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Microsoft Songsmith released, funny marketing vid included

Tom Warren   on 10 January 2009 - 13:28 · 72 comments & 17543 views

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Microsoft quietly released Songsmith at CES. With all the Windows 7 madness here at Neowin we missed this one.

Songsmith generates musical accompaniment to match a singer's voice. Just choose a musical style, sing into your PC's microphone, and Songsmith will create backing music for you. Then share your songs with your friends and family, post your songs online, or create your own music videos.

The technology isn't new and Microsoft has been working on this for some time, originally it was named MySong. The product is available here now for free trial, the full version costs $29.95.

Songsmith does not install correctly on Windows 7 by default but blogger Rafael Rivera has posted instructions on how to bypass this.

Unfortunately the marketing for Songsmith is pretty lame but absolutely hilarious, check our the video below for a giggle or two (thanks Rob for the link).


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(4 replies) #1 Rob on 10 Jan 2009 - 13:30
That little girl makes me want to stab my own ears.
#1.1 SerbInside on 10 Jan 2009 - 14:19
I was about to kick my laptop off the desk.
#1.2 MafiotuL on 10 Jan 2009 - 17:35
Oh God... My speakers blew up!
#1.3 +houlty on 10 Jan 2009 - 18:59
MafiotuL said,
Oh God... My speakers blew up!


you're lucky.
#1.4 paintballsean on 22 Sep 2009 - 19:49
Rob said,
That little girl makes me want to stab my own ears.

I think I personally looked at Microsoft in a Bad way on this Commercial
(3 replies) #2 +Sethos on 10 Jan 2009 - 13:39
Did they make it so god damn cheesy on purpose?
#2.1 Beastage on 10 Jan 2009 - 14:34
Yes.
#2.2 LTD on 10 Jan 2009 - 21:18
Beastage said,
Yes.


Uh, no . . .

This is MS. Just like that internal Vista promotional video, the weak "I'm a PC" ads, the recent CES keynote, the horrible and pointless Seinfeld ads, the bad jokes and awkward atmosphere at virtually every CES keynote since, Steve Ballmer on camera, etc., etc.

These are the kinds of glaring cultural and social miscues that unfortunately find their way into their products. It's a trickle-down effect. MS is a company that churns out a business-sector OS with bolted-on consumer features. Ubiquitous licensing and DirectX drive their product in the consumer market. That's it.

The last decent MS marketing product I ever saw were the XP commercials from 2001 and the "Where do you want to go today?" ads. Rather forgettable, but still professional and quite worthy of the image to which MS aspires.

This Songsmith app is at best, for kids, and at worst, something that should never, ever be promoted as a salient part of your allegedly next-gen OS - especially in a Vista-weary environment where the same mistakes can't be made, never mind new ones.

Ads like the one above should never see the light of day. The public shouldn't see that, let's not even talk about investors - current and potential. Effective marketing is a tightly controlled, tactical exercise, in which every part of the message will be assessed by your audience and has far-reaching consequences with respect to your product.
#2.3 39 Thieves on 12 Jan 2009 - 01:19
LTD said,
Uh, no . . .

This is MS. Just like that internal Vista promotional video, the weak "I'm a PC" ads, the recent CES keynote, the horrible and pointless Seinfeld ads, the bad jokes and awkward atmosphere at virtually every CES keynote since, Steve Ballmer on camera, etc., etc.
blah blah blah, pish-posh, self-important blathering, etc etc.


And I suppose Apple -intend- to look like self-important, pretentious twats?

Honestly, did we need another rambling LTD diatribe here?
#3 erwinrom on 10 Jan 2009 - 13:42
That's a early April 1 joke XD
#4 skynetXrules on 10 Jan 2009 - 13:42
that crazy ;P
(6 replies) #5 someguy123 on 10 Jan 2009 - 13:48
is it just me, or is he using apple hardware?
#5.1 Rob on 10 Jan 2009 - 13:50
If he is, it wouldn't be an issue in the slightest given that you can run Windows on a Mac.
#5.2 Ricky Smith on 10 Jan 2009 - 14:11
It's still kind of funny and regardless it doesn't matter if the laptop can run windows or not for years they've used Macs in commercials for PC Software and Microsoft has had Macs in there software ads before. They just use it because of the way it looks
#5.3 someguy123 on 10 Jan 2009 - 14:12
Rob said,
If he is, it wouldn't be an issue in the slightest given that you can run Windows on a Mac.

Why would they promote apple though?
#5.4 Jugalator on 10 Jan 2009 - 14:16
Rob said,
If he is, it wouldn't be an issue in the slightest given that you can run Windows on a Mac.

If it wouldn't be a problem, they wouldn't cover up the logo.
#5.5 Ricky Smith on 10 Jan 2009 - 16:08
Do you really think Microsoft does it's own advertising in-house? They probably hired and outside company to do it.
#5.6 ZeroHour on 10 Jan 2009 - 18:51
someguy123 said,
Why would they promote apple though?

Because if mac users buy windows they get paid anyway lol
Then if they user buys windows software it helps them further and still makes windows the o/s of choice, just apple does nice hardware ;0) (smell the LTD bait)
(9 replies) #6 LTD on 10 Jan 2009 - 14:03
I hope MS isn't serious.

