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I'll mark it as NSFW, just in case

 

This was a joke shared to me on Facebook, so it is a repost

 

 

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom.

When she opened the door, she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.

 

"What are you doing?" She exclaimed.

 

The Daughter replied. "I'm 35, and still living at home with my parents, and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband!"

 

Later that week, the father was in the kitchen, and heard a humming sound coming from the basement.

When he went downstairs to investigate, he found his daughter, naked on the sofa with her vibrator.

 

"What are you doing?" He exclaimed.

 

The Daughter replied. "I'm 35, and still living at home with my parents, and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband!"

 

A couple of days later, the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room.

In there, she found her husband, watching the Super Bowl on the television, with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.

 

"What are you doing?" She exclaimed.

 

He replied... "Watching the game with my son-in-law."

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