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#1 tajul

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Posted 29 July 2010 - 03:42

The Pope met with his Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Benjamin Netanyahu, the leader of Israel.

"Your Holiness", said one of his Cardinals, Mr. Netanyahu wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Jewish and Catholic faiths."

The Pope thought this was a good idea, but he had never held a golf club in his hand. "Don't we have a Cardinal
to represent me?" he asked.

"None that plays very well," a Cardinal replied. "But," he added, "there is a man named Jack Nicklaus, an American golfer who is a devout Catholic. We can offer to make him a Cardinal, then ask him to play Mr. Netanyahu as your personal representative. In addition, to showing our spirit of cooperation, we'll also win the match."

Everyone agreed it was a good idea. The call was made. Of course, Nicklaus was honored and agreed to play. The day after the match, Nicklaus reported to the Vatican to inform the Pope of the result. "I have some good news and some bad news, your Holiness," said the golfer.

"Tell me the good news first, Cardinal Nicklaus," said the Pope.

"Well, your Holiness, I don't like to brag, but even though I've played some pretty terrific rounds of golf in my life, this was the best I have ever played, by far. I must've been inspired from above. My drives were long and true, my irons were accurate and purposeful, and my putting was perfect. With all due respect, my play was truly miraculous.

"There's bad news?", the Pope asked.

"Yes," Nicklaus sighed. "I lost to Rabbi Tiger Woods by three strokes."


#2 jnelsoninjax

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Posted 29 July 2010 - 04:01

:rofl: That's good!!

#3 vetTom

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Posted 29 July 2010 - 04:02

I don't get it. :|

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Posted 29 July 2010 - 04:17

View PostPurify, on 29 July 2010 - 04:02, said:

I don't get it. :|
the catholics make some guy a cardinal and the jews made tiger woods their rabbi. both for the sole purpose of the golf game.

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Posted 29 July 2010 - 13:23

View Postprimexx, on 29 July 2010 - 04:17, said:

the catholics make some guy a cardinal and the jews made tiger woods their rabbi. both for the sole purpose of the golf game.
Some guy? Really? Jack "The Golden Bear" Nicklaus, one of the greatest golfers to have ever played the game, is just some guy?

Anyway, is Tiger Woods even Jewish? I thought he was a Buddhist?

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Posted 29 July 2010 - 13:36

View PostDavidM, on 29 July 2010 - 13:23, said:

Anyway, is Tiger Woods even Jewish? I thought he was a Buddhist?
That's another 'layer' of the joke.

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Posted 29 July 2010 - 13:40

Lol Posted Image

#8 bloodrain

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Posted 29 July 2010 - 13:40

Meh

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Posted 29 July 2010 - 13:58

View Postprimexx, on 29 July 2010 - 04:17, said:

the catholics make some guy a cardinal
to me this was funnier than the joke.