joke Acronyms....

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NOVEMBER:

Nice Oblong Vaginas Effortlessly Make Bob's Eunuch Raunchy

:paranoid:

next word:

EFFLUVIA

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EFFLUVIA - Even Fred's Flatulence Looked Useless Versus Incredible Anus

(LOL - Even obscure superheroes can be dangerous)

New Acronym - MORTUARY

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my other right testicle usually aches roughly year-round

next word - Experience

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Captain Phatty, ya better get that other(?) right testical seen to.... LOL

EXPERIENCE - Even X-Rays Penetrate Eggs, Radiating Into Extremely New Chicken Entrails.....

(Whooo good one Phatty, that was tough)

New Acronym - HYDRAULIC

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Hydraulic - Hot Young Drunks Really Are Usually Level-headed In Clubs.

next word: Hippopotamus :cool:

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HIPPOPOTAMUS - Half Inch Prick Puts Out Power Output That A Mouse Usually Sports .... LOL

New Accronym - TECHNOLOGIES

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TECHNOLOGIES - Tiny Electronics Can Help No One Like Orgasms Gently Invading Everyone's Soul. -- :mad: :D:p :p :p

-What can I say, I'm a poet :cool:

NEW WORD: INSTRUMENTS

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LOL - Good one...

INSTRUMENTS - In No Suttle Terminology, Rubbing Under My Enormous Nuts, Turns Sexy......

Haa haa haa.... What would I think of next???

New Acronym - INTELLIGENCE

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INTELLIGENCE - I Need Elephant Licks Like I Got Egg Nog, Creamy, Delicious.

New Word - Causality

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Intellectuals Need Time Every Logical Linguistic Idiom Generates Every Nuance; Commonly Evolves.

-if that makes any sense to you. (Can I add small words such as and, or , as, etc. because that would help out a lot!)

(here's one from the periodic table of elements - Element #118

WoW! We need a new row to add #119 cuz we've filled it up!!! )

NEW WORD - UNUNOCTIUM

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OOps posted at the same time!

Causality - Carelessly Adding Undergaments Set Atop Large Inanimate Trees. YIKES!

New Word - UNUNOCTIUM

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Whoa two words....

Causality - Can All Uraguyan Slugs Actually Live In That Yard?

UNUNOCTIUM - Usually No, Until Now, Our Creepies Take It Under Medication.

Now hows that for following up on two posts with one question and one answer....

New Acronym - RESTRICTIONS

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UNUNOCTIUM

Unfortunately Noone Understands None Of Coutry Tickles In Uranium Muscles

New Word:

INCOGNITO

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Ooops, another two poster - I'll let my word stay.

INCOGNITO - Inducing Nine Continuous Orgasms, Girls Noticed I Took Over

(Hee hee, the stud I am....!!!)

As before, my Acronym..... RESTRICTIONS

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Good one!!! All those women!!! What a PLAYA :cool: :cool:

Retarded Electrical Students Try Really Interrestingly Combine Two Ionized Old Nickle Strontium.

New one : QUERY

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QUERY - Quiet Uncle Eddy Rides Yolanda.

New Word - STALLION

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STALLION - Stud Takes All Lovely Ladies Into Orgasmic Nirvana

New Acro - STEREOPHONIC

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STEREOPHONIC - Sound Technician Ends Rarest Ever Option, Pouring Hot Oil Near Island Coast

New Word - HOSPITALITY

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HOSPITALITY - Having Original Silly Postings In Thread, Although Little Is Truely Yellow

New Acronym - CORRECTIONALITY (Is that a word?)

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Don't think so, but here goes....

CORRECTIONALITY - Coming Over Red Ridge, Edward Correctly Thought, "I Only Need A Little Itch To Yell."

:lick:

New Word - QUALIFICATIONS

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QUALIFICATIONS - Queue Under Angry Looking Iguanas? Forget It, Chasing Angry Tigers Inside Oragon Nutures Superiority!!!

New Acronym - TAPHEPHOBIA

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TAPHEPHOBIA - Today Another Patrolman Helped Egregious People Hop Onto Barges In Atlanta :bandit:

New Word - Quixotic

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QUIXOTIC - Quiet Urologist Is X-raying Our Terminally Ill Cow.....

Er OK....

New Acronym - PERPLEXITY

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PERPLEXITY - Pink Elephants Read Plenty, Love Especially XML-based Instructions Teaching Yodeling

New one.. Verbophobia (:cool: Figured it would be a good one for this list)

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VERBOPHOBIA - Virtually Every Randy Babe On Parole Has Ordered Burritos In Argentina.....!!!

Well alrighty then....

New Acronym - VENTRILOQUISTS

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