joke Things to never say to a woman during an argument

[jnelsoninjax]

1. Whoa, time out. Football is on. 

2. Sorry. I was just picturing you naked. 

3. Is there any way we can do this via e-mail? 

4. Don't you have some laundry to do or something? 

5. You are so cute when you get mad. 

6. You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread. 

7. Wait a minute - I get it. What time of the month is it? 

8. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one? 

9. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning! 

10. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.

[Alwaysonacoffebreak]

Really?

 

I've said almost all of them...maybe some men need to grow a pair then?

[Unobscured Vision]

I've got a few.

 

- "(Insert ex's name here) didn't make oatmeal like -- OWOWOWOWOWOW!"

 

- "But darling, you look fine with the off-colored ... wait, that's not an off-color?"

 

- "I think Tyler Perry is completely talentless and overrated. Yes, I DID say that out loud. No, I will NOT take it back."

 

- "Yes, I AM playing World of Warcraft until 5am this morning. It IS a weekend after all. No, I am NOT going to the wedding tomorrow morning. Wait, that's OUR wedding tomorrow morning?! Um ...."

 

- "So, I need to go to the store, pick up the kids and the dry cleaning, and bring home something for dinner. Meanwhile, you'll sit around texting your girlfriends and checking your Facebook. Did I leave anything out?"

 

I think that pretty much covers everything I've got. :P