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{?} Quiz: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

?Here is a little test that will help you decide. ?

The answer can be found by posing the following question:



You're walking down a deserted street with your wife 
and two small children.

Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife 
comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you... 

You are carrying a Colt 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. 
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. 

What do you do? 

THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN: 



Which of the following most closely matches your answer?


Democrat's Answer: ?Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

?What is a Colt 1911 cal. 45 ACP?

?Does the man look poor or oppressed?

?Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?

?Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

?Could we run away?

?What does my wife think?

?What about the kids?

?Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

?What does the law say about this situation?

?Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?

?Do I have a concealed carry permit?

?Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my 

children?

?How many rounds does this magazine hold?

?Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

?Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

?If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

?Should I call 9-1-1?

?Why is this street so deserted?

?We should organize the community.

?We need to raise taxes, have a paint & weed day.

?Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior?

?I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

?This is all so confusing!


Republican's Answer:


BANG! 


Southerner's Answer: 



BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG! BANG! 



Click.... (Sounds of reloading) 


BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG! BANG! 



Click 


Daughter: 

'Nice grouping, Daddy!' 

'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! 



Son: 

'Can I shoot the next one?!' 



Wife: 

'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

 

 

[jnelsoninjax]

:laugh: That's a good test!

[Jessica Wright]

lOl.  :laugh:

[x-scratch]

:angry: where is the funny

[Meko Mimi]

What is a Colt 1911 cal. 45 ACP? Hahaha.