joke Acronyms....

[Gladiatorus]

Software -> Simpletons often feel treachery when animals run erect.

[The Evil Overlord]

Simpletons

Since I Made Pancakes, let's eat Tomatoes, or not, simpleton

Tomatoes

[Gladiatorus]

Simpletons

Since I Made Pancakes, let's eat Tomatoes, or not, simpleton

Tomatoes

LOL

[Kazama Levi]

Simpletons

Since I Made Pancakes, let's eat Tomatoes, or not, simpleton

Tomatoes

 

Terrific orgasms make Annie's tummy overly ecstatic, seriously!

 

Orgasms

[The Evil Overlord]

Oranges Rarely Get A Sensual, Memorable Squeeze

[4CxbqFxVnstmA Veteran]

squeeze

 

Some quaint underlings even enjoy zither elegies.

 

zither

[Gladiatorus]

Zither -> Zucchinis indeed turn her extremely rambunctious.

[4CxbqFxVnstmA Veteran]

rambunctious

 

Running a marathon backwards usually necessitates certain tricky instances of unusual slickness.

 

slickness

[Gladiatorus]

Slickness -> Sorry lad, I can't kick nuts extra softly. Sad...

[Nick H. Supervisor]

Slickness -> Sorry lad, I can't kick nuts extra softly. Sad...

Even Xylophones Take Real Adroitness.

[The Evil Overlord]

Even Xylophones Take Real Adroitness.

off topic

man I'm having trouble with this one

/off topic

 

as it stil stands.....

Adroitness.

[4CxbqFxVnstmA Veteran]

adroitness

 

A devil rampages over its terrain, newly enlivening Satan's servants.

 

Satan's

[firey]

Satan's => Sadly Americans think about nothin' special. 

[Gladiatorus]

Satan's => Sadly Americans think about nothin' special. 

 

And what's the new acronym?

[firey]

And what's the new acronym?

You are free to choose whatever word you want from mine.

[pqt]

Americans => After Market European Rides, Inked, Chromed and Nicely Scented

 

First attempt, hope I didn't violate any of the conditions. Probably should have read OP.

[The Evil Overlord]

Withdrawn, was beaten to the post.

I Now Know, Everybody Dies

Everybody

[4CxbqFxVnstmA Veteran]

everybody

 

Elliptical verities eventually relieve your brain of disastrous yearnings.

 

Yearnings

[The Evil Overlord]

Yearly Earnings Are Ridiculous, Nobody Is Negotiating Gross Salaries

[Biohead]

Never ever go over to investigate awful turds in noxious gardens 

[The Evil Overlord]

Now Our X-ray Is On, Understand Stupid?

Understand

[firey]

Understand = Unsurprisingly naturists don't eat raw sticks. They are not deers.

 

Unsurprisingly

[The Evil Overlord]

Unsurprisingly, New Sexual Underground Raves Provide Rising Intelligence, Sally Is Now Getting Laid, Yippee

[Gladiatorus]

Yippee -> Yuri: Is Penelope pooing? Extra EWWW!

 

[4CxbqFxVnstmA Veteran]

penelope

 

Please ensure nobody eats lamb or pig entrails.

 

entrails