IT workers are best in bed

The Sun, famous for its Page 3 models (NSFW), puns and scandalous news have published an anonymous study of 2,000 British men and women's sex lives. They have concluded that out of all jobs, computer geeks make the best lovers!

IT workers were found to be the most selfless in the sack, the most adventurous and more likely to use love gadgets. Coming in a close second were office workers followed by Healthcare workers in third.

Not sure about you guys but I know I have a laptop, a huge hard drive, know which buttons to press and I'm good at IT. You can reach me at the usual address ladies.


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A young Microsoft executive in bed with his girlfriend was expounding the virtues of Windows 7 RC.

While slowly removing all her clothes he demonstrated how to disable UAC, circumnavigate DRM and then he showed her how to open a command prompt with elevated privileges with his (elongated) credentials.

After multiple reboots and carefully avoiding BSOD, his elucidated girlfriend was in Dreamscene.

este said,
I never had an IT chick though...


I have, and seriously, she was smoking hot in the bedroom! (And beach, and garden, and car... etc)

chrispinto said,
I have, and seriously, she was smoking hot in the bedroom! (And beach, and garden, and car... etc)

Yap thats what I was wondering where is all the IT chicks so I can have some great selfless pleasers. 3 or 4 of them. Maybe than I wont need a different chick every weekend.

chrispinto said,
I have, and seriously, she was smoking hot in the bedroom! (And beach, and garden, and car... etc)

anywhere the lights could be turned off or paper bags where readily available.

im j/k just couldent resist.

I've known for ages that nerdy girls are usually the wildest in bed. The hottest little redhead at a party I went to a while back was a software engineer!

Now we can just refer people to that survey when others start making jokes about IT or geek guys...lol

I remember an article a few years ago that said, "Computer category workers had the LEAST amount of sex." So i guess the less you have it, the more you need to make it count.

Sorry guys, but from a statistical standpoint:

UK's population: 60,943,912
Sample Size: 2000

Percentage of population sampled: (2000 / 60,943,912) = 0.000032817 * 100 = 0.003281706%

Given this, this article is hardly accurate.

sonrah said,
Sorry guys, but from a statistical standpoint:

UK's population: 60,943,912
Sample Size: 2000

Percentage of population sampled: (2000 / 60,943,912) = 0.000032817 * 100 = 0.003281706%

Given this, this article is hardly accurate.


Fine, rain on our parade.

Depending on how the sample was created, and how many were sampled for each jobs type, 2k is not that very low a number.

The size of the total population doesn't exactly mean you need a huge sample for accuracy.

sonrah said,
Sorry guys, but from a statistical standpoint:

UK's population: 60,943,912
Sample Size: 2000

Percentage of population sampled: (2000 / 60,943,912) = 0.000032817 * 100 = 0.003281706%

Given this, this article is hardly accurate.


You failed take out non sex active...

sonrah said,
Sorry guys, but from a statistical standpoint:

UK's population: 60,943,912
Sample Size: 2000

Percentage of population sampled: (2000 / 60,943,912) = 0.000032817 * 100 = 0.003281706%

Given this, this article is hardly accurate.

And if you take that to china 2 billion. And they just started to get on the internet. How many dissatisfied chicks are living there?

The Sun also said in today's paper that a survey said we Brits have the second largest manhoods in the world. The Serbians came first in that servey.

I have a very ROMantic side and I sure know how to RAM it up there.

And this is news? If we can understand the binary system, we can sure the hell master the process of human reproduction, even if we have our floppies write protected.

As my previous GF said "Oh, these ITs... Looked at so much interesting in the internet and bring it to practice"

NeoandGeo said,
Not to mention their prostates are in tip top shape from masturbating daily.


omg is that true? it's good for you? well hot diggity i guess i wont be needing those one a day pills for men!

well anyway, in regard to the article and possibly a lady reader... i'm at your service ma'am!

Max� said,
Its all the porn they watch. Getting tips all the time :P

Nope its all the hardware they plug in. hehehe It teaches em some about plugging.

The internet is for porn... :D
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