IT workers are best in bed

(7 replies) #1 Max™ on 21 May 2009 - 17:07

Its all the porn they watch. Getting tips all the time

#1.1 BeatBlaster on 21 May 2009 - 17:08

And people say the torrents are bad for you. HAH!

#1.2 NeoandGeo on 21 May 2009 - 18:14

Not to mention their prostates are in tip top shape from masturbating daily.

#1.3 Ludexiz on 21 May 2009 - 18:45

NeoandGeo said,

Not to mention their prostates are in tip top shape from masturbating daily.

omg is that true? it's good for you? well hot diggity i guess i wont be needing those one a day pills for men!

well anyway, in regard to the article and possibly a lady reader... i'm at your service ma'am!

#1.4 C++ on 21 May 2009 - 20:30

I'm glad this statement made first comment. You beat me to it mate.

#1.5 roblife on 22 May 2009 - 00:47

Maxï¿½ said,

Its all the porn they watch. Getting tips all the time

Nope its all the hardware they plug in. hehehe It teaches em some about plugging.

#1.6 Atlonite on 22 May 2009 - 04:06

ROFL it's all the porn they watch that'd be right roflmfao

#1.7 Lord Ba'al on 22 May 2009 - 08:26

The internet is for porn...

Yes, it's all thanks to Stoya and Co!
(If you don't know who she is, look her up on torrents or 4chan's /rs/, you won't be disappointed

)

(4 replies) #2 BeatBlaster on 21 May 2009 - 17:07

I'm soooo gonna change my Windows start sound to some classy porno music RIGHT NOW

#2.1 eblkheart on 21 May 2009 - 17:22

BeatBlaster said,

I'm soooo gonna change my Windows start sound to some classy porno music RIGHT NOW

Bow wow chika bow wow

#2.2 Ricmacas on 21 May 2009 - 17:44

eblkheart said,

Bow wow chika bow wow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfsl8kzedJs&feature=related

#2.3 MightyJordan on 21 May 2009 - 19:35

Bow Chicka Bow Wow!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WBTQvXVplg

#2.4 Atlonite on 22 May 2009 - 04:09

LOL thats hilarious

(1 reply) #3 Imran Hussain on 21 May 2009 - 17:15

This makes me sooo happy!

#3.1 eblkheart on 21 May 2009 - 17:55

Imran Hussain said,

This makes me sooo happy!

When I saw this statement... I swear I could hear Long Duck Dong saying this...

#4 Glendi on 21 May 2009 - 17:15

Hell yeah...

(1 reply) #5 Menge on 21 May 2009 - 17:17

My GF agrees with this article

#5.1 Majesticmerc on 22 May 2009 - 11:18

Menge said,

My GF agrees with this article

As does mine

#6 GeXeH on 21 May 2009 - 17:19

Epic win.

#7 Shushpanzer on 21 May 2009 - 17:20

As my previous GF said "Oh, these ITs... Looked at so much interesting in the internet and bring it to practice"

#8 +Hell-In-A-Handbasket on 21 May 2009 - 17:26

i believe it, all ov my X's gave that as a strong point, thats how i got a couple GF's

Revenge Of The Nerds is true

#9 perochan on 21 May 2009 - 17:26

sweet!

#10 xpablo on 21 May 2009 - 17:26

And this is news? If we can understand the binary system, we can sure the hell master the process of human reproduction, even if we have our floppies write protected.

(1 reply) #11 Marshalus on 21 May 2009 - 17:39

I've never heard any complaints

#11.1 Sean Bradford on 22 May 2009 - 16:50

Marshalus said,

I've never heard any complaints

I've just not went public with what I've heard about you :whistle:.

#12 jordanthegreat on 21 May 2009 - 17:40

Heh, we beat healthcare workers.. And they are supposed to know their way around the body better than anyone

(1 reply) #13 lee26 on 21 May 2009 - 17:45

The Sun also said in today's paper that a survey said we Brits have the second largest manhoods in the world. The Serbians came first in that servey.

I have a very ROMantic side and I sure know how to RAM it up there.

Last edited by lee26 on 21 May 2009 - 17:50

#13.1 SerbInside on 21 May 2009 - 21:16

The Serbians came first in that servey.

Oh yeah

#14 Klownicle on 21 May 2009 - 18:03

Score!!!!! (*goes back to setting up my KVM*)

#15 Gibletz on 21 May 2009 - 18:09

Nice!

#16 jluckett on 21 May 2009 - 18:16

Jackpot!

