right ?

Yes!  That's correct.

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I want to see if my jokes are still unfunny in the future.

 

I think we can all pretty much guarantee that... ;)

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