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I like how they're throwing around the word "fluoroelastomer" like it's some really amazing material.

 

Just call it rubber or plastic or whatever it really is.

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I like how they're throwing around the word "fluoroelastomer" like it's some really amazing material.

 

Just call it rubber or plastic or whatever it really is.

 

Big words leave people wide-eyed and slack-jawed in awe at the magnificence being peddled to them.

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I like how they're throwing around the word "fluoroelastomer" like it's some really amazing material.

 

Just call it rubber or plastic or whatever it really is.

Marketing 101, and it works, nothing different than other companies haven't tried over the year

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When is the US converting to iTime? :D:rolleyes::rofl:

"24-hour days are overrated!" 

 

Introducing the Apple Day... 18 hours, 100% guaranteed productivity! 

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When is the US converting to iTime? :D:rolleyes::rofl:

We are still working through gtime, and gmail, and g+, etc. ;)
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"24-hour days are overrated!" 

 

Introducing the Apple Day... 18 hours, 100% guaranteed productivity! 

Apple Day 2.0

A day is 8 hours long, and you get a day off after every single work day!

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Customer: "Hello, is that Apple Support? My new iWatch is 4 hours out."

Support: "I'm sorry sir, clearly you're in the wrong timezone. I recommend you move to the east coast so that your new iWatch shows the correct time."

 

C'mon.. You know it's gonna happen. :p

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Customer: "Hello, is that Apple Support? My new iWatch is 4 hours out."

Support: "I'm sorry sir, clearly you're in the wrong timezone. I recommend you move to the east coast so that your new iWatch shows the correct time."

 

C'mon.. You know it's gonna happen. :p

 

...but I am hanging out with my grandmamma in the Yellowhammer state!  What do I need to go home so soon? :rofl:

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...but I am hanging out with my grandmamma in the Yellowhammer state!  What do I need to go home so soon? :rofl:

 

"I'm sorry sir, but clearly you're time-zoning it wrong."  ;)

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