Antaris Veteran Posted July 19, 2007 Veteran Share Posted July 19, 2007 (edited) See also: https://www.neowin.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=575055 Ghost poo That's the kind where you feel the poo come out, have poo on the toilet paper, but there is no poo in the toilet. Clean poo The kind where you poo it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. Second Wave poo It happens when you're done pooing, you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realise that you have to poo some more. Brain Hemorrage poo Also known as "Pop a vein in your forehead " poo. the kind where you strain so much to get it out that you practically have a stroke. Sweetcorn poo Self Explanatory Log poo The kind of poo that is so huge that you're afraid to flush the toilet without breaking it into a few pieces with your toilet brush Drinkers poo That is the kind of poo that you have the morning after a long night of drinking - its most noticeable trait is the skid marks left on the bottom of the toilet . "Gee I wish I could poo" poo Its the kind of poo where you want to poo, but all you do is sit on the toilet with cramps and fart a few times. Spinal Tap poo That's the one where it hurts so much coming out that you swear it was leaving you sideways. Wet Cheeks poo Also known as "The Power dump" That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water. Liquid poo The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, spashes all over the inside of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute. Mexican Food poo A class all its own The Crowd Pleaser This poo is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone. Mood Enhancer This poo occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, allowing you to be your old self again. The Ritual This poo occurs at the same time time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper Guiness Book of Records poo A poo so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations The aftershock poo This poo has an odour so powerful that anyone entering the vicinity within the next 7 hours is affected. The Honeymoons over poo This is any poo created in the presence of another person. Groaner Apoo so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance Floater Characterized by its floatability, this poo has been known to resurface after many flushes Ranger A poo which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper Phantom poo This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit putting it there Peek-a-boo-poo Now you see it, now you don't. this poo is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control The bombshell A poo that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to poo (i.e. during love making or a root canal) or you are nowhere near pooing facilities. Snake Charmer A long skinny poo which has managed to coil into a frightening position - usually harmless Olympic poo This poo occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinkers poo. Edited July 19, 2007 by Antaris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerm Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 ...nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snyper Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+BeLGaRaTh Subscriber¹ Posted July 19, 2007 Subscriber¹ Share Posted July 19, 2007 I think they are all ... Wait for it ... POOH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Matthew S. Subscriber² Posted July 19, 2007 Subscriber² Share Posted July 19, 2007 I've read this before on another forum and it still gives me a great laugh :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rappy Veteran Posted July 19, 2007 Veteran Share Posted July 19, 2007 :|:| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikebiacsi Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Lol, i have heard them before but they are still very good. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester0 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 i got to take a poo now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arbyduh Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 I feel like going to the crapper already. Nice read though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jase Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 HAHAHHAH these are gold :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashG Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 good ones :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 That was a load of crap :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sundayx Veteran Posted July 19, 2007 Veteran Share Posted July 19, 2007 HAHAHHAH these are gold :laugh: What do you mean? :shifty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorned1 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 :rofl: Had a great laugh, thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WooSH Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 i read these in...5th grade? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myrhymeandreason Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Eh... :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 If you'll excuse me, I have to do my duty now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahul Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 thats my poopy mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dt Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 That was a load of crap :/ ha ha :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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