Microsoft has been working on this for some time

LOL, did the Zune team work on this??

But really, this isn't in the least bit surprising. And yes, this will actually be sold, at $30 a pop. They're actually going to sell this.

I guess this is what happens when you give geeks with no taste free reign with a marketing budget ....



Last edited by LTD on 10 Jan 2009 - 14:12
#6.1 Jugalator on 10 Jan 2009 - 14:18
I'm so hoping for a review on the Neowin boards.
#6.2 Richard Hammond on 10 Jan 2009 - 14:19
Why do you get away with such blatent trolling, every post i see you are either praising Apple or dissing Microsoft yet if anyone disses Apple they get warned by the mods.

Bit ridiculous.
#6.3 LTD on 10 Jan 2009 - 14:20
Jugalator said,
I'm so hoping for a review on the Neowin boards.


Know what, Jug, now that you mention it, I can't wait either! Definitely a popcorn thing.
#6.4 GreyWolfSC on 10 Jan 2009 - 15:16
Did someone set your bridge on fire or something?

They're actually going to sell this. People will buy it. And Apple will rot a bit more. You know, you're one of the reasons I won't even look at an Apple product.
#6.5 ZeroHour on 10 Jan 2009 - 18:56
LOL you muppet LTD. Do you have no idea of the world outsite apple?!!
This could be very popular going by the HUGE success of all the games that come out now that are music related. God if you look at how well singstar has sold and rock star as well you would see there is a market for this sort of thing. Even muppets that go on pop idol etc would like this to help them write a song and have backing music automatically and there are a lot that try for pop idol like shows.
If apple had put this in Garage band you would be loving it, just because its MS you start this flame bait. Grow up macboy
#6.6 LTD on 10 Jan 2009 - 19:35
ZeroHour said,
If apple had put this in Garage band you would be loving it, just because its MS you start this flame bait. Grow up macboy


They wouldn't.
#6.7 +stifler6478 on 10 Jan 2009 - 20:17
The Zune team does a damn good job though. Their new TV spots are pretty cool, and the Zune software blows iTunes out of the water.

-Spenser
#6.8 jase savior on 10 Jan 2009 - 20:58
stifler6478 said,
The Zune team does a damn good job though. Their new TV spots are pretty cool, and the Zune software blows iTunes out of the water.

-Spenser


+1
#6.9 thailer on 11 Jan 2009 - 01:49
jase savior said,
stifler6478 said,
The Zune team does a damn good job though. Their new TV spots are pretty cool, and the Zune software blows iTunes out of the water.

-Spenser


+1

+1 more
(3 replies) #7 Jugalator on 10 Jan 2009 - 14:14
The funniest part is all the stickers covering up the Apple logo.

(that is -- if they just used one sticker, it would've been too obvious, so they had to opt for redundancy -- and still fail .. you can even see the MagSafe connector on it, not to mention that it's made of aluminum and no cheap plastic)
#7.1 LTD on 10 Jan 2009 - 14:21
Jugalator said,
The funniest part is all the stickers covering up the Apple logo.

(that is -- if they just used one sticker, it would've been too obvious, so they had to opt for redundancy -- and still fail .. you can even see the MagSafe connector on it, not to mention that it's made of aluminum and no cheap plastic)


Yes, that's quite a misstep.

Makes you wonder just who is in charge of all this (failed) marketing.
#7.2 Richard Hammond on 10 Jan 2009 - 14:23
LTD said,
Makes you wonder just who is in charge of all this marketing.

Unlike Apple Microsoft dont really give a toss about using competitors products in their ads, theyve used macs in quite a few ads.
#7.3 +majortom1981 on 10 Jan 2009 - 14:24
Actually i think its brilliant. Shows that you can run Windows even on a mac.
(1 reply) #8 A.B.L.N.N. on 10 Jan 2009 - 14:25
I think that video just gave my ears gonorrhea.
#8.1 creamhackered on 10 Jan 2009 - 14:26
haha ouch
#9 +Ely on 10 Jan 2009 - 14:40
It wont install under Win7 it asks you to install KB938660 first, it even downloads that patch and puts it on the desktop for you, but when you try to install it 7 says that patch is not intended for your computer I guess I'll try it later on XP. the program looks like fun in the screenshots and video though.
(1 reply) #10 traxor on 10 Jan 2009 - 14:55
hahaha, that's th emost ridiculous software I've ever seen.

At least we're slowly approaching the time where we can stand on the desk at school and start singing, music will appear, everyone will start doing a choreographed dance and they'll perform backing vocals.

Can't wait (y)
#10.1 thailer on 11 Jan 2009 - 01:50
traxor said,
hahaha, that's th emost ridiculous software I've ever seen.

At least we're slowly approaching the time where we can stand on the desk at school and start singing, music will appear, everyone will start doing a choreographed dance and they'll perform backing vocals.

