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Google launches Mail Goggles

Tom Warren   on 07 October 2008 - 07:53 · 58 comments & 11347 views

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Remember that time when you sent an email to an ex when you were drunk? Perhaps an email to that cute girl in the office that you've always wanted to speak to or perhaps a rant at your boss under the influence of beer?

Google to the rescue! Google has announced "mail goggles". When you enable Mail Goggles, it will check that you're really sure you want to send that late night Friday email. And what better way to check than by making you solve a few simple math problems after you click send to verify you're in the right state of mind?

Google's idea is to prevent those embarrassing mishaps on a Friday evening after a few alcoholic beverages. Perhaps phone manufacturers could implement this too as I regularly need electronic restraint on a Friday evening from txting the wrong person at the wrong time.

View: Google's Mail Goggles

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(3 replies) #1 +John. on 07 Oct 2008 - 07:58
this is classic.
#1.1 xiphi on 07 Oct 2008 - 07:59
This reads like an April Fools Joke...
#1.2 creamhackered on 07 Oct 2008 - 08:05
I know I thought it was an April fools joke when I saw it and then realised it wasn't April
#1.3 KavazovAngel on 07 Oct 2008 - 08:07
(creamhackered said @ #1.2)
I know I thought it was an April fools joke when I saw it and then realised it wasn't April




Hey kids, here is another reason for you to stupid maths.
#2 Tantawi on 07 Oct 2008 - 08:01
Very sad.
(1 reply) #3 dhavalhirdhav on 07 Oct 2008 - 08:05
lol.. stupid thing.. again privacy policy issue???
#3.1 vetconfigure on 07 Oct 2008 - 08:14
What does it has anything to do with privacy? The program is opt-in only and doesn't collect personal data.
#4 Luis.A on 07 Oct 2008 - 08:23
Great addition to Gmail. Although I wish facebook had this option. Would save me from posting embarrassing walls !!!
(5 replies) #5 Slugsie on 07 Oct 2008 - 08:37
How utterly pointless. I know a few people that couldn't solve those simple maths problems at the best of times, and I'm sure there are more than a few maths geniuses who could solve them when off their heads without a second thought.

Plus, what is stopping you using a calculator to solve the problems? Or what if you are using a mail client like Outlook/Firebird etc?

Pointless.
#5.1 +Smigit on 07 Oct 2008 - 09:37
Nothing is stopping you from using a calculator. The point is to slow you down and in particular stop you sending an email if your drunk. I'm sure if your sober enough to go get a calculator and use it for the 5 problems then you probably could have done the math on your fingers anyway.
#5.2 Slugsie on 07 Oct 2008 - 10:00
Sober enough to go get a calculator? As opposed to using the one built into your operating system?

If you're drunk enough that sending a naughty email to your ex seems like a good idea, then this won't stop you. It'd be more effective to just pop up a large warning screen, that you have to confirm. Make it so the OK button is 'randomly' placed, with slight variations in text so you actually have to comprehend it to send the email.

This is just a stupid waste of time.
#5.3 +acxz on 07 Oct 2008 - 11:54
*picks up abandoned sense of humour*

Here, I believe this is yours.
#5.4 PureLegend on 07 Oct 2008 - 16:22
You can adjust the difficulty level. I assume these are relatively high.
#5.5 39 Thieves on 07 Oct 2008 - 16:57
Then don't use it. Kthnxbye.
#6 +Sam Symons Live on 07 Oct 2008 - 09:00
As long as it's optional
#7 SniperX on 07 Oct 2008 - 09:08
Utterly brilliant! I have been wanting this for so many years now! Fantastic! Bordering on genius in fact! Oh, my mistake, I was thinking of something that wasn't this pointless.
(3 replies) #8 MaJoR on 07 Oct 2008 - 09:10
How about you just not send emails while drunk. Or, *gasp*, use your brain?
#8.1 TheReaperMan on 07 Oct 2008 - 09:13
(MaJoR said @ #
How about you just not send emails while drunk. Or, *gasp*, use your brain?


lol no chance of that some one using there brain. ooohhh the shock and horror of it
#8.2 Slugsie on 07 Oct 2008 - 10:01
Someone using their brain? Actually taking responsibility for their own actions? Never!
#8.3 GreenMartian on 08 Oct 2008 - 10:14
Brain and Drunk don't usually go together in the same sentence...
#9 Beastage on 07 Oct 2008 - 09:40
Boo Google... some of those drunken mishaps got me relationships...
#10 Sawyer12 on 07 Oct 2008 - 09:48
Bloody brilliant idea!



