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#61 *RedBull*

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Posted 15 December 2007 - 09:04

I wish all the ladies
were mods on this forum
cause I'd make it a point
to see that I bore em.

I wish all the ladies
were in my room
Cause every night
I'd just have to do em

I wish all the ladies
really wanted me
to call them on the phone
or somehthing like that.


#62 hojiky

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Posted 14 May 2008 - 00:54

A thread like this needs more action!

I wish all the girls
Were pool balls round and true
And I was a pool shark
I'd hit em with my cue.

I wish all the girls
Were hot dogs on the grill
And I was a camper
I'd eat my fill.

I wish all the girls
Were crappy Bud Light.
And I was myself
I'd open 'em up all night.

I wish all the girls
Were _____'s sister
And I was myself
I bend her over and fist her.

I wish all the girls
Had beautiful grooves
And I was Captain Falcon
I'd show 'em all my moves.

I'll probably post more when I think of 'em.

#63 murphilizer

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 21:16

I wish that all the ladies
Would stop their bitchin
And suck my dick
Then get back into the kitchen.

I wish that all the ladies
Were a vertical race
I'd start at their feet
And finish on their face

I wish that all the ladies
Were ____(Name)'s mother
So I could laugh at him
As I raised his little brother.

#64 vetBrian

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 23:46

I wish all the ladies,
Were overclocked sticks of RAM,
And I was a power user,
I'd apply my own Arctic Silver from my ham.


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#65 lukesalan

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Posted 03 April 2010 - 12:23

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i wish that all the ladys
where sheep in the yard
and i was a kiwi
id **** em up the arse

#66 AlphaFemme

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Posted 16 October 2010 - 00:39

So....
I wish that all the men
were in rear view mirrors,
cause when I looked upon em...
they'd be bigger then they appeared.

I wish that all the men
were horses in the pasture
and I was te salt lick
I'd tell em lick it faster

I wish that all the men
were light swiftches on the wall
and even in the day time
I'd be turning on em all

I wish that all the men
were bulls behind the gate
And I was the cowgirl
I'd ride em all for 8

I wish that all the men
were cookies on a plate
and I was santa
I'd give em all a taste

I wish that all the men
were john deer tractors
and I was the farmer
I'd have some well plowed pastures

#67 MI6Labs

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Posted 17 October 2010 - 10:54

I'm surprised no one's mentioned Canal Street :p

Walking down canal street
Knock on every door
Goddamn son of a bitch
I couldn't find a ######

I finally found a ######
She was rather thin
Goddamn son of a bitch
I couldn't get it in

I finally got it in
Worked it all about
Goddamn son of a bitch
I couldn't get it out

I finally got it out
It was wet and sore
The moral of this story is
To never **** a ######

#Edit ah just realised it has to be an I wish that... ah well :p

#68 psionicinversion

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Posted 17 October 2010 - 21:16

Just thought of these...

I wish all the ladies
Were a all a bit blonder
So it's easier get em on there back
And slip em me anaconda

I wish all the ladies
Would stop carrying mace
Be easier to stop a woman in the street
And ###### on there face

I wish all the ladies
Could stop hurtin'
When after sex
I ###### on there curtain

#69 freedrew36

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 01:01

I wish that all the ladies
were winds on a sea
cause if I were a sailboat
they'd all be blowing me

I wish that all the ladies
were bricks in a pile
cause if I was a mason
I'd lay them all the while

I wish that all the ladies
were tables made of spruce
cause if i were the carpenter
i'd polish them with my juice

i wish that all the ladies
were pies on a shelf
cause if I were the baker
i'd eat em all myself

I wish that all the ladies
were statues of Venus
cause if I were David
I'd use my petrified penis

I wish that all the ladies
turkies in the oven
cause if I were the baker
I'd fill em with my stuffin'

#70 *RedBull*

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 09:07

I wish that all the ladies
Were soft and furry
Just like a remixedcat
Would hump em n a hurry

I wish that all the ladies
Knew how to web design
would bend em over
An do em from behind

I wish that all the ladies
worked like amped wireless
spread them on the bed
Provide them HARDCORE COVERAGE!!!

#71 ConfusedFusion

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 09:30

I dont suppose you are studying @ Griffith Uni? We did the same some 10 years back....

So heres the deal, at my university on our thursday nights we have a massive night out where buses from the uni take us out to all the pubs and night clubs when were smashed. Think of it as a mini pub crawl i guess..
On every bus theres always some sort of chant going, so i thought it would be cool to post your favourite and your funniest, feel free to make some up too...