Can't wait (y)

a la High School Musical?
#11 +Jase on 10 Jan 2009 - 15:28
sorry but that was so lame.. I hear Midi Loops all over that thing.
(2 replies) #12 bod on 10 Jan 2009 - 15:42
Well done MS, now put some development time into something remotely useful like Garageband...
#12.1 GP007 on 10 Jan 2009 - 17:24
This isn't meant to be used to make profesional music, it's for average users to mess with and post their songs up. It's like karaoke+ with the ability to check your voice and help you out a bit, plus post your stuff online.

For the target group I think they've done a fine job over at MSR.
#12.2 bod on 10 Jan 2009 - 17:58
GP007 said,
This isn't meant to be used to make profesional music


Neither is Garageband, but that's not my point. My point is that time and effort has been put into what is, in effect, a toy application when their "opposition" is producing useful tools.
#13 Ravemaster on 10 Jan 2009 - 16:02
I think my ears are bleeding.
#14 Krome on 10 Jan 2009 - 16:13
So pathetic. These people don't know how to make a rhyme on any of the song...
#15 Antaris on 10 Jan 2009 - 16:36
must...start....singing...
(2 replies) #16 Sebaz Vista on 10 Jan 2009 - 16:42
If I had a lot of time to waste, the possibilities with this software would be endless... to create a lame music tune with really naughty lyrics!!

I wake up horny in the morning
And I see a tent on top of my legs
What caused this, I'm wondering
Let me touch it, my girlfriend begs
She moves her hand towards the tent shaped like a cone
And touches the muscle that turns into a bone

And on and on...

Last edited by Sebaz Vista on 11 Jan 2009 - 13:38
#16.1 ZeroHour on 10 Jan 2009 - 18:58
That reminds me of the songs that "Whose line is it anyway" used to produce. That chick that played the piano would be sacked thanks to this nowadays (jk)
#16.2 sibot on 10 Jan 2009 - 21:33
Hahaha!
#17 Airlink on 10 Jan 2009 - 16:54
Rated "S" for "Stupid"
#18 MarcoDigi on 10 Jan 2009 - 16:54
You people have no sense of humor. The ad's SUPPOSED to be hilariously light and campy -- and it succeeds with infinite grace!
(1 reply) #19 wellslogan on 10 Jan 2009 - 16:56
Why do people care that the commercial uses a Mac? If this was a Dell commercial, then there would be more reason to point that out. Microsoft makes software for the computer, not the computer itself, so they really shouldn't care what model computer they're using, as long as it's running Microsoft products. When people put Windows on a Mac, Microsoft still gets money.
#19.1 Jebadiah on 10 Jan 2009 - 20:24
Well said.

In my opinion, it's one product that affects people viscerally in more ways than just the UI on the screen and the software design, which is quite a rare thing for Microsoft. Kind of shows Microsoft is a "playful" company. The product also has potential to be able to sell itself once presented to the public. Hence, to sell better, it should have been given more publicity at CES, if it wasn't.
(2 replies) #20 +Jedimark on 10 Jan 2009 - 17:09
I want a glow in the dark towel...
#20.1 Nauge on 10 Jan 2009 - 18:02
lol, i think you missed the point of the ad
#20.2 Gersson on 10 Jan 2009 - 18:06
Me too -- for towel parties >_>
#21 +KoL on 10 Jan 2009 - 18:00
ooohh my ears
#22 Blindlabel013 on 10 Jan 2009 - 19:00
That's it... I'm buying a mac.
#23 KeR on 10 Jan 2009 - 19:02
my God, I mean how does stuff like this get approved?
#24 Adaytay on 10 Jan 2009 - 19:18
I'm scarred for life... yeah, thanks MS!
(1 reply) #25 Sebaz Vista on 10 Jan 2009 - 19:27
The video would actually be a little funnier if instead of glow in the dark towel it was about glow in the dark condoms.
#25.1 plastikaa on 10 Jan 2009 - 19:53
I think it was...

"Thanks to songsmith it was the best they've ever had"
#26 exotoxic on 10 Jan 2009 - 19:52
"i didnt know you could write music" lol she isnt... i can imagine a whiole load of wannabes using this software
#27 webeagle12 on 10 Jan 2009 - 19:56
My ears starting to bleed after watching this
#28 duneworld on 10 Jan 2009 - 21:59
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
#29 Gersson on 10 Jan 2009 - 23:01
would use it if it weren't trial-ware.
#30 ambiance on 11 Jan 2009 - 00:05
From the team that brought you Microsoft Bob.
(1 reply) #31 virtorio on 11 Jan 2009 - 00:10
Your definition for "hilarious" differs from mine.
#31.1 creamhackered on 11 Jan 2009 - 02:45
haha
#32 Kevin. on 11 Jan 2009 - 03:48
This has to be one of the most cheesiest ads I've ever seen! I couldn't help but laugh at it. Especially at the fact that they're using an Apple laptop.
#33 kingofmyworld324 on 11 Jan 2009 - 08:17
Those two guys made songsmith you know lol.
#34 Intelman on 11 Jan 2009 - 23:28
It works pretty well...
#35 whitewings05 on 12 Jan 2009 - 08:49
+1
Funniest ad I have ever seen in my whole life!!
#36 Si_ on 13 Jan 2009 - 13:09
That was absolutely horrible

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