NeoBytes :) Burglar logs into Facebook on victim's computer, forgets to log out

NeoBytes :) is an occasional feature that takes a step back from the big headlines, to take a look at what else is happening in the vast, scary expanse of the tech world - often with a cynical eye, always with a dose of humour.
 

Perhaps the most important rule to remember when using someone else's computer is that you should always log out when you're done. Even when you're using your best friend's computer, forgetting to log out of sites can sometimes cause embarrassment (or leave the door wide open for them to play pranks on you), but when you're using a device belonging to someone you don't know particularly well, it's even more critical to keep that rule in mind. 

But when you embark on a life of crime, and take to entering the home of a total stranger to steal their stuff, an entirely different rule comes into play: whatever you do, don't log in to anything on their computer. 

Now, some of you may be thinking that surely, surely this goes without saying. Surely no burglar would be stupid enough to enter a stranger's home, steal their possessions and then log in to Facebook mid-burglary. Right? 

Wrong. As CBS Minnesota reports, it appears that that's exactly what happened last week in St Paul. Police arrested 26-year-old Nicholas Wig for the alleged burglary of a home, after the homeowner, James Wood, discovered that Wig had not only logged into his computer, but had also neglected to log out afterwards. 


Nicholas Wig was arrested wearing the watch of the homeowner whose house was broken into

But the criminal's stupidity went even further than this oversight. After seeing that his credit cards, cash and watch had gone, Wood found a pair of shoes, jeans and a belt that were all wet, left inside his home, apparently left by the thief on the rainy night of the break-in. Wood contacted Wig via his Facebook profile and even gave him his phone number, hoping he would call, and indeed he did.

The two men agreed to meet as Wood offered to return the man's clothes, asking only for a cell phone to be returned that had been stolen in the burglary. Unsurprisingly, Wood called the police as soon as he recognized Wig from his profile in the street, and he was arrested shortly afterwards. He was still wearing Wood's watch. 

Dakota County Attorney James Backstrom said: "I've never seen this before. It's a pretty unusual case, might even make the late night television shows in terms of not being too bright." Wood's comments on the thief were more succinct: "World's dumbest criminal."

Source: CBS Minnesota via BGR | lower image via CBS Minnesota 

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But when you embark on a life of crime, and take to entering the home of a total stranger to steal their stuff, an entirely different rule comes into play: whatever you do, don't log in to anything on their computer.

Thanks for the nice advice Andy
lol

AsherGZ said,
I blame facebook.

Nah.. Facebook only show the faces of stupid people. But stupid people are always there.

That's what I was thinking! What a total dip stick of a crook!!

As AsherGZ says below though, I blame Facebook for a lot of this absolute stupidity!

Krome said,
Or the other question is, why he didn't bother to steal the PC at all? lol

The *really* dumb criminal checks Facebook on his victim's computer.

But only the plain dumb criminal bothers to take the computer with him - there's hardly any value there.

The smarter criminal would've realized he had the perfect opportunity to commit identity theft.

People wonder why I bother having a login password for my own desktop computer which, unlike a laptop or tablet, never leaves the house.

There are value in computers. People use computers all the time. For example, this dumb crook that log in Facebook but didn't bother to take the computer. :p

Looks like another white trash who never finished the 5th grade, lost his virginity to a cousin or a farm animal, and did meth when someone told him it was cocaine. This guy almost should get a Darwin award.

92GTA said,
Looks like another white trash who never finished the 5th grade, lost his virginity to a cousin or a farm animal, and did meth when someone told him it was cocaine. This guy almost should get a Darwin award.

Hah. He gets my vote...

A severe beat-down should have came along with that arrest (prior to the police arriving of course). Idiot deserves whatever he gets.