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Anyone know where to buy a tiger?


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#16 OP Danny D

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 18:37

Hahahah this thread is hilarious. I know you need a permit and I can get one, but i need to find a tiger. Once i find one I can buy then I will get one and keep it in my bathroom :). Im kidding about the bathroom thing, but i am seriously thinking of buying one. Im sure he wont bite me i am a pretty nice guy once he gets to know me :s.

thanks


#17 gregb0b

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 18:40

omg lol

#18 +KoL

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 18:41

really?????

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 18:43

View PostDanny D, on 22 February 2010 - 16:42, said:

Hi,

I am looking to buy a white tiger preferably a male. Im located in New Jersey. Anyone know where to get one locally? I found a website online: http://www.buytigers.com/ but they are not white and they are only females. Dont ask where i am going to keep it after it grows :s. .

Thanks

err best place i know is Africa but when you go ask for Jenny but i think Nagi got the last one.

#20 Rappy

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 18:45

View PostDanny D, on 22 February 2010 - 18:37, said:

Hahahah this thread is hilarious. I know you need a permit and I can get one, but i need to find a tiger. Once i find one I can buy then I will get one and keep it in my bathroom :). Im kidding about the bathroom thing, but i am seriously thinking of buying one. Im sure he wont bite me i am a pretty nice guy once he gets to know me :s.

thanks

you want to renact the hangover film :p

#21 +jamesyfx

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 18:47

Tigers are beasts, they can't be domesticated by an amateur. It will be extremely high maintenence and will be really, really expensive (Lots of meat, etc). And it will probably make a lot of mess and some disturbing noise.

Also, one person can't really look after a tiger. And I doubt there will be any vets nearby that will treat a Tiger.

... I think you're better off moving into a Zoo. :p

#22 yxz

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 18:50

View Postjamesyfx, on 22 February 2010 - 18:47, said:

Tigers are beasts, they can't be domesticated


#23 Sethos

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 18:52

Hey dude, send me a message and I'll hook you up. I work in a massive import / export firm that specializes in white tigers and Miley Cyrus posters - So I'll be able to help you out.

#24 what

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 18:53

As was once said a million times on The Student Room....







...troll.

#25 gregb0b

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 18:59

View PostSethos, on 22 February 2010 - 18:52, said:

Hey dude, send me a message and I'll hook you up. I work in a massive import / export firm that specializes in white tigers and Miley Cyrus posters - So I'll be able to help you out.
She 18 yet?

#26 cabron

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 18:59

Get a lynx, they are like tigers but much better and are wild as well.

#27 vladmphoto

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 19:16

Oh hey guys I want a Manticore. I know they are extremely rare and special but I really, really want one. I will love it and care for it and pet it every night while I read it stories!

#28 vetneufuse

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 19:22

I was going to come here and say try your local Apple store as a joke, but this is just to Ridiculous to begin with

#29 acnpt

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 19:25

Tool.

Buy a bear instead...
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#30 Rappy

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 19:27

View Postgregb0b, on 22 February 2010 - 18:59, said:

She 18 yet?

17 so legal here