joke Got any broccoli?

[Ice_Blue]

A lady walks into a grocery on Monday, and asks the clerk if he had any fresh broccoli, to which he replied "No ma'am. We only have frozen and canned broccoli."

She came back on Tuesday, asked the same question, and received the same reply.

 

She came back again on Wednesday with the same question.

 

The clerk then asked the lady, "Can you spell cat as in catastrophe?"
She said yes and spelt the word "cat".
He then said "Can you spell dog as in dogma?"
She said yes,and spelt the word "dog".
Then he said "Can you spell fork as in broccoli?"
She replied "But young man, there is no fork in broccoli!"
"That's what I've been trying to tell you since Monday!"

 

[Draconian Guppy]

I don't get it  

[+Warwagon MVC]

I don't get it  

 

There's no ######ing broccoli!

 

Took me about 5 mins to finally get it. Until I was saying it out loud.

[techbeck]

I got it right away.

[+E.Worm Jimmy Subscriber¹]

I got it right away.

[techbeck]

 

Better not have any nuts in it

[trag3dy]

 

If this joke is trying to not be funny it succeeded.

[+virtorio MVC]

That was a long way to basically tell this same joke:

 

http://i.imgur.com/oYSaJg0.jpg

[Draconian Guppy]

There's no ######ing broccoli!

 

Took me about 5 mins to finally get it. Until I was saying it out loud.

oh I see

[+Warwagon MVC]

That was a long way to basically tell this same joke:

 

http://i.imgur.com/oYSaJg0.jpg

 

Exactly... here is the trimmed down version

 

A lady walks into a grocery on Monday, and asks the clerk if he had any fresh broccoli, to which he replied "No ma'am. We only have frozen and canned broccoli."

She came back on Tuesday, asked the same question, and received the same reply.

 

She came back again on Wednesday with the same question.

 

The clerk asked "Can you spell fork as in broccoli?"

She replied "But young man, there is no fork in broccoli!"

"That's what I've been trying to tell you since Monday!"