Next Star Trek Movie Villian leaked!


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Lol....

 

Seriously years ago I never heard of the Kardashians, and I was checking up in the TVShowsONDVD site when I woke up,  and there was a listing for Keeping up with the Kardashians. I was quite baffled, I thought it said Cardassians until I realized Cardassians started with a C. I had to google Kardashians to understand what was going on hehe.

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The crew must stop the Kardashians when their plan to travel back in time to a point they were relevant causes a rip in the fabric of space after the time machine fails to find a point in time there were relevant. Things get more complicated after Spock is run over by Bruce Jenner. Meanwhile, Scotty is mortified to discover he speaks with a Scottish accent. 

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The

Kardashians

 

 

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Try destroying the MASSIVE death star that is her rear end. lock all phasers and photon torpedoes on split on that planets surface... 

Scotty: We only have enough ordanance to pop the pimple on that thing Captain!

Spock: if my mathmetaical calculations are correct, we might end up losing all ordnance in her cellulite pockets in sector 121-754a

Bones: Damn it Jim!, I have a liposuction machine that can suck the hell out of the fat down to her innercore.. that'd require alot of the enterprises core.

Scotty:

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Lol....

 

Seriously years ago I never heard of the Kardashians, and I was checking up in the TVShowsONDVD site when I woke up,  and there was a listing for Keeping up with the Kardashians. I was quite baffled, I thought it said Cardassians until I realized Cardassians started with a C. I had to google Kardashians to understand what was going on hehe.

 

 

lmao

 

This is much funnier than the OP.

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The crew must stop the Kardashians when their plan to travel back in time to a point they were relevant causes a rip in the fabric of space after the time machine fails to find a point in time there were relevant. Things get more complicated after Spock is run over by Bruce Jenner. Meanwhile, Scotty is mortified to discover he speaks with a Scottish accent. From Breeding

FTFY :D

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