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Google: Scientology is a Dangerous Cult

Slimy   on 01 February 2008 - 06:26 · 32 comments & 47505 views

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Just over a year ago, Google made it harder to achieve Googlebombing, the act of hundreds of Internet users linking up specific words with certain web sites in order to produce a desired (and usually comical) search result, by altering the algorithm responsible for analyzing link structures on web sites. Nevertheless, it looks like those against Scientology beat Google's changes. If you type in ‘dangerous cult’ into Google, your first result will be the Church of Scientology’s official website. Of course, this little joke is all part of a much bigger war that has reportedly only just begun.

I’m sure you all remember what use to happen when one searched for ‘failure’ with Google. George Bush anyone? Many of you will be quite uptight about this whole concept. Sure, the whole idea is very immature, but Googlebombing is meant to be just a joke (I hope?), and jokes are often immature. Anyway, I'm sure Google will clean all this up soon enough.

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#1 +stifler6478 on 01 Feb 2008 - 06:33
Nice.

-Spenser
#2 Lasker on 01 Feb 2008 - 06:49
I believe that is truth
(1 reply) #3 EvilDMT on 01 Feb 2008 - 07:01
Well there have been many views that Scientology is like a cult, due to the underlying messages about suicide within the religion.
Have a read.

http://www.factnet.org/Scientology/suicide1.htm
#3.1 yakumo on 03 Feb 2008 - 03:28
In a civilized age a religion wants it's teachings to be free.
(3 replies) #4 X'tyfe on 01 Feb 2008 - 07:32
its not over yet, just a taste of things to come

we are Anonymous,
we are Legion,
we do not forgive,
we do not forget

EXPECT US
#4.1 7Dash8 on 01 Feb 2008 - 08:04
We are a bunch of kids
with too much time on our hands
we want to sound tough and cool
instead we sound like silly brats
we are anonymous
#4.2 Adequate on 01 Feb 2008 - 13:16
(7Dash8 said @ #4.1)
We are a bunch of kids
with too much time on our hands
we want to sound tough and cool
instead we sound like silly brats
we are anonymous


Clearly, you have no idea as to who/what Anonymous is.
#4.3 epple on 01 Feb 2008 - 15:54
The whole anonymous thing became pretty non-anonymous about a year ago when everyone and their mother began knowing what it was about. Now everyone just runs around claiming they are anonymous without any real substance behind it.
#5 Master Shake on 01 Feb 2008 - 07:34
Hooray for Anon... Hooray for all of us.
#6 petroid on 01 Feb 2008 - 08:02
In other news, water is wet.
#7 krasch on 01 Feb 2008 - 08:05
The truth hurts!

"Haw haw!" - Nelson Muntz
#8 randomnut on 01 Feb 2008 - 08:28
They are a dangerous cult. End of.
(3 replies) #9 Shaka-de-virgo on 01 Feb 2008 - 09:40
I hate google, they spy on you, dont use google to searh instead use something else like yahoo or msn.
#9.1 JamesWeb on 01 Feb 2008 - 09:50
Privacy's a small price to pay for a really good search engine.
#9.2 boho on 01 Feb 2008 - 10:07
In what way do they spy on you? Yes they gather statistics, yes "webmasters" (choose to) put trackers on their web sties which send data back to Google. Yes Google gather statistics to use for their primary purpose - marketing. Do you really think any other search engine are not doing exactly the same?

I am a tin foil hat conspiracy theorist, I can't think of a subject that I haven't shoved into Google on a regular basis. No one has ever paid me a visit. Was 9/11 an inside job, do Zionists control both US Republican and Democratic parties, does the CIA control drug smuggling, is Sibel Edmonds a patriot. Does David Rockefeller's CFR and Trilateral Commission, and APAIC approve of all the US presidential candidates (except Ron Paul), does George Bushes college nickname "Jock Sniffer" mean anything, do Scull and Bones members run the CIA... I don't know! But I have certainly read about all of them and plenty more thanks to Google

No visits from anyone yet! Though this post may get censored!
#9.3 C_Guy on 01 Feb 2008 - 16:25
Absolutely they do. But Google is certainly the less of 2 evils here.
(1 reply) #10 Quick Reply on 01 Feb 2008 - 09:54
joke? I think that the Google search result is accurate.
#10.1 HoagieKat on 01 Feb 2008 - 10:09
(Quick Reply said @ #10)
joke? I think that the Google search result is accurate.


I only think google is inaccurate if your query is inaccurate or vague. The more specific you make your query the better the search results you'll get. Google can't get inside your mind... yet.
(2 replies) #11 Kushan on 01 Feb 2008 - 10:23
Personally I hate 4chan because it's full of idiots and the kind of people I just don't like to hang around with, but I'm happy for them to pester Scientology all they like.
#11.1 Magallanes on 01 Feb 2008 - 13:08
I think the same, 4chan are a bunch of losers but scientology is even worst.
#11.2 hotdog963al on 10 Feb 2008 - 21:34
4chan is the best, you're just boring.
#12 OblivionStalker on 01 Feb 2008 - 10:31
Hahaha... This would be good: When you try searching for Noob. It says: You. That would be a great joke.
#13 hardgiant on 01 Feb 2008 - 13:14
Scientology is a cult that uses mafia tactics to extract money from people.
(1 reply) #14 Beastage on 01 Feb 2008 - 14:10
Tom Cruise, enough said
#14.1 C_Guy on 01 Feb 2008 - 16:27
"I'm in love with Katie Holmes!!!
I'm in love with Katie Holmes!!!
I'm not gay!!!
I'm in love with Katie Holmes!!!
Go see my new movie!
I'm not gay!"

