b3ta Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 * I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. * I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you. * You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all. * Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management. * I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.. * Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message * The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.' The beauty of it is that when I return, I can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over. * Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queueing system. * You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks. * Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message. * I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted. * Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response. * Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to leave me any messages. * I've run away to join a different circus. AND, FINALLY, ABSOLUTELY THE BEST: * I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Rose' instead of 'Steve'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceDogg Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Where do you find all this stuff? LOL (bowing) your the master joker! as far as I can tell anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelsinho Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 final is good one ROFL :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b3ta Posted September 23, 2004 Author Share Posted September 23, 2004 Where do you find all this stuff? LOL (bowing) your the master joker! as far as I can tell anyway :laugh: I do my best - if you've enjoyed it (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Sunde Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 a combination of 2 ... :) * You are currently in 352nd place, please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadeWolf324 Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 a combination of 2 ... :)* You are currently in 352nd place, please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.. im so using that next time im out. hahahahaha :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d3nuo Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 lol those are good.. nice job again +b3ta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saud_o1 Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 damn those r soo cool ! i'll just put em up in msgplus :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saud_o1 Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 wow those are good, i 'll just quietly put em in my personalised status(es) in msgplus :D Edit - oops , sorry for double post :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dj6ross Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 hehe. i'm going to use a few of those now.. :shifty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argote Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 LOL, the credit card has been charged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystical112 Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 hahah nice... i gotta use some of those... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuxi Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Nice! I'll have to try some of those... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[yt] Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 those are pretty good.. i think i'll use "You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks." :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack_canada Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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