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Windows Vista SP1 Toilet Paper - It's really available now

Steven Parker   on 01 April 2008 - 12:33 · 31 comments & 16665 views

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The Japanese are simply hyping Vista SP1 release. I was just surprised to find that a roll of toilet paper printed with highlighted features is already available in Japan. You kind of have to feel a little bad for Vista -- it just keeps getting crapped on these days. Now available in a Toilet Paper Near You - so if the flush doesn't work, do you blame in on Vista then.

Also for some trivia now - If there is one place in the world that any gadget-electronic freak should go to, that is Akihabara district in Tokyo. Numerous stores bring on fascinating number of products, often first in the world. There are also products which are not so usual, nor you can find them in retail or e-tail in any other part of the world.

Link: Click for images @ JSBi

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(1 reply) #1 sphbecker on 01 Apr 2008 - 12:57
Someone's attempt at an April fool's joke?
#1.1 Swordnyx on 02 Apr 2008 - 02:49
lol that would suck if my toilet paper caught a virus and i wiped.
(4 replies) #2 Scorbing on 01 Apr 2008 - 13:14
Ridiculous morons
#2.1 Foub on 01 Apr 2008 - 13:34
Yeah, its blasphemy.......
#2.2 Azmodan on 01 Apr 2008 - 13:44
4||4uh 4hkb4r!

By 7h3 w4y, 7h3 73x7 1n 7h3 701|37 p4p3r 15 7h3 3U|4?
#2.3 C_Guy on 01 Apr 2008 - 14:52
Someone needs to pay more attention in English class.
#2.4 vanacid on 01 Apr 2008 - 19:28
(Azmodan said @ #2.2)
4||4uh 4hkb4r!

By 7h3 w4y, 7h3 73x7 1n 7h3 701|37 p4p3r 15 7h3 3U|4?


Translation :

Allauh ahkbar ! ( i THINK he meant : "hello sucka !" )

By the way, the text in the toilet paper is the EULA (This part is correctly spelled in 31137)
#3 whYeNQue on 01 Apr 2008 - 14:14
games among other things have been promoted using toilet paper... why not this!
#4 leo221 on 01 Apr 2008 - 14:26
old news, I've been using neowin sh*t paper for years
(1 reply) #5 dan on 01 Apr 2008 - 14:32
LOL Windows Vista SP1: Good enough to wipe your @rse on
#5.1 TheReaperMan on 01 Apr 2008 - 14:43
(dan said @ #5)
LOL Windows Vista SP1: Good enough to wipe your @rse on


more substantial than other paper operating systems!!!
(1 reply) #6 Express on 01 Apr 2008 - 14:45
Toilet paper in Home Basic, Home Premium, Business & Ultimate versions!
#6.1 vanacid on 01 Apr 2008 - 19:30
Ultimate version of Toilet paper may costs 500$ and may (eventually) have extras. :p
#7 zeta_immersion on 01 Apr 2008 - 14:47
this is awesome i knew vista was good for something and finally someone figure it out, no need for drivers you got your hand, no need for blue screen, now is brown .... marvelous
(2 replies) #8 C_Guy on 01 Apr 2008 - 15:05
I feel sad for whoever thought this up. Obviously they have nothing better to do with their free time (like find a job or perhaps a hobby). Though I suppose when you are this lacking in the maturity department no employer would be interested.
#8.1 Foub on 01 Apr 2008 - 17:16
Yeah, he's crying all the way to the bank.....
#8.2 lbmouse on 01 Apr 2008 - 17:43
This toilet paper probably has a better saturation rate than Vista.
#9 caerma on 01 Apr 2008 - 15:35
wtf
#10 Screaming Slave on 01 Apr 2008 - 16:04
I use and enjoy Vista but I couldn't help but laugh at this.
#11 lbmouse on 01 Apr 2008 - 17:13
Now you just need to get a "Designed for Microsoft Windows Vista" tattoo on your ass.
#12 TheNay on 01 Apr 2008 - 17:18
Who needs toilet paper, just use the actual disc and packaging for Vista! Put it to good use! lol
#13 Jock Horror on 01 Apr 2008 - 18:07
lol! finally an appropriate usage for vista has been discovered!
#14 coolvi on 01 Apr 2008 - 18:44
Tips and tricks of how to use Vista on toilet paper? That's brilliant. Where else would people get that information from? Average user wouldn't google something like that.

OT: Didn't even know they had 32MB versions of HDD in 250GB capacity.
#15 -Hiroshi- on 01 Apr 2008 - 18:53
Awesome! Now I can whipe my ass on Windows Vista's EULA and system requirments, and send them rolling down the toilet!
#16 Tzimisce on 01 Apr 2008 - 21:01
so would linux toilet paper be like a solid steel titanium block? Not only is it impossbily hard to adequately wipe your ass but its just fun!
#17 zeta_immersion on 01 Apr 2008 - 21:08
can you order this online?
(1 reply) #18 toadeater on 01 Apr 2008 - 23:11
I told you Vista was full of crap.
#18.1 rm20010 on 02 Apr 2008 - 00:11
Just because it's today, I give you the lawl.
#19 plastikaa on 02 Apr 2008 - 11:14
Id love to have instruction manuals as toliet paper.... then I would actually read them but its not wasted paper.
#20 hal90001 on 02 Apr 2008 - 11:41
it's not funny, people laugh at anything these days, so corny!
#21 Atlonite on 03 Apr 2008 - 18:10
would be even funnier if someone came up with vista's actual lines of code and printed them on a bog roll OH no wait that'd mean cutting down and entire rain Forrest to make the paper more company's should put their EULA's on bog rolls it makes good sense its good for the enviroment read it once take a dump and wipe then flush

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