What does Bush keep in his pockets?


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Bush revealed the contents of his pockets Tuesday to an Argentine newspaper reporter who was interviewing him in advance of a presidential trip to Latin America later this week.

When the reporter from La Nacion asked Bush to show him what he carries, the president stood up, fished in his pockets, then dramatically pulled his hands out holding nothing but a white handkerchief that he waved playfully in the air.

"Es todo," Bush told the Spanish-speaking reporter, meaning the handkerchief was all. "No dinero, no mas. No wallet."

He doesn't need any cash, since his staff takes care of buying anything he might need. He carries no cell phone, either, since he is surrounded by aides who take care of dialing his calls. And why would he need keys since every door is held open for him and his car comes with a driver trained by the Secret Service?

The Argentine reporter, who interviewed Bush at the White House with other journalists from the Latin American media, asked the president if he even had a watch.

"Si, Timex," Bush said, thrusting out his wrist to show off a timepiece that had his middle initial, W, on the face. "But I'm not supposed to be endorsing products."

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this goes in the file - Who cares.

Just like the stories on Clinton unable to use phone system by self, or having issues with ATM machine, (eat his card).

He has no need to carry ID or money, and the SS recommends that he doesn't care a wallet, as ID theft could cause issues, (this has been a policy since the 1960's).

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He has no need to carry ID or money, and the SS recommends that he doesn't care a wallet, as ID theft could cause issues, (this has been a policy since the 1960's).

I doubt that bush would be a victim of ID Theft

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how nice it would be to say my driver is trained in the use of all firearms and could probably snap your neck if you **** me off lol.

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That's his job which doesn't require him much money or time to make the phone calls but lots of thinking and strategy.

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HAHAHAHA, best reply I've EVER heard.

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And all of this is paid by our tax money :angry:

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Yeah, he should work for free! /sarcasm

The President is almost always doing government related. Meaning that he is on the clock, meaning that taxpayer money pays for his food and such. You think Senators are any better?

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The President is almost always doing government related.

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So you call his over 50% of vacation time, especially right before national disasters have happened, government related? Yeah, right.

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So you call his over 50% of vacation time, especially right before national disasters have happened, government related? Yeah, right.

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It's always funny when people think a President's vacation is anything like a normal citizens vacation. It's bascially everything he does in DC, but in TX.

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You'd think the President would at least have a quarter on him for making those important decisions. :whistle:

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Heh, good one. :p

As for the watch, I heard that Rolex makes a presidential watch or something like that and they give one to every U.S. president (I don't how long this has been going on, though). Maybe that is just completely fake or something but I swear I heard that from some respectable source one time. Hmm...

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