blank Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 A picky eater was jailed Tuesday for reportedly using a McDonald's McChicken sandwich as a weapon against his pregnant wife, according to a police report. Marvin Tramaine Hill II, 21, admitted to police that he threw the sandwich at his wife "because he doesn't like them." Hill was arrested for simple domestic assault and taken to the Polk County Jail Des Moines police met with Hill at the couple's home in the 1400 block of 13th Street. Hill told police it was actually his wife who assaulted him. Hill said his wife woke him up around 1 p.m. with a McChicken in hand. He admitted to police that he became upset and threw the sandwich at her, then picked up some of the bun, throwing it at her again. The woman went to the bathroom to clean herself up but Hill followed her and began recording her using his cellphone, which he later shared with police. In the video, police saw the woman knock the phone out of his hands. Hill's wife had mayonnaise on her shirt and face when officers located her. According to the woman, Hill had forcefully smashed the bun into her face. Police noted that the woman's nose was swollen and believed Hill was trying to entice the woman into knocking the phone out of his hands to make her appear aggressive, the report stated. Hill was arrested and his weapons permit was confiscated. Hill remains in custody at the Polk County Jail. http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/crime-and-courts/2014/12/03/mcchicken-used-weapon/19823923/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocM Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 What a waste of perfectly good dog food. The Evil Overlord 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreadPirateRoberts Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 This is so funny. Him and his wife clearly didn't have a very good relationship. If he was angry about the way it tasted then why would he feel the need to throw it at her? He could have just thrown it at the wall. Although if it was me I'd do the only thing that any normal person would do and go and put it in the trash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DConnell Member Posted December 3, 2014 Member Share Posted December 3, 2014 Ban McDonalds! :laugh: (No seriously - ban them! Their food is terrible!) +E.Worm Jimmy and The Evil Overlord 2 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+virtorio MVC Posted December 3, 2014 MVC Share Posted December 3, 2014 And yet McDonalds use it (and the rest of their menu) as a weapon every day and nothing happens. The Evil Overlord and DConnell 2 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DConnell Member Posted December 3, 2014 Member Share Posted December 3, 2014 It's a good thing he didn't feed it to her - he'd be facing attempted murder charges! The Evil Overlord and blank 2 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arachno 1D Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Was either of these two non-white as its not a story otherwise :rolleyes: The Evil Overlord 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hum Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 It's not chicken ... :shifty: The Evil Overlord 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
123456789A Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Was either of these two non-white as its not a story otherwise :rolleyes: The McChicken uses white meat I believe. But it would have been more newsworthy perhaps if it was dark meat. DConnell 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mstefanik Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 If she brought him food from McDonalds, clearly she was trying to poison him. At the very least it's attempted murder of his tastebuds. Hum and The Evil Overlord 2 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x-scratch Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Ban McDonalds! :laugh: (No seriously - ban them! Their food is terrible!) just because you don't like them does not give you the right to be a jackass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arachno 1D Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Well they are selling what might loosely be termed lethal weapons :rolleyes: DConnell and The Evil Overlord 2 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Overlord Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Lol @ the replies :d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krome Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 The McChicken uses white meat I believe. But it would have been more newsworthy perhaps if it was dark meat. lol da neowin comedian is at work again. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloatingFatMan Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 How the hell does a McChicken cause a swollen nose? Is it some kind of mutant mega-chicken or something? Or was it perhaps frozen solid? The only damage those things can cause, is intestinal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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