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Windows Seven: We're Hiring!

Daniel Fleshbourne   on 01 February 2008 - 14:28 · 19 comments & 16786 views

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The software giant is looking to hire a technical evangelist for Windows Seven. That sounds like a really good idea to me. But Microsoft had better hire someone who can be more thought leader than mouthpiece—a straight talker who can generate genuine enthusiasm while setting realistic expectations. Longhorn really hurt Microsoft's credibility. In early 2004, Microsoft started breaking feature promises made in late 2003—and the broken promises continued through 2005, as Microsoft dumped more and more Longhorn (aka Windows Vista) features.

The Windows Seven evangelist needs to sell benefits while not overstating them. In fact, Microsoft needs someone who can sell aspiration around limited benefits so that people can get excited about the product and the company can deliver more than promised later on. People buy things because they want to be happy, to believe their lives will be better from the purchase. Apple sells aspiration so well, and Microsoft needs to, too. The shoes are mighty big. Maybe Microsoft should call on the Friendly Giant. The job posting is dated Dec. 11, 2007, but Microsoft hasn't yet filled the position. It's a big, big job.

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#1 +GreyWolfSC on 01 Feb 2008 - 15:03
*snore*
#2 Harbinger on 01 Feb 2008 - 15:12
More useless information regarding Windows 7 please. It wasn't boring enough already..
#3 jwjw1 on 01 Feb 2008 - 15:39
I hope they hire someone with better graphic experiance and let the current 6yr old they use to enjoy 'growing up'.
(1 reply) #4 Tha Bloo Monkee on 01 Feb 2008 - 16:00
I wonder how much a job like this would pay... :| I bet alot of people will be applying for this.
#4.1 HDW-mobile on 01 Feb 2008 - 16:32
HAHAHAHAHAHA

to many people!!!!
#5 IceBreakerG on 01 Feb 2008 - 16:31
Peter Molyneux would be perfect for this job
(1 reply) #6 +Lt-DavidW on 01 Feb 2008 - 16:47
"Windows 7 will be more secure, more reliable, and offer the best user experience."
#6.1 hardgiant on 02 Feb 2008 - 16:15
(Lt-DavidW said @ #6)
"Windows 7 will be more bloated, more sluggish, and offer nothing new."


There I fixed it for you.
(1 reply) #7 CaKeY on 01 Feb 2008 - 17:10
Should ideally speak Hindu natively.
#7.1 .AlleymaN on 01 Feb 2008 - 19:11
Hindu = Religion
Hindi = One of the many languages spoken in India
#8 +Odom on 01 Feb 2008 - 17:46
lol instead of an evangelist they should rather light a few candles and say a prayer, that might help them more
#9 n_K on 01 Feb 2008 - 17:59
'We`re hiring because everyone working on vista has either died in a "Oh total accident" or has randomly feel off the edge of a cliff in a over-packed sealed car'
#10 HalcyonX12 on 01 Feb 2008 - 20:25
You know, I'll be happy the day they hire a 'fact stater' and not an 'evangelist'. Of course, that's not how this business works. With marketing becoming the mouthpiece for every company, why should we take anything any company has to say seriously? With every mis-speak having a bad effect on stock price, why would any company do anything except lie and do damage control all the way to the grave? The fact that they need to hire an evangelist says that the product will not speak for itself, or that customers simply won't see value in the product and they need to be actively convinced to make a choice they otherwise would not. It seemed like MS was going in the right direction when they decided to blog more openly about what they were doing, but this seems like a huge step backward.
(1 reply) #11 MioTheGreat on 01 Feb 2008 - 20:44
You know, they always post about how they dropped features "Microsoft dumped more and more Longhorn (aka Windows Vista) features. "

But how many of them actually can name more than like 2?
#11.1 toadeater on 01 Feb 2008 - 21:19
(MioTheGreat said @ #11)
You know, they always post about how they dropped features "Microsoft dumped more and more Longhorn (aka Windows Vista) features. "

But how many of them actually can name more than like 2?


The features they kept or added later were even worse. I would have liked MinWin with DX10, the new TCP/IP stack and driver model, and the new explorer and various GUI tweaks. It would have been nice if MS forced 64bit compliance too. Everything else in Vista is noob-oriented bloat and superficial eye candy that the marketing team came up with. No one asked for this nonsense, I bet some Mac-using Steve Jobs wannabe moron at MS who doesn't even use Windows came up with these things. It's too bad that MS's management has so much Mac envy. I also bet that MS employees are ashamed of how low-class Vista is. It's like a kid's bike with training wheels and flashing lights and noisemakers.

Vista catered too much to the lowest of computer users and it sacrificed performance and stability to do so.
#12 LTD on 01 Feb 2008 - 22:26
How about hiring actual DESIGNERS rather than morale officers and motivational yes-men?

Not ALL the designers are at Cupertino, you know.
#13 michael.dobrofsky on 02 Feb 2008 - 00:58
Hope they can hire people to remove Windows 3.11 from the OS
#14 _dandy_ on 02 Feb 2008 - 14:35
> The Windows Seven evangelist needs to sell benefits while not overstating them.

...just in case those features get dropped halfway through the development.
#15 +Kushan on 03 Feb 2008 - 03:41
They should hire Steve Jobs.

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