-Stewie Griffin
#15 Dr_Asik on 01 Feb 2008 - 15:54
Hahaha, that is hilarious, I just tried it and it really works!
#16 Doli on 01 Feb 2008 - 20:11
Yea for hackers?

Anonymous Hackers Track Saboteur, Find and Punish the Wrong Guy - UPDATED:
http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2008/01/a...mous-hac-1.html
(1 reply) #17 dhitb on 01 Feb 2008 - 23:46
People see an episode of South Park or skewed "documentary" and they're suddenly an expert on pestilent cultism. *sigh*

FTR I've never been nor ever will be a Scientologist, but I have read many of the teachings and find it highly interesting, helpful, and applicable to daily life.
#17.1 elvenseven on 02 Feb 2008 - 00:25
Now read the experiences from ex-scientologists.

"When in the cadet org I walked in on my cousin accepting small handfuls of sugary cereal to allow young boys to put there penis against or in her vagina. I yelled at them to stop but everyone in the room seemed to be in agreement with what was going on, so I walked out. "

http://www.forum.exscn.net/showthread.php?t=2239
#18 nunjabusiness on 03 Feb 2008 - 04:06
For chrissake Scientology was made up by a frickin science fiction writer folks.
L. Ron would be laughing his ass off if he wasn't worm food.
(1 reply) #19 ID2 on 03 Feb 2008 - 09:15
Scientology is a dangerous cult which preys on gullible idiots and the lost and lonely.

Surely nobody else would believe the third-rate science fiction story which is their "inner truth", disclosed only to the highest initiates:
seventy-five million years ago, Xenu was the ruler of a Galactic Confederacy which consisted of 26 stars and 76 planets including Earth, which was then known as Teegeeack.
The planets were overpopulated, each having an average population of 178 billion.
The Galactic Confederacy's civilization was comparable to our own, with aliens "walking around in clothes which looked very remarkably like the clothes they wear this very minute" and using cars, trains and boats looking exactly the same as those "circa 1950, 1960" on Earth.
Xenu was about to be deposed from power, so he devised a plot to eliminate the excess population from his dominions.
With the assistance of "renegades", he defeated the populace and the "Loyal Officers", a force for good that was opposed to Xenu.
Then, with the assistance of psychiatrists, he summoned billions of his citizens together to paralyze them with injections of alcohol and glycol, under the pretense that they were being called for "income tax inspections".
The kidnapped populace was loaded into spacecraft for transport to the site of extermination, the planet of Teegeeack (Earth). The spacecraft were identical to the Douglas DC-8 with the exception of having different engines.
When they had reached Teegeeack/Earth, the paralyzed citizens were unloaded around the bases of volcanoes across the planet. Hydrogen bombs were then lowered into the volcanoes and detonated simultaneously. Only a few aliens' physical bodies survived. Hubbard described the scene in his film script, Revolt in the Stars:

Simultaneously, the planted charges erupted. Atomic blasts ballooned from the craters of Loa, Vesuvius, Shasta, Washington, Fujiyama, Etna, and many, many others. Arching higher and higher, up and outwards, towering clouds mushroomed, shot through with flashes of flame, waste and fission. Great winds raced tumultuously across the face of Earth, spreading tales of destruction. Debris-studded, and sickly yellow, the atomic clouds followed close on the heels of the winds. Their bow-shaped fronts encroached inexorably upon forest, city and mankind, they delivered their gifts of death and radiation. A skyscraper, tall and arrow-straight, bent over to form a question mark to the very idea of humanity before crumbling into the screaming city below...

– L. Ron Hubbard, Revolt in the Stars treatment


The now-disembodied victims' souls, which Hubbard called thetans, were blown into the air by the blast. They were captured by Xenu's forces using an "electronic ribbon" ("which also was a type of standing wave" and sucked into "vacuum zones" around the world. The hundreds of billions[6] of captured thetans were taken to a type of cinema, where they were forced to watch a "three-D, super colossal motion picture" for thirty-six days. This implanted what Hubbard termed "various misleading data"' (collectively termed the R6 implant) into the memories of the hapless thetans, "which has to do with God, the Devil, space opera, et cetera". This included all world religions, with Hubbard specifically attributing Roman Catholicism and the image of the Crucifixion to the influence of Xenu. The interior decoration of "all modern theaters" is also said by Hubbard to be due to an unconscious recollection of Xenu's implants. The two "implant stations" cited by Hubbard were said to have been located on Hawaii and Las Palmas in the Canary Islands.

In addition to implanting new beliefs in the thetans, the images deprived them of their sense of personal identity. When the thetans left the projection areas, they started to cluster together in groups of a few thousand, having lost the ability to differentiate between each other. Each cluster of thetans gathered into one of the few remaining bodies that survived the explosion. These became what are known as body thetans, which are said to be still clinging to and adversely affecting everyone except those Scientologists who have performed the necessary steps to remove them.

The Loyal Officers finally overthrew Xenu and locked him away in a mountain, where he was imprisoned forever by a force field powered by an eternal battery (Some have suggested that Xenu is imprisoned on Earth in the Pyrenees, but Hubbard merely refers to "one of these planets" (of the Galactic Confederacy). He does, however, refer to the Pyrenees as being the site of the last operating "Martian report station", which is probably the source of this particular confusion.[7] Teegeeack/Earth was subsequently abandoned by the Galactic Confederacy and remains a pariah "prison planet" to this day, although it has suffered repeatedly from incursions by alien "Invader Forces" since that time.



Read on for the next exciting episodes!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu

Only idiots like Cruise and Travolta could believe this cr@p!



#19.1 brentaal on 05 Feb 2008 - 23:28
(ID2 said @ #19)
Scientology is a dangerous cult which preys on gullible idiots and the lost and lonely.

Which religion/cult doesnt do that?

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