hotwire Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 (edited) I wish that all the ladies, were bricks in a pile, and i was a mason, I'd lay em with my style! lol... nice one. but i gotta say that dump truck one was the best... lol fill dem up with my load. XD :D :D :laugh: okay after reading all this funny one, I wish all the hotties were naked on the streets cuz I can play with their bells and dig for sunflower seeds Edited October 26, 2006 by hotwire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illicit Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 I wish that all the ladies, were bricks in a pile, and i was a mason, I'd lay em with my style! Hahah, that is a pretty good one. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bundy_babe Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 I wish that all the Ladies were doors in a house and i was a cranky boy ill slam 'em all i like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted November 1, 2006 Veteran Share Posted November 1, 2006 'Tis a rare thread that gets my vote... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnappyTWC Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 I wish that all the Ladies would come and talk to me I'd introduce 'em to my brother He'd give 'em a disease Sherry1525 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tortura Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 i like it :) very funny and with the hidden meaning :))) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finners Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 I wish that all the ladies were cracks in the pitch and i was tony grieg id stick my key in the bitch i wish that all the ladies were naked on my bed if i was a sci student i'd masturbate instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ßéár Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 Nice ones :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*RedBull* Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 I wish all the ladies were mods on this forum cause I'd make it a point to see that I bore em. I wish all the ladies were in my room Cause every night I'd just have to do em I wish all the ladies really wanted me to call them on the phone or somehthing like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hojiky Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 A thread like this needs more action! I wish all the girls Were pool balls round and true And I was a pool shark I'd hit em with my cue. I wish all the girls Were hot dogs on the grill And I was a camper I'd eat my fill. I wish all the girls Were crappy Bud Light. And I was myself I'd open 'em up all night. I wish all the girls Were _____'s sister And I was myself I bend her over and fist her. I wish all the girls Had beautiful grooves And I was Captain Falcon I'd show 'em all my moves. I'll probably post more when I think of 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murphilizer Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 I wish that all the ladies Would stop their bitchin And suck my dick Then get back into the kitchen. I wish that all the ladies Were a vertical race I'd start at their feet And finish on their face I wish that all the ladies Were ____(Name)'s mother So I could laugh at him As I raised his little brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Veteran Posted April 5, 2009 Veteran Share Posted April 5, 2009 I wish all the ladies,Were overclocked sticks of RAM, And I was a power user, I'd apply my own Arctic Silver from my ham. Absolute GOLD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukesalan Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 Absolute GOLD i wish that all the ladys where sheep in the yard and i was a kiwi id **** em up the arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaFemme Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 So.... I wish that all the men were in rear view mirrors, cause when I looked upon em... they'd be bigger then they appeared. I wish that all the men were horses in the pasture and I was te salt lick I'd tell em lick it faster I wish that all the men were light swiftches on the wall and even in the day time I'd be turning on em all I wish that all the men were bulls behind the gate And I was the cowgirl I'd ride em all for 8 I wish that all the men were cookies on a plate and I was santa I'd give em all a taste I wish that all the men were john deer tractors and I was the farmer I'd have some well plowed pastures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
former1 Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 I'm surprised no one's mentioned Canal Street :p Walking down canal street Knock on every door Goddamn son of a bitch I couldn't find a ###### I finally found a ###### She was rather thin Goddamn son of a bitch I couldn't get it in I finally got it in Worked it all about Goddamn son of a bitch I couldn't get it out I finally got it out It was wet and sore The moral of this story is To never **** a ###### #Edit ah just realised it has to be an I wish that... ah well :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psionicinversion Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 Just thought of these... I wish all the ladies Were a all a bit blonder So it's easier get em on there back And slip em me anaconda I wish all the ladies Would stop carrying mace Be easier to stop a woman in the street And ###### on there face I wish all the ladies Could stop hurtin' When after sex I ###### on there curtain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freedrew36 Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 I wish that all the ladies were winds on a sea cause if I were a sailboat they'd all be blowing me I wish that all the ladies were bricks in a pile cause if I was a mason I'd lay them all the while I wish that all the ladies were tables made of spruce cause if i were the carpenter i'd polish them with my juice i wish that all the ladies were pies on a shelf cause if I were the baker i'd eat em all myself I wish that all the ladies were statues of Venus cause if I were David I'd use my petrified penis I wish that all the ladies turkies in the oven cause if I were the baker I'd fill em with my stuffin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*RedBull* Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 I wish that all the ladies Were soft and furry Just like a remixedcat Would hump em n a hurry I wish that all the ladies Knew how to web design would bend em over An do em from behind I wish that all the ladies worked like amped wireless spread them on the bed Provide them HARDCORE COVERAGE!!! Guth and remixedcat 2 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConfusedFusion Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 I dont suppose you are studying @ Griffith Uni? We did the same some 10 years back.... So heres the deal, at my university on our thursday nights we have a massive night out where buses from the uni take us out to all the pubs and night clubs when were smashed. Think of it as a mini pub crawl i guess.. On every bus theres always some sort of chant going, so i thought it would be cool to post your favourite and your funniest, feel free to make some up too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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