#17 JonathanVP on 21 May 2009 - 18:21

My wife agrees with this article!

(7 replies) #18 sonrah on 21 May 2009 - 18:26

Sorry guys, but from a statistical standpoint:

UK's population: 60,943,912
Sample Size: 2000

Percentage of population sampled: (2000 / 60,943,912) = 0.000032817 * 100 = 0.003281706%

Given this, this article is hardly accurate.

#18.1 +M2Ys4U on 21 May 2009 - 18:38

It's the Sun. Hardly a reliable source at the best of times...

#18.2 eblkheart on 21 May 2009 - 18:43

sonrah said,

Sorry guys, but from a statistical standpoint:

UK's population: 60,943,912
Sample Size: 2000

Percentage of population sampled: (2000 / 60,943,912) = 0.000032817 * 100 = 0.003281706%

Given this, this article is hardly accurate.

Fine, rain on our parade.

#18.3 acnpt on 21 May 2009 - 19:47

Your right, lets add it to the next census.

#18.4 +Kirkburn on 21 May 2009 - 19:52

Depending on how the sample was created, and how many were sampled for each jobs type, 2k is not that very low a number.

The size of the total population doesn't exactly mean you need a huge sample for accuracy.

#18.5 +stevember on 21 May 2009 - 20:13

sonrah said,

Sorry guys, but from a statistical standpoint:

UK's population: 60,943,912
Sample Size: 2000

Percentage of population sampled: (2000 / 60,943,912) = 0.000032817 * 100 = 0.003281706%

Given this, this article is hardly accurate.

You failed take out non sex active...

#18.6 roblife on 22 May 2009 - 00:55

sonrah said,

Sorry guys, but from a statistical standpoint:

UK's population: 60,943,912
Sample Size: 2000

Percentage of population sampled: (2000 / 60,943,912) = 0.000032817 * 100 = 0.003281706%

Given this, this article is hardly accurate.

And if you take that to china 2 billion. And they just started to get on the internet. How many dissatisfied chicks are living there?

#18.7 Majesticmerc on 22 May 2009 - 11:20

Hey, don't be bitter just because you're an exception to the rule. I PROVE these statistics.

(3 replies) #19 DomZ on 21 May 2009 - 18:44

Now all I need is a girlfriend

#19.1 Iamit2900 on 21 May 2009 - 20:12

DomZ said,

Now all I need is a girlfriend

Ditto

#19.2 roblife on 22 May 2009 - 00:57

DomZ said,

Now all I need is a girlfriend

C'mon you got two girlfriends! And I believe their totally monogamous.

#19.3 Krome on 22 May 2009 - 13:17

roblife said,

C'mon you got two girlfriends! And I believe their totally monogamous.

LOL

#20 ccoltmanm on 21 May 2009 - 18:55

I remember an article a few years ago that said, "Computer category workers had the LEAST amount of sex." So i guess the less you have it, the more you need to make it count.

#21 Kushan on 21 May 2009 - 19:04

I can officially confirm that the findings of this research are absolutely, 100% correct and accurate.

(1 reply) #22 satanist on 21 May 2009 - 19:49

Computers increase patience.and that is key for "it".

#22.1 +dead.cell on 22 May 2009 - 07:37

Patience to put up with ridiculous comments...

(1 reply) #23 ripgut on 21 May 2009 - 19:56

IT workers were found to be the most selfless in the sack

Pfft, bitch betta have mah money!

#23.1 Akima on 22 May 2009 - 19:15

ripgut said,

Pfft, bitch betta have mah money!

ROFL epic, just epic

#24 GreyWolfSC on 21 May 2009 - 19:57

I always wondered what the cause of that was... Now I know.

#25 +xiphi on 21 May 2009 - 20:00

That picture is freaky...

#26 burnsflipper on 21 May 2009 - 20:22

now this is porno music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n18Xe6wM7AY

watch out Hutch!

#27 ajua on 21 May 2009 - 20:33

Now we can just refer people to that survey when others start making jokes about IT or geek guys...lol

(1 reply) #28 GreyWolfSC on 21 May 2009 - 20:49

I was just thinking... How do they know the survey wasn't hacked?

#28.1 Thunderbuck on 21 May 2009 - 21:21

Oh, sure. You had to go THERE, didn't you.

#29 tiagosilva29 on 21 May 2009 - 20:56

This was a triumph.

(1 reply) #30 Ravemaster on 21 May 2009 - 21:01

I don't know which makes me laugh harder, the article or the comments.

