Small Town Sheriff

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The small town's sheriff was also its veterinarian. One night the phone rang and his wife answered.

An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?"

"Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a vet?"

"Both.

We can't get our dog's mouth open, and there's a burglar in it."

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Hahaha.. feel sorry for the burglar in that situation. 

 

I feel sorry for the dog. Who knows what diseases he might pick up from that burglar?

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