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#16 ZiGGA

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Posted 29 March 2005 - 05:54

LMAO they are funny
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my lame attempt

I wish that all ladies
where like me
cos i wouldnt have to w*nk
and get down on my knee


#17 OP Freakz

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Posted 29 March 2005 - 06:24

nice guys, we also do this one:

my nameis jack (repeat)
and im a necrophiliac (repeat)
I get the sh*ts (repeat)
when the ###### fall to bits (repeat)

my name is jack
and im a necrophiliac
I get all hard
when they're in the graveyard

my name is jack
and im a necrophiliac
i get all down
when theyre six feet underground

:D these are a bit :s but still fun

#18 cswadner

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Posted 29 March 2005 - 06:24

rofl good stuff, too tired to come up with my own tho... :p

#19 xpablo

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Posted 29 March 2005 - 06:27

Excellent !

These are pretty good.

#20 vetakaladis

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Posted 29 March 2005 - 06:27

Good ones (Y)

#21 pto

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Posted 29 March 2005 - 06:28

The dumptruck one made my gf laugh.
They all made me laugh.
Cept the lame attempts of everyone else.

#22 insanekiwi

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Posted 29 March 2005 - 06:30

you geeks need to get out more and date real women. that's for sure. :rofl:

#23 OP Freakz

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Posted 29 March 2005 - 06:31

i wish that all the ladies,
were statues of venus,
and i was a sculptor,
id break em with my penis

#24 OP Freakz

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Posted 29 March 2005 - 06:32

i wish that all the ladies,
were sheep in the grass
and i was a kiwi
i'd f*ck 'em in the a**

#25 JZolloXP

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Posted 29 March 2005 - 06:34

i wish that all the ladies,
were statues of venus,
and i was a sculptor,
id break em with my penis

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i wish that all the ladies,
were sheep in the grass
and i was a kiwi
i'd f*ck 'em in the a**

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Well now, I do believe that explains your username.

#26 HilariousNinja

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Posted 29 March 2005 - 06:37

Man some of those weer funny but THAT explains your warning level i assume

#27 OP Freakz

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Posted 29 March 2005 - 06:43

my name is jack
and im a necrophiliac
i get frustrated
when they get cremated


meh, this thread is harmless.. if i get another warning ill be very upset

#28 pina_colada

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Posted 29 March 2005 - 19:59

this thread is funny!

#29 Enrickey

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 03:32

I wish all the ladies,
Were overclocked sticks of RAM,
And I was a power user,
I'd apply my own Arctic Silver from my ham.

#30 JorgeIvan

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 03:47

haahaaha



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