#30.1 Grayski on 22 May 2009 - 08:45

Ravemaster said,

I don't know which makes me laugh harder, the article or the comments.

The comments!

#31 necroxd on 21 May 2009 - 21:15

I'm IT......and im not gonna use gadgets XD

#32 pyehac on 21 May 2009 - 21:45

Cool. I'll print this article out and stand at Best Buy picking up girls.

#33 Calum on 21 May 2009 - 23:16

As I said on my Facebook status, if any ladies disagree with this article, I'll happily prove them wrong

#34 jwjw1 on 21 May 2009 - 23:24

I didn't know a blow-up doll could answer a poll

(5 replies) #35 este on 22 May 2009 - 00:02

I never had an IT chick though...

#35.1 chrispinto on 22 May 2009 - 00:27

este said,

I never had an IT chick though...

I have, and seriously, she was smoking hot in the bedroom! (And beach, and garden, and car... etc)

#35.2 roblife on 22 May 2009 - 01:00

chrispinto said,

I have, and seriously, she was smoking hot in the bedroom! (And beach, and garden, and car... etc)

Yap thats what I was wondering where is all the IT chicks so I can have some great selfless pleasers. 3 or 4 of them. Maybe than I wont need a different chick every weekend.

#35.3 Nose Nuggets on 22 May 2009 - 01:02

chrispinto said,

I have, and seriously, she was smoking hot in the bedroom! (And beach, and garden, and car... etc)

anywhere the lights could be turned off or paper bags where readily available.

im j/k just couldent resist.

#35.4 +Techno_Funky on 22 May 2009 - 04:57

Oh Man!! that'd be my dream come true

#35.5 roadwarrior on 22 May 2009 - 10:46

I've known for ages that nerdy girls are usually the wildest in bed. The hottest little redhead at a party I went to a while back was a software engineer!

#36 Gladiatorus on 22 May 2009 - 00:53

Hahaha

Coming in a close second were office workers

I'd guess everyone working at an office is an excellent lover.

#37 wrack on 22 May 2009 - 01:27

Heha...I am happy to be acknowledged.

(6 replies) #38 Solid Knight on 22 May 2009 - 01:56

It's true. I always give my girlfriend multiple orgasms.

#38.1 A.B.L.N.N. on 22 May 2009 - 03:39

Solid Knight said,

It's true. I always give my girlfriend multiple orgasms.

At least that's what you think.

#38.2 jwjw1 on 22 May 2009 - 03:59

some people trade partners ya know....LOL

#38.3 Solid Knight on 22 May 2009 - 04:00

Your disbelief is only due to your inability to perform.

#38.4 Atlonite on 22 May 2009 - 04:20

so she's a multiboot system then windows for work and linux for play r**t me Baby r**t me now

#38.5 Atlonite on 22 May 2009 - 04:22

im probably so gonna get told off for that ^^^ comment but i couldn't resist

#38.6 Solid Knight on 22 May 2009 - 17:15

I don't see the connection between multi-boot systems and sex.

#39 ThePitt on 22 May 2009 - 02:54

that prove that they actually get laid. Dunno exactly with who or what...

#40 VIVIsectVI on 22 May 2009 - 05:00

Nerds spend more time thinking about sex. Who woulda imagined it. Stop the presses.

Seriously, as mentioned earlier, this was one of the jokes in 'Revenge of the Nerds', back in the '80's.

#41 +Techno_Funky on 22 May 2009 - 05:02

With all the Registry hacking, R&D we do to solve that issue, we now defo know which point to hit that would hit it

#42 Nadja on 22 May 2009 - 07:02

A young Microsoft executive in bed with his girlfriend was expounding the virtues of Windows 7 RC.

While slowly removing all her clothes he demonstrated how to disable UAC, circumnavigate DRM and then he showed her how to open a command prompt with elevated privileges with his (elongated) credentials.

After multiple reboots and carefully avoiding BSOD, his elucidated girlfriend was in Dreamscene.

#43 excalpius on 22 May 2009 - 10:27

Lewis: Jocks only think about sports, nerds only think about sex.

- Revenge of the Nerds

#44 carmatic on 22 May 2009 - 10:52

huh... for some reason this article reminded me of Persephone, the mod with the 'geek soda' avatar

#45 +Tech Greek on 22 May 2009 - 18:42

This is very true, all my ex's concur! haha

#46 nunjabusiness on 23 May 2009 - 04:28

Doesn't the Sun regularly report on Elvis and UFOs too?

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