Last edited by John S. on 15 Oct 2008 - 01:55
#11 instant.human on 07 Oct 2008 - 10:14
HA!
that wouldve prevented me from writing the wrong lines at the wrong times uncountable times.

timestimestimeslineslines.

=) love it.
(2 replies) #12 Pupik on 07 Oct 2008 - 10:16
Totally useless. I can solve third grade math problems when I'm drunk.
And I can't remember when I ever set in front of the computer when I was totally wasted... or why would I do such thing anyway
#12.1 +mrbester on 07 Oct 2008 - 12:51
...I can't remember when I ever set in front of the computer when I was totally wasted...

Because you were totally wasted? Who knows what you did then that hasn't come back to haunt you yet.
#12.2 +Smigit on 07 Oct 2008 - 14:34
...I can't remember when I ever set in front of the computer when I was totally wasted...
For all you know while drunk you may have the ability to solve polynomial equations to an order of 20 and just have forgotten once sobered up which would render this useless.
#13 -Hiroshi- on 07 Oct 2008 - 10:39
LoL google
#14 zape on 07 Oct 2008 - 10:59
What a stupid idea; Who came up with this one?
#15 bob_c_b on 07 Oct 2008 - 11:00
And so begins the long, slow slide of google into pointless noodling... or course this will be in BETA for ages as well.
#16 instant.human on 07 Oct 2008 - 11:02
oh man comon, folks... this is an OPTION... you dont HAVE to use it.

if you dont want it - dont activate it. fullstop...

yea, its kinda useless... yea, it is funny and looks like an april fools joke...

but hell its there, you dont have to use it, go on.

=)
(1 reply) #17 Airlink on 07 Oct 2008 - 11:31
They're kidding, right?
#17.1 cork1958 on 07 Oct 2008 - 11:48
Man, I sure hope so!

How stoopid!!
(Yes, I typed it that way purposely)
#18 ermax on 07 Oct 2008 - 12:25
Man this would have saved me the other night when coming back to the hotel after hitting the clubs, wired and not ready to sleep and sending stupid emails. Now if we can get voice mail masks. Hahahaha!!
#19 Ikshaar on 07 Oct 2008 - 12:53
jeez people needs to lighten up... you enable it if you think you will need it.
#20 Angel Blue01 on 07 Oct 2008 - 13:15
This is a great idea!

I make sure I stay away from the computer when drunk, I don't want to break it. "don't drink and shell script" I say.
#21 Commodore Max on 07 Oct 2008 - 13:47
This feature is hilarious !
#22 +Ficman on 07 Oct 2008 - 14:12
This is a joke right?

(1 reply) #23 +warwagon on 07 Oct 2008 - 14:24
I LOVE google. They have a great sence of humor. Even if this isn't a joke.

I would love to have this setup on my account after 10pm on Friday / Saturday nights.
#23.1 zape on 07 Oct 2008 - 19:12
(warwagon said @ #23)
I LOVE google. They have a great sence of humor. Even if this isn't a joke.

I would love to have this setup on my account after 10pm on Friday / Saturday nights.


What a kiss up.


Apple/MS/Unix/etc company that you don't like does this and you would have been all over them.
(1 reply) #24 jordanthegreat on 07 Oct 2008 - 14:31
I'm pretty sure I can do basic maths just as well when im drunk as when im sober. Unless I'm really off my rocker to the point where just using the computer to begin with would be an effort. Then I doubt I would be sending any emails.

