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Posted 13 July 2013 - 08:46

depressing - don't ever prescribe Ritalin, every soldier says it's no good 




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Posted 14 July 2013 - 20:16

ritalin

 

Religiously inspired travellers arrive late in nirvana.

 

religiously



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Posted 14 July 2013 - 23:31

Religiously- Russian elephant lost in Ghana, it only unusually sometimes likes yachting.



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Posted 15 July 2013 - 10:01

Elephant -> Even lazy Evernote programmers have acquired nutrious tapioca



#6710 Aheer.R.S.

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Posted 15 July 2013 - 10:07

There Are People In Ocotal, Central America



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Posted 15 July 2013 - 12:03

America - after many eggs, rice is craved abundantly.



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Posted 30 September 2013 - 15:09

abundantly

 

A bird's uvula never does a naughty thing like yours.

 

uvula



#6713 firey

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Posted 30 September 2013 - 15:46

uvula = Using vocabulary usually leaves assumptions.



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Posted 30 September 2013 - 19:11

Vocabulary -> Very obese cats are blatantly unimpressed left around rolling yarn



#6715 firey

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Posted 30 September 2013 - 20:12

around -> Assuming Russians only use newspapers drunk.



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Posted 30 September 2013 - 23:50

newspapers

 

nobody ever wants salacious prostitutes and pimps earning real salaries

 

prostitutes



#6717 astropheed

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Posted 30 September 2013 - 23:57

prostitutes -> Pancakes rarely overcook; Still though, it's totally uncool to eat soggy.



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Posted 01 October 2013 - 00:48

uncool

 

Unicorns never cuddle out of love.

 

cuddle



#6719 firey

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Posted 01 October 2013 - 00:49

cuddle = Children usually don't dance like elvis.



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Posted 01 October 2013 - 01:06

Children = Children's Institute for Learning Dissemblance; Rather entertains nippers.