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Phrases For Your "Out-Of-Office" E-Mail

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* I am currently out at a job interview and will reply

to you if I fail to get the position.

* I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.

* You are receiving this automatic notification

because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are

you wouldn't have received anything at all.

* Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors

having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to

management.

* I will be unable to delete all the unread,

worthless emails you send me

until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be

patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was

received..

* Thank you for your email. Your credit card has

been charged $5.99 for the

first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word

in your message

* The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and

is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your

computer and try sending again.' The beauty of it is that when I

return, I can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over.

* Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queueing system.

* You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect

to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

* Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that

you got this message.

* I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.

* Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me.

Please wait by your PC for my response.

* Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new

job.

Don't bother to leave me any messages.

* I've run away to join a different circus.

AND, FINALLY, ABSOLUTELY THE BEST:

* I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks

for medical reasons. When I return, please refer

to me as 'Rose' instead of 'Steve'.

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Where do you find all this stuff? LOL (bowing) your the master joker! as far as I can tell anyway

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final is good one ROFL :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Where do you find all this stuff? LOL (bowing) your the master joker! as far as I can tell anyway

:laugh: I do my best - if you've enjoyed it (Y)

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a combination of 2 ... :)

* You are currently in 352nd place, please be

patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was

received..

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a combination of 2 ... :)

* You are currently in 352nd place, please be

patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was

received..

im so using that next time im out. hahahahaha :laugh:

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lol those are good.. nice job again +b3ta

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damn those r soo cool ! i'll just put em up in msgplus :D

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wow those are good, i 'll just quietly put em in my personalised status(es) in msgplus :D

Edit - oops , sorry for double post :(

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hehe. i'm going to use a few of those now.. :shifty:

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LOL, the credit card has been charged

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hahah nice... i gotta use some of those...

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Nice! I'll have to try some of those... :D

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those are pretty good.. i think i'll use "You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect

to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks." :)

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