Though I like that they are thinking about this kind of stuff. What I need is texting control. Man, some texts I have sent while undeer the influence that I wish I could take back

Vista programmers could have used this before compiling
#24.1 instant.human on 07 Oct 2008 - 16:21
(jordanthegreat said @ #1)
I'm pretty sure I can do basic maths just as well when im drunk as when im sober.
sure you could but i guess its more like

"aaw im drunk... i so want my girlfriend back, now that im drunk... alright, so ill write an email..."

*write*
*write crap*
*write more*

"alright... send... huh? maths? aw you know what, **** it. ill head to bed..."

#25 lylesback2 on 07 Oct 2008 - 15:32
Please tell me this is a joke lol
#26 xpablo on 07 Oct 2008 - 15:37
Sometimes I send messages I shouldn't send. Like the time I told that girl I had a crush on her over text message. Or the time I sent that late night email to my ex-girlfriend that we should get back together.


LOL.

I did something like this to my Ex last year, we broke up almost 19 years ago.

anyhow I used facebook, (how I found her), I was under the influence of alcohol, solving a math problem while intoxicated is not much of a problem for me unless, im really drunk and then I wouldn't be near a computer.
So this Goggles is pretty useless.
#27 milesfromordinary on 07 Oct 2008 - 15:39
they need this for facebook. most of the time after a night of partying when i get up and check for messages / wall posts i have to frantically delete drunken posts ive made on other people, as well as embarrasing status changes.
#28 killer2239 on 07 Oct 2008 - 16:00
Damn that is actually pretty funny of a tool. I can see its use. I can also see the drunk people just disabling it. But hey its always good to try right?? As for facebook, yes i really agree to add that, maybe even to your phone for text messages? haha
#29 trashpickinman on 07 Oct 2008 - 16:10
I could have used this feature with Neowin a time or two.
#30 Snakehn on 07 Oct 2008 - 16:25
i don't understand how people b!tch about this if is optional, is not like they put a gun in your head to use it.
#31 39 Thieves on 07 Oct 2008 - 16:46
I was just talking to a friend of mine about something similar to this yesterday, actually. He was trying to come up with a way to prevent himself from sending a text msg to every woman in his phone book on his cell every time he gets drunk.

So I guess the purpose of this is pretty sound, in theory.
#32 +Skwerl on 07 Oct 2008 - 17:12
This is only something for comic relief- A joke. Pretty funny, but not useful!
(1 reply) #33 Xeta on 07 Oct 2008 - 17:16
Because alcohol + Internet = a good idea...?

Oh well, I guess it helps those poor bastards that can't restrain themselves and/or get over their ex's.
#33.1 Budious on 07 Oct 2008 - 21:30
(Xeta said @ #33)
Because alcohol + Internet = a good idea...?


I wouldn't have it any other way.
#34 digitalsoft on 07 Oct 2008 - 17:48
I'm not sure if i can see the use in this idea but i'm sure some people would find it useful...
#35 carmatic on 07 Oct 2008 - 17:51
the internet = google mail
teh internets = mail googles??
oh wait i misread it, its actually a G , not an O ... nevermind
#36 Liquidfox on 07 Oct 2008 - 21:11
Jesus christ, the amount of posts here taking this seriously...

It's a bit of a laugh, bloody hell, i'm going to take a wild stab in the dark, drop my bait in the water, and guess 70%+ of those serious replies were American.
(1 reply) #37 macrosslover on 08 Oct 2008 - 00:00
I wonder how many people will make a game out of this to see if they really can send the email while they're drunk.
#37.1 McDave on 08 Oct 2008 - 09:54
Thank you macrosslover. That comment honistly made me laugh

Google is like a best friend, there to stop you embarrassing yourself after a night out. Just wish they could also stop you throwing up over the keyboard and having to clean up last nights kebab off the walls.
#38 coolvi on 08 Oct 2008 - 14:08
This keeps reminding me of UAC. So many fail at idiocy check.
#39 Magallanes on 08 Oct 2008 - 16:04
Stupid act + verification = still a stupid act.

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