Freakz Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 So heres the deal, at my university on our thursday nights we have a massive night out where buses from the uni take us out to all the pubs and night clubs when were smashed. Think of it as a mini pub crawl i guess.. On every bus theres always some sort of chant going, so i thought it would be cool to post your favourite and your funniest, feel free to make some up too... heres a few to start us off: I wish that all the ladies, (all repeat) Were waves in the ocean, (all repeat) and i was a surfer, (all repeat) I'd ride 'em with my motion! (all repeat) I wish that all the ladies, Were bells in the tower, and i was a bell boy, I'd dong 'em every hour! I wish that all the ladies, We're buns on the shelf, and I was a baker, I'd cream em all my self! I wish that all the laides, We're holes in the road, and I was a dump truck, I'd fill em with my load! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannyscott5 Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 roflmao, there really funny :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I wish that all the ladies, Were bells in the tower, and i was a bell boy, I'd dong 'em every hour! I wish that all the ladies, We're buns on the shelf, and I was a baker, I'd cream em all my self! them 2 are the best in my opinion :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qasim Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Nice ones, i like them the best aswell^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freakz Posted March 27, 2005 Author Share Posted March 27, 2005 thanks guys, got any more?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freakz Posted March 27, 2005 Author Share Posted March 27, 2005 I wish that all the ladies, were bricks in a pile, and i was a mason, I'd lay em with my style! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolslacker Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 I like them :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z1ppeh Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 my sick mind I wish that all the ladies, Were criminals with class cos if i was a copper id f*** em up the Ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmah Veteran Posted March 27, 2005 Veteran Share Posted March 27, 2005 I wish that all the ladies, Were growing in my garden. Cos when they all got old enough I'd plant 'em on my hard 'un. Guth 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thetman Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 i dont remember all of it but *beer in hand* here's to sister ______, sister ______ (repeat) she drinks and she ****s and (repeat) (repeat all) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannyscott5 Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 i dont remember all of it but*beer in hand* here's to sister ______, sister ______ (repeat) she drinks and she ****s and (repeat) (repeat all) 585681487[/snapback] roflmao, these are realy funny :yes: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valerus Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 These are nice. (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 lol keep 'em coming... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alucarD_The_Stampede Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 I wish that all the laides,We're holes in the road, and I was a dump truck, I'd fill em with my load! LOL i about drown on my cool-aid when i read this one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrogers Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 LOL these are great! Unfortunately I'm not a poet so I can't contribute. LOL i about drown on my cool-aid when i read this one... 585682611[/snapback] You're drinking Cool-Aid? Are you old enough for this thread? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alucarD_The_Stampede Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 umm yea, i just dont like drinking cokes cause they turn people into fatasses, and i dont really like regular water, so i drink cool-aid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiGGA Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 LMAO they are funny ------------------------ my lame attempt I wish that all ladies where like me cos i wouldnt have to w*nk and get down on my knee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freakz Posted March 29, 2005 Author Share Posted March 29, 2005 nice guys, we also do this one: my nameis jack (repeat) and im a necrophiliac (repeat) I get the sh*ts (repeat) when the ###### fall to bits (repeat) my name is jack and im a necrophiliac I get all hard when they're in the graveyard my name is jack and im a necrophiliac i get all down when theyre six feet underground :D these are a bit :s but still fun Guth 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chmsant Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 rofl good stuff, too tired to come up with my own tho... :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpablo Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 Excellent ! These are pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akaladis Veteran Posted March 29, 2005 Veteran Share Posted March 29, 2005 Good ones (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pto Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 The dumptruck one made my gf laugh. They all made me laugh. Cept the lame attempts of everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insanekiwi Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 you geeks need to get out more and date real women. that's for sure. :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freakz Posted March 29, 2005 Author Share Posted March 29, 2005 i wish that all the ladies, were statues of venus, and i was a sculptor, id break em with my penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Zollo Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 i wish that all the ladies,were statues of venus, and i was a sculptor, id break em with my penis 585689153[/snapback] i wish that all the ladies,were sheep in the grass and i was a kiwi i'd f*ck 'em in the a** 585689158[/snapback] Well now, I do believe that explains your username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HilariousNinja Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 Man some of those weer funny but THAT explains your warning level i assume Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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