If Tim Cook told bad jokes, you would get .....


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Cooked!

 

A few others...

 

Schillered

Ived

Cued

 


Bonus Joke!!

 

If the people who made the program Handbreak  ... created a productivity application what do you think they would call it? :laugh:

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10 out of 10 Warwagons (really lame) :D .

 

Or 1s it 1 out of 10?

 

I never could get the Warwagon scale right.

 

it's a 10/10, being 10 the worse; a negative would be a good joke, but it's impossible to give a negative note to warwagon's jokes because the Universe would revert back into the Big Bang.

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If the people who made the program Handbreak  ... created a productivity application what do you think they would call it? :laugh:

 

Bike peddles?  I mean, considering that the word handbreak has absolutely nothing to do with video transcoding...

 

and they are the ones making the name...

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Bonus Joke!!

 

If the people who made the program Handbreak  ... created a productivity application what do you think they would call it? :laugh:

 

 

i dunno.

 

edit: i just saw the answer and i still don't get it, since Handbreak IS a productivity app.

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it's a 10/10, being 10 the worse; a negative would be a good joke, but it's impossible to give a negative note to warwagon's jokes because the Universe would revert back into the Big Bang.

 

In that case I rate it as 11/10

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i dunno.

 

edit: i just saw the answer and i still don't get it, since Handbreak IS a productivity app.

 

I meant for like word processing...err never mind. I still think it's hilarious :laugh:

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After Tim Cook tells the joke;

 

JOHNY IVE: Here at Apple we take the art of making jokes very seriously, we took our time to make a joke that would reach everyone with a sense of humor, and as our previous poster said, this took our design time three years to craft the joke, we hope you find it exquisite. 

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If the people who made the program Handbreak  ... created a productivity application what do you think they would call it? :laugh:

 

No Brakes on your WarWagon

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If Tim Cook told bad jokes, they would be your jokes, Warwagon. :p

Perhaps Tim Cook is Warwagon! In that case were are screwed!

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