Freakz Posted March 29, 2005 Author Share Posted March 29, 2005 my name is jack and im a necrophiliac i get frustrated when they get cremated meh, this thread is harmless.. if i get another warning ill be very upset Guth 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 this thread is funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrickey Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 I wish all the ladies, Were overclocked sticks of RAM, And I was a power user, I'd apply my own Arctic Silver from my ham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JorgeIvan Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 haahaaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kombolcha Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 The dumptruck one made my gf laugh.They all made me laugh. Cept the lame attempts of everyone else. 585689140[/snapback] LOL your last line made me lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freakz Posted March 31, 2005 Author Share Posted March 31, 2005 1400 views... 30 replies :( , surely some of you guys know more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marduk Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Great thread def savin some for next night on the town:D (Y). Mystic Mungis 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugger_hooker Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 I wish all the ladies, were trees in the forest, and i was a lumber jack, I'd split the clitorius... I wish all the ladies, were cabbage in patch, and I was a farmer, I'd pick'em by the snatch... Guth 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lakpnq Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 hey i don't know if you guys have heard these two before... and yes, i am from the praries :blush: I wish that all the ladies, Were grain in a bin, And I was an auger, I'd stick it in and spin. I wish that all the ladies, Were birds in the sky, And I was a hunter, I'd shoot 'em in the eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chmsant Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 March 30th to September 2nd to here. Both revivals were from brand new members with one post. Geez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopyaedoff Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Cool (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spyder2k Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 I wish all ladies were like my computer I'd stick in my floppy and boot them for hours :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redFX Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 I wish all the ladies were pies And I was the guy from american pie I'd tap that shizzle in the kitchen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavyBoy Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Here's one that's no worse than the other ones that have been said: I wish that all the ladies Were like tables in bed I'd make 'em suck my d*** and rest my beer on their head. The rest I know come from my school's rowdy bunch of engineers - and so I will refrain. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GameOverRob Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Lol nice You heard the one about yogi bear? Note that the lyrics in bold are sung by the everyone YOGI BEAR I know a bear that you don't know, Yogi, Yogi, I know a bear that you don't know, Yogi, Yogi Bear. Yogi, Yogi Bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear. I know a bear that you don't know, Yogi, Yogi Bear. Yogi's got a little friend, Boo Boo, Boo Boo, Yogi's got a little friend, Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear. Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear, Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear. Yogi's got a little friend, Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear. And Yogi's got an enemy, Ranger, Ranger Yogi's got an enemy, Ranger, Ranger Smith...etc. Yogi's chopped up Ranger Smith, Dismem, Dismem. Yogi's chopped up Ranger Smith, Dismem, Dismem-Bear....etc. Yogi has a girl friend, Susie, Susie Yogi has a girl friend, Susie, Susie Bear...etc. Susie's into lingerie, Teddy, Teddy Susie's into lingerie, Teddy, Teddy Bear....etc. Susie's got a hairy minge, Grisly, Grisly Susie's got a hairy minge, Grisly, Grisly Bear....etc. Susie likes it on the fridge, Polar, Polar, Susie likes it on the fridge, Polar, Polar Bear...etc. Susie likes it long and green, Cucum, Cucum Susie likes it long and green, Cucum, Cucum-Bear...etc. Susie does it upside down, Koala, Koala, Susie does it upside down, Koala, Koala-Bear...etc. Yogi's got a twelve inch nob, Hard to, Hard to, Yogi's got a twelve inch nob, Hard to, Hard to Bear...etc. Yogi's got a cheesy nob, ######-On, ######-On Yogi's got a cheesy nob, ######-On, Camembert....etc. But Yogi always wears durrex, Care-Bear, Care-Bear Yogi always wears durrex, Care-Care, Care Bear....etc. The durrex had a hole in it, Unlucky, Unlucky. The durrex had a hole in it, Unlucky, Lucky Bear...etc. Now I know a bear that you don't know, Yogi, Yogi, I know a bear that you don't know, Yogi, Yogi Bear. Yogi, Yogi Bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear. I know a bear that you don't know, Yogi, Yogi Bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Someguy1 Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 I wish that all the ladies Were sail boats in a race And I was the headwind I'd blow in their face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan M. Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 you geeks need to get out more and date real women. that's for sure. :rofl: this from some one with 25000 posts I wish that all the ladies Were sail boats in a race And I was the headwind I'd blow in their face yet another topic revived by an idiot wth 1 post and he stole my nickname :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeL_dAmAgE Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 I wish that all the ladies Were in my room So I don't need to contribute To this stupid thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmasta Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 This is an age old drinking song me and the boys sing most saturday nights. these are all the versus i can remember. I wish that all the ladies (echo) were holes in the road (echo) and if i was a dump truck (echo) Id fill them with my load (echo) mm bop ba lady (echo) x2 I wish that all the ladies (echo) were buns on the shelf (echo) and if i was a baker (echo) id cream them all myself (echo) mm bop ba lady (echo) x2 I wish that all the ladies (echo) were waves in the ocean (echo) and if i was a surfer (echo) id ride them with my motion (echo) mm bop ba lady (echo) x2 I wish that all the ladies (echo) were bricks in the wall (echo) and if i was a bricklayer (echo) i would lay them all (echo) mm bop ba lady (echo) x2 I wish that all the ladies (echo) were monkeys in a tree (echo) and if i was a banana (echo) they'd be sucking on me (echo) mm bop ba lady (echo) x2 I wish that all the ladies (echo) were bells in the tower (echo) and if i was a bell boy (echo) i'd dong them every hour (echo) mm bop ba lady (echo) x2 I wish that all the ladies (echo) were sheep in the grass (echo) and if i was an aussie (echo) id f*** them up the arse (echo) mm bop ba lady (echo) x2 I wish that all the ladies (echo) were deer in the firest (echo) and if i was some long grass (echo) i'd tickle their cl***ris (echo) mm bop ba lady (echo) x2 I wish that all the ladies (echo) were fish in a pool (echo) and if I was a fisherman (echo) I?d catch ?em with my tool (echo) mm bop ba lady (echo) x2 I wish that all the ladies (echo) were brown paper bags (echo) and I was a butcher (echo) I?d fill ?em with my snags (echo) mm bop ba lady (echo) x2 I wish that all the ladies (echo) were wind out at sea (echo) and I was a sail boat (echo) then they?d all blow me! (echo) mm bop ba lady (echo) x2 I wish that all the ladies (echo) were jockeys in a race (echo) and I was a saddle (echo) they?d sit upon on my face (echo) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeeth1000 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 I wish that all the ladies Were statues of Venus They wouldn't have arms To push away my penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bundy_babe Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 I wish that all the Ladies Were wheels on a car and i was the axle i'd spin 'em on me bar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharpy2k4 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 good post, but wtf is up? is it only none post members that can find this lmao, they're the only ones that post at all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Montage Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 I wish all the ladies Had a PDA I'd send em naked pictures Every single day I wish all the ladies Would come and suck my dick But I'm about to get engaged So I'm stuck with just one chick I wish all the ladies Weren't reading my screen Cos then I wouldn't get fired I'll have to keep this clean I wish all the ladies Didn't block my messenger Cos then I could just chat About making a salty mess in her I wish all the ladies Didn't have restraining orders I was just gonna show my kittens To their sweet young daughters I wish all the ladies Pictured me in the nude Cos then my sexy dancing Would seem that bit more crude I wish all the ladies Waxed their hairy minge Cos then I'd just go on A ###### easting binge I wish all the ladies Were neowin S.Mods Cos then Neobond would be In the lap of the Gods I wish all the ladies Would sing along with me And stroke my alter ego And I'd do some sex-wee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thugilex Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarStorm Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 I wish all the Mods on Neowin were Wicked! Cus that would mean that threads like this would be stickied!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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