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Tom Warren   on 20 October 2008 - 16:42 · 28 comments & 9298 views

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Those b#$*@*%s at Microsoft got another patent.

This time it's a patent for blocking out or bleeping words in an audio stream. In the patent description the company notes that "The censored speech can either be stored or made available to an audience in real-time."

Originally filed 4 years ago the company only had the patent approved last week. It's expected Microsoft will use the technology in upcoming versions of Xbox Live where it can filter bad words that people use on its network.

news.com suggests that the technology could be used for more than just censoring profanity, suggesting that perhaps China or another government would want it employed for other phrases, such as Tibet or free speech.

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#1 vetSHoTTa35 on 20 Oct 2008 - 16:46
wow... holy &*%#!!! LOL... I guess it's good to filter out that stuff but i guess they can't stop me from saying it and that's the good part. Other's have the right to not hear it but i have to right to say it 4yrs for a patten though... kinda crazy.

Oh and yeah, &%# it! LOL
#2 Marshalus on 20 Oct 2008 - 16:52
For those of you throwing a fit about the "bypassing" in the story... the story is about censoring an audio stream... it's editorial freedom... our news is not bound by the same rules that you have to follow as a poster in the forums.
(4 replies) #3 +Vykranth on 20 Oct 2008 - 16:55
It's expected Microsoft will use the technology in upcoming versions of Xbox Live where it can filter bad words that people use on its network.


I wanna hear that in action. If this work, this is going to be fun going to a lobby: "Why You *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep*"
#3.1 creamhackered on 20 Oct 2008 - 16:57
haha that would be rather funny to listen to actually.
#3.2 vetSHoTTa35 on 20 Oct 2008 - 16:59
i LOLed just reading that, i would definitely be ROFLMFAO if i heard it go exactly like that on Xbox live! LOL
#3.3 Doli on 20 Oct 2008 - 19:22
The "beep beep..." would be funny. I wonder if they will use other sounds.
#3.4 rm20010 on 20 Oct 2008 - 20:38
creamhackered said,
haha that would be rather funny to listen to actually.


Indeed.
#4 Izlude on 20 Oct 2008 - 16:59
swear words? nah, i made up my own. i say things like, chargleberry sauce, gabazooba, echofinder, endobubble, MOKURA!!! (some of those words originated from the mario rpg) chargleberry was a misinterpretation of takkaberry (from star trek voyagers episode innocence) so i use it now. yea... oh, and i heard gabazooba from shmorky of SA. he always comes up with the craziest terms like armadillo yams! swearing doesn't exist in my book.
#5 gnuman on 20 Oct 2008 - 17:35
So technically that Apple ad where Vista is being blocked out is breaking the patent laws. Now it makes that ad so much funnier everytime Mac says Vista the PC guy uses the buzzer.
(2 replies) #6 StepASide on 20 Oct 2008 - 18:23
- So what if Microsoft got another patent? What's your problem with it?
#6.1 Slugsie on 21 Oct 2008 - 08:36
StepASide said,
- So what if Microsoft got another patent? What's your problem with it?


Here, have some new batteries for your humour detector, yours appear to be flat.
#6.2 Foub on 21 Oct 2008 - 08:37
StepASide said,
- So what if Microsoft got another patent? What's your problem with it?



Its not so much getting a patent, but a patent of what....
#7 n_K on 20 Oct 2008 - 19:12
there was me thinking this was for office live communications server =/
(2 replies) #8 Recon415 on 20 Oct 2008 - 19:41
It doesn't matter if Microsoft is getting another patent, what matters is that maybe some people believe that Xbox Live shouldn't be censored, and that they would be infringing on our free speech rights.

Other than that, Neowin is turning increasingly Apple-oriented. First the Apple first in the Main menu and the little mini banner. Then this article. And I do recall one of the developers saying in a thread about Neowin 5 something along the lines of "I put Apple first on purpose, I'll show you.". What ever happened to neutrality?
#8.1 BoondockSaint on 21 Oct 2008 - 04:22
Recon415 said,
It doesn't matter if Microsoft is getting another patent, what matters is that maybe some people believe that Xbox Live shouldn't be censored, and that they would be infringing on our free speech rights.


Aside from the fact that not every country has freedom of speech in their constitution - if you are playing on MS servers, you have to abide by their rules. They are not stopping you from swearing, they are just choosing to beep the words out.

I don't have a problem with this tbh - nothing more annoying than playing online with little kiddies who think they are awesome because they swear.
#8.2 Slugsie on 21 Oct 2008 - 08:41
+Recon415 said,
It doesn't matter if Microsoft is getting another patent, what matters is that maybe some people believe that Xbox Live shouldn't be censored, and that they would be infringing on our free speech rights.


Just because you have the right to say what you want doesn't mean you also have the right to force others to actually have to listen to you.

Say what you like, and where you like, I for the most part don't care. Just don't expect me or anyone else around to listen - we may do, but don't count on it.

Last edited by Slugsie on 21 Oct 2008 - 08:49
#9 IntelliMoo on 20 Oct 2008 - 22:01
Guess this fooookin technology will incorporate some deitydamned fuzzy logic to handle all the bratspeak of today's times? lmao
(1 reply) #10 Darran on 20 Oct 2008 - 22:53
Does it run on V****?
#10.1 cJr. on 21 Oct 2008 - 00:08
Haha, perfect timing for that comment as I only saw that ad about 30 mins ago!
#11 Foub on 21 Oct 2008 - 08:34
Well, frack....
#12 Majesticmerc on 21 Oct 2008 - 12:33
EDIT: Never mind

Last edited by Majesticmerc on 21 Oct 2008 - 16:23
#13 Airlink on 21 Oct 2008 - 13:15
So, what if I swear a stream of swear words in a Morse-code pattern that spells out a swear word? Does the syetem then censor it's own beeps by beeping them out?

Nah, screw it. I'll just narf my way to poinkvill by shazboting every time some pooozer noinks me off. That way, I have all the fun of inventing new sear words AND the satisfaction of knowing that the censors aren't as smart as they think they are.
#14 tele-fragd on 21 Oct 2008 - 14:12
Well if it ever did get implemented, you'll just see more people coming up with creative insults or using 'clean swearing'.

Maybe this'll be a way for words like 'nincompoop' to be used again
#15 xSuRgEx on 21 Oct 2008 - 15:32
it wont be long before ms will want to censor your sex lives.
#16 Marcus16 on 21 Oct 2008 - 23:08
Why are you all getting mad about them trying to "censor" you.
I guarantee you if this gets implemented it'll be an optional setting in the parental controls.
#17 Albert on 22 Oct 2008 - 02:04
what the *bleep* ...

boy, those good for *bleeping* nothing *bleep* for an engineers at microsoft must be *bleeping* real hard to *bleeping* come up with this *bleepy* *bleep*.

i guess when you are a *bleeping* big conflagration, you can *bleeping* do whatever you *bleeping* want.
#18 chooser on 22 Oct 2008 - 03:53
LULWAT?
#19 iampedro on 22 Oct 2008 - 13:55
I think that it is a good idea... I am sure you can turn it off for those who like have freedom...

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