Stun gun MP3 iTaser
Posted by oblomov on 09 January 2008 - 02:44 · 43 comments & 22358 views
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#1 Posted by +Fugi on 09 Jan 2008 - 02:49
- Rofl......
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#1.1 Posted by Tha Bloo Monkee on 09 Jan 2008 - 03:39
That's HILARIOUS! (but SOOO stupid!
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#3 Posted by Neobond on 09 Jan 2008 - 02:58
- Quote -Now fearful Americans can sing along to their favourite tracks while shooting anyone who causes them consternation with a 50,000 volt electric charge.
Oh dear is this what the world has come to? -
#3.1 Posted by TRC on 09 Jan 2008 - 05:01
- I know, that sounds like one of those old cheesy sci-fi movies.
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#3.2 Posted by Relativity_17 on 09 Jan 2008 - 05:08
- Americans are fearful.
Nailclippers on the airplane, spilled flour in the parking lot, and sex ed in schools.
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#3.3 Posted by SirEvan on 10 Jan 2008 - 00:57
- Quote - (Relativity_17 said @ #3.2)Americans are fearful.
Nailclippers on the airplane, spilled flour in the parking lot, and sex ed in schools.
um excuse me? I have no problem with a nail clipper on an airplane, spilled flour in a parking lot, or sex ed in school....my government maybe...but me? please. I'm more fearful of how easy it is to get a drivers license and how many people on the road today absolutely FAIL at the task of driving.
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#4 Posted by Helba on 09 Jan 2008 - 03:17
- Second Frank Zappa reference I've seen in the news today.
...Funky.
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#5 Posted by Astral on 09 Jan 2008 - 03:19
- Super good idea.
All the kids will want them by next Christmas.
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#8 Posted by Shadrack on 09 Jan 2008 - 03:52
- I think the cheetah sheets sums everything up quite nicely.
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#9 Posted by beardedwonder on 09 Jan 2008 - 03:59
- Ride the lightning?

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#11 Posted by ivanz on 09 Jan 2008 - 05:27
- Great, lets get a gun that plays mp3s as well...
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#12 Posted by altermind on 09 Jan 2008 - 06:33
- u must be kidding..... whats next.... a nuke with a boombox built into it ?!!!!!!!!
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#13 Posted by Wiggz on 09 Jan 2008 - 08:17
- only in america........I worry for the future of westernised countries ya know. How long before UK follows suit.
Seriously...whilst this is only a gadget, the worrying thing is that there will be a lot of people supporting full production of it.
World worries me currently. -
#13.1 Posted by winmoose on 09 Jan 2008 - 11:29
- Quote -How long before UK follows suit.
Well, in th UK even most police aren't allowed tasers yet, so I wouldn't worry. -
#13.2 Posted by solardog on 09 Jan 2008 - 17:44
- Quote - (winmoose said @ #13.1)Quote -How long before UK follows suit.
Well, in th UK even most police aren't allowed tasers yet, so I wouldn't worry.
Yeah, well when terrorists with slingshots take your country, don't come crying to us. -
#13.3 Posted by RAID 0 on 09 Jan 2008 - 21:28
- Quote - (solardog said @ #13.2)Quote - (winmoose said @ #13.1)Quote -How long before UK follows suit.
Well, in th UK even most police aren't allowed tasers yet, so I wouldn't worry.
Yeah, well when terrorists with slingshots take your country, don't come crying to us.
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#14 Posted by kravex on 09 Jan 2008 - 08:50
- Damm! I can't tase you my MP3 player has run my battery down!
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#16 Posted by kravex on 09 Jan 2008 - 10:26
- Listen to MP3's? But I want to here them scream...
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#16.1 Posted by Magallanes on 09 Jan 2008 - 14:30
- Quote - (kravex said @ #16)Listen to MP3's? But I want to here them scream...

indeed
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#17 Posted by Foub on 09 Jan 2008 - 10:47
- They've got to be kidding? Are you sure that this "article" didn't come from The Onion? If its true than it is quite disturbing to say the least.
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#19 Posted by fr33k on 09 Jan 2008 - 12:45
- I couldn't see this being any fun unless the shock pulses were to the beat of the music
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#20 Posted by Sawyer12 on 09 Jan 2008 - 12:50
- Why must everything have the prefix i. It does my head in when people call it the iThis and iThat. I mean what does it actually stand for???
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#20.1 Posted by The Walker on 10 Jan 2008 - 22:50
- Idiot... :8
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#21 Posted by ]SK[ on 09 Jan 2008 - 13:32
- Next we'll see MP3 Dildo's?
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#21.1 Posted by Harbinger on 09 Jan 2008 - 15:00
- Quote -SK[ said,#21]Next we'll see MP3 Dildo's?
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#21.2 Posted by tiagosilva29 on 09 Jan 2008 - 16:02
- Quote - (Harbinger said @ #21.1)

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#24 Posted by Croquant on 09 Jan 2008 - 14:17
- They should just equip all cops with MP3 guns: "Stop or I will play Celine Dion at you."
That would work.
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#25 Posted by McDave on 09 Jan 2008 - 14:39
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or you just happy to see me. No its my iTaser.. duh?
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#27 Posted by solardog on 09 Jan 2008 - 17:51
- Its not that we're fearful, we just really like guns. Its in our DNA, which if you get right down to it, is Europe's fault. Thats right, stop bitching at us Americans... we are just the result of Europe's messed up Imperialistic history....how come no one ever mentions that, huh? We like guns and guns with music is a friggin wet dream...so shoot us...HA! you cant! because we'll be dancing while we're shooting...plus most of you cant have guns in your countries anywho. MUWAHAHAHAHAH!! Blow your bloody whistles at us govnAH!
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#27.2 Posted by The Walker on 10 Jan 2008 - 22:54
- "Blow your bloody whistles at us govnAH!"
Umm... which century are you from?..... that's like me congratulating you on being "a free country"... LOL!
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#28 Posted by redhotchilipapa on 09 Jan 2008 - 23:50
- I can't stop laughing... When are they going to start marketing the Tazor/Beverage Holder. Taze people from 10 feet while holding your favorite 32 oz beverage.
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#29 Posted by carmatic on 10 Jan 2008 - 04:29
- this is HARMLESS compared to http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/weapons...ayer-036012.php the AK-47 mp3 player...
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As to what tracks anyone toting such a device might download onto the 1GB player, which is integrated into the gun's holster, anything by Sparks or Frank Zappa must be fairly high on the list. Arizona-based Taser International sells the handheld stun guns under the rather hyperbolic banner of 'Changing the World and Protecting Lives'. It maintains that the iTaser "allows for both personal protection and personal music for people on the go".
"Personal protection can be both fashionable and functionable," according to Rick Smith, founder of the company, who also used CES to unveil a new Leopard-print Taser aimed at the more feminine arm of the stun gun-loving community.