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Hello John and welcome to Neowin! My name is Praetor and I'm today's guest host of this premier establishment; a gar?on named warwagon will serve you with your table right away and he will provide of anything you wish for. Our vast team of chefs are always ready to feed you up with the latest news and stories; be advised that, while most just love every type of food, some prefer to add Apples to everything they cook while others think their food tastes better near a Windows. Go figure.  :laugh:

 

The food tasters on service today are Brad Sams and Andy Weir; if anything is spoiled, poisoned or just bad taste, watch them for ill effects. There is also our resident home cook, hum; always trying to make great food but in the end he just follows recipes from somewhere else; be sure to not mention the words "conspiracy" or "UFO" near him or else he will go wack.

 

We do have some local celebrities as well; stay away from arguing with the politicians like theyarecomingforyou or DocM; they may look like innocent kitties but they will bite you and show their fangs in the next minute. Oh and careful with our team of boucers; if you complain about the food you get from the chefs you might not be able to come again for a period of time...  :rofl:

 

Our local janitor, Budman, is always happy to fix any broken oven or AVAC or the beer machine; sometimes grumpy but hey, he's the best in the field so..be sure to pay him a beer in the exit, if you see him.

 

And finally, our boss: Steven "Neobond" Parker; while there are more parteners, Neobond is a legend in here. Why do you think he has that nickname?

 

Enjoy your stay!

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