Ironman273 Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 279 of 415 people found the following review helpful: http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-review...8341808-2627322 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kreuger Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Total BS. I really doubt he'd make his child do that. If he would, he should be the dead one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironman273 Posted November 22, 2006 Author Share Posted November 22, 2006 Total BS. I really doubt he'd make his child do that. If he would, he should be the dead one. :blink: You're kidding, right? :blink: Please tell me you're kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kreuger Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Er no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Haze Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Comedy gold. Almost as good as the Macho Man Randy Savage CD reviews. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerm Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Ah that almost had me crying. Fantastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kreuger Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Im sorry, call me ignorant but I dont see how that's funny. Rather immature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Lyle Global Moderator Posted November 22, 2006 Global Moderator Share Posted November 22, 2006 it had it's moments.. i found the review funny.. but i wonder what he really thinks of the ps3. im guessing 1 :star: ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giga Veteran Posted November 22, 2006 Veteran Share Posted November 22, 2006 :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironman273 Posted November 22, 2006 Author Share Posted November 22, 2006 it had it's moments.. i found the review funny.. but i wonder what he really thinks of the ps3. im guessing 1 :star: ? Didn't you read the update? UPDATE: Those who doubt me should know that I have already granted several interviews to bloggers about this story. My surviving wife and children certainly think this is all too real. Also, I would like to change my overall rating to two stars since the gameplay was fairly good until it burst into flames. :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirk Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 I don't see his review not like it matters anyway. He gave BSG 1 star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChopSuey Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 I don't see his review not like it matters anyway. He gave BSG 1 star. Amazon.com pulled the review... obviously. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vjsz Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Can Someone explain what it said?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironman273 Posted November 23, 2006 Author Share Posted November 23, 2006 Here's the text: 279 of 415 people found the following review helpful:*----= Fun *----= Overall It burst into flames and killed my daughter, November 19, 2006 How could Sony betray me like this?!? I waited in line for three months--yes, I started the very first line for the PS3 way before anyone else. I endured the elements, the snide comments, and unemployment (I was fired from my job after the first week) because I wanted to be the very first person to play what I imagined would be the salvation to all my dearest dreams. Rumor had it that playing a videogame on the PS3 would be like injecting heroin directly into your eyeball. I believed the hype and worshipped Sony as my god. Finally, with nearly every credit card maxed out and two debt consolidation plans under my belt, the great day arrived and I fought my way into the store to get my hands on this wonder console. Leaving the store I did a little victory dance and then drove up and down the parking lot taunting those who did not get a PS3. Then it was off to home to play this little beauty. I hooked everything up while my wife and children watched and applauded at my direction. It was time to play the first game! After two hours I noticed that waves of heat were pouring off the console, so I told my daughter to hold it up in the air in front of a fan while I continued playing, waiting for the opiate-like ecstasy that was soon to overwhelm me after I shot to death another video game enemy. Things went fine for awhile; an hour later the box began whistling and my daughter complained that it was getting too hot to hold. I figured this was just what they called "burning in" and continued playing. Then, at the four hour mark, my daughter began complaining of blisters and within fifteen minutes the entire console burst into flames, the plastic casing scorching and bubbling as I rushed to complete the level. But I was too late, and my precious daughter burned to death. Wracked with sadness at not being able to save my game, I immediately called my lawyer to review my options for a massive lawsuit. I am sure we all expected a few "bugs" and "glitches" and "inconveniences", but that does not excuse Sony for selling what appears to be a blazing DEATH TRAP. Caveat emptor! UPDATE: Those who doubt me should know that I have already granted several interviews to bloggers about this story. My surviving wife and children certainly think this is all too real. Also, I would like to change my overall rating to two stars since the gameplay was fairly good until it burst into flames. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToneKnee Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 I don't see the Playstation 3 review :( haha @ the review! :D As for the BSG one, BSG is the best Scifi series ever made, fact! :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhorse Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 :rofl: Check out his review of Xbox 360 Take it from me, the Xbox 360 is AWESOME, November 14, 2006I have had many arguments with people about the Xbox and each time I win them by my own definition of "win". I will be the first to admit that I do not own a 360 yet, but that is beside the point. You can tell from the photos alone that this is an AWESOME console. I see I've just won another argument and convinced you to buy an Xbox 360. YES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigriv_LV1 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 WTF!? something smells of red-eye... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PL_ Veteran Posted November 24, 2006 Veteran Share Posted November 24, 2006 Where is it? :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Shake Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 omg that's terrible!! lol!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Teej Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Haha, that's hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 :laugh: That is hilarious! @ NeoFlux: Blasphemy! Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis for the total win. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexcyn Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 LOL. That guy deserves an Amazon reviewer award for sure. :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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