DocM Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 You can't make these WTF's up.... http://m.nydailynews.com/news/crime/man-masturbates-mom-won-watch-porn-article-1.2041976#bmb=1 Man masturbates outside after mom won't let him watch porn They're called privates for a reason. A Florida man was arrested last month after allegedly walking outside his Stuart home while naked and touching himself, reports TCPalm.com. Anthony Smith, 21, explained to authorities he gets a "high" to have others see him naked. But the real issue could be his strict mother, who actually has a rule of no porn inside the house. That's what prompted the nude suspect to go outside in the middle of the day on Nov. 14 in hopes that someone would see him, the Martin County Sheriff's Office wrote in the report. He wasn't disappointed, although others probably were. A witness told police they saw the clothes-less Smith masturbating in his yard. As officers responded they saw him "bending down naked in the driveway," the website reported. After seeing the officers - Jose_49 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+E.Worm Jimmy Subscriber¹ Posted January 23, 2015 Subscriber¹ Share Posted January 23, 2015 ignore the degenerates. there are always a few ###### ups that makes the news. do yo really think it is worthwhile to spread this degenerate news by posting them on a tech website?? Jose_49 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocM Posted January 23, 2015 Author Share Posted January 23, 2015 "Real World News" We have discussed everything non-tech here from acorns to zebras, some much more disturbing than this idiot, yet this thread is your target de jour? Jub 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Warwagon MVC Posted January 23, 2015 MVC Share Posted January 23, 2015 So does that mean in can Play the Organ? +E.Worm Jimmy 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmc15john Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 "But the real issue could be his strict mother, who actually has a rule of no porn inside the house." WTF? Maybe the real issue is that your 21 year old son still lives at home... Thanks for the laugh. +1 Dick Montage and +E.Worm Jimmy 2 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocM Posted January 23, 2015 Author Share Posted January 23, 2015 You're welcome. Homebound millennials are often good for a giggle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+virtorio MVC Posted January 24, 2015 MVC Share Posted January 24, 2015 he gets a "high" to have others see him naked Why can't he just use drugs like everyone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisj1968 Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 So does that mean in can Play the Organ? +E.Worm Jimmy 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoWind Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 He will be thrill with hololens by the time it release. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+E.Worm Jimmy Subscriber¹ Posted January 24, 2015 Subscriber¹ Share Posted January 24, 2015 "Real World News" We have discussed everything non-tech here from acorns to zebras, some much more disturbing than this idiot, yet this thread is your target de jour? yeah, it is. some are disturbing... showing the evils of human nature. some are just unfortunate... yet this one is about a public masturbating degenerate! cannot go lower then this i am afraid. there is no sensationalist news here, except that a men was masturbating in public. surely, it is not worth discussing. other cases at least had some controversy or some truly evil or devious people. or grave mistakes people have made. here - it is straight up degenerate. i have no interest in reading this ######, and, as a highly participating old term member of this site, i think it is pure garbage, and not worth posting here! take it as you will! it is my humble opinion after all. ps. before you say: if you don't want it, don't read it... i read everything that is posted, and i don't discriminate. but i make my opinions public Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
webeagle12 Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 So does that mean in can Play the Organ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick H. Supervisor Posted January 28, 2015 Supervisor Share Posted January 28, 2015 WTF? Maybe the real issue is that your 21 year old son still lives at home...I get a bit defensive over this kind of remark. While I moved out of my parent's house at 18, and even today still have my own apartment an hour and a half away, I'm currently living with my mother during the week. Point being, you can't assume someone's circumstances just from their age. That aside, that is one strict mother and one very odd guy. While a lot of people get a high from doing taboo things, you would almost think that this guy wanted to get caught with the situation presented in the article. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Montage Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Always Florida... Why's it always Florida? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiver Veteran Posted January 29, 2015 Veteran Share Posted January 29, 2015 I get a bit defensive over this kind of remark. While I moved out of my parent's house at 18, and even today still have my own apartment an hour and a half away, I'm currently living with my mother during the week. Point being, you can't assume someone's circumstances just from their age. That aside, that is one strict mother and one very odd guy. While a lot of people get a high from doing taboo things, you would almost think that this guy wanted to get caught with the situation presented in the article. Agreed, I was out of the family home by 19 but in effect, was into my GF's parents home till I was around 22 because I earned such a low wage I could not afford to have my own place. As soon as I could afford it, i did it. yeah, it is. some are disturbing... showing the evils of human nature. some are just unfortunate... yet this one is about a public masturbating degenerate! cannot go lower then this i am afraid. there is no sensationalist news here, except that a men was masturbating in public. surely, it is not worth discussing. other cases at least had some controversy or some truly evil or devious people. or grave mistakes people have made. here - it is straight up degenerate. i have no interest in reading this ######, and, as a highly participating old term member of this site, i think it is pure garbage, and not worth posting here! take it as you will! it is my humble opinion after all. ps. before you say: if you don't want it, don't read it... i read everything that is posted, and i don't discriminate. but i make my opinions public Yet some how, What is your favorite apple variety? is definitely a topic we were missing on a tech forum. You're entitled to your opinion for sure, but that doesn't mean you have to throw it in someones face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+E.Worm Jimmy Subscriber¹ Posted January 29, 2015 Subscriber¹ Share Posted January 29, 2015 Yet some how, What is your favorite apple variety? is definitely a topic we were missing on a tech forum. You're entitled to your opinion for sure, but that doesn't mean you have to throw it in someones face. Oooh! My favorite threat! But yeah, point taken. Not sure why I was in a bad mood that day.... Skiver 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiver Veteran Posted January 29, 2015 Veteran Share Posted January 29, 2015 Oooh! My favorite threat! But yeah, point taken. Not sure why I was in a bad mood that day.... blame a lack of caffeine, that normally does it for me. +E.Worm Jimmy 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
remixedcat Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Why in the hell are people so against porn but they are totally fine with people watching movies/playing games with bloody gore? o_O ?/ "But the real issue could be his strict mother, who actually has a rule of no porn inside the house." WTF? Maybe the real issue is that your 21 year old son still lives at home... Thanks for the laugh. +1 Thing is stuff is getting more expensive and it's harder ad harder these days for people to make it out of the house and get enough money to move out on thier own. rent alone kills some people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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