Posted by Mr magoo on 04 June 2002 - 18:01 · 22 comments & 729 views

Quality - pure genius!

"There are sooooo many reasons why you should keep track of a womans menstrual cycle! This little program just needs the date of the first day of blood flow and the usual number of days in the cycle, and it does the rest. Once running, it puts a little flag icon in the system tray (the bit by the clock). When PMT week approaches, it changes from a green flag, to a yellow flag. And when red flag week hits, you guessed it, it goes red. Simple. Described as "the handiest program in the universe", you should download it now!"

Download o the year- and editors choice!

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News source: Madville.com


Cox spokeswoman Amy Cohn said the company has discovered some instances in which high-speed Internet customers are stealing cable TV channels, but she couldn't specify a number. As a preventive measure, she said, the company installs traps on cable modem lines to prevent Internet customers from accessing video signals through cable TV. "We're currently auditing our networks to identify situations where traps may be needed and are installing the appropriate equipment to prevent this theft from occurring," Cohn said.

AT&T Broadband on the other hand try to stop piracy by going from neighborhood to neighborhood and performing a tap audit, which allows it to detect all manner of cable theft. The tap audit lets the operator evaluate services piped into the home to see if any are not being paid for. They also say that cable theft typically degrades signals to both the computer and the television, not to mention neighboring connections.

"The drops are not designed to be split," said Tracy Baumgartner, an AT&T Broadband spokeswoman. "The Internet product needs a dedicated feed so that it runs as efficiently as it's supposed to."

But cable subscriber Noah said his TV reception and Net connection come up without a hitch, even with splitting the signal that goes to his cable modem!



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(1 reply) Quote this comment Reply to this comment #1 Posted by nemo on 04 Jun 2002 - 18:04
is this a joke? LOL. yeah... okay... i'll be sure to download it...
Quote this comment #1.1 Posted by vetMr magoo on 04 Jun 2002 - 19:36
new you guys would love it
(1 reply) Quote this comment Reply to this comment #2 Posted by use_imagination on 04 Jun 2002 - 18:07
i wish i had a girlfriend to go with it :knocked:
Quote this comment #2.1 Posted by Neobond on 04 Jun 2002 - 19:00
Something to consider for v1.1 perhaps?
Quote this comment Reply to this comment #3 Posted by CustardFD on 04 Jun 2002 - 18:08
This was moved to the jokes forum for a reason!
Quote this comment Reply to this comment #4 Posted by craybox on 04 Jun 2002 - 18:12
my saviour, i was dyin 4 relief , an shes only bloody on ( no pun intended ), "didn't u realise" she said! its in my systray for a while now
Quote this comment Reply to this comment #5 Posted by Kusanagi on 04 Jun 2002 - 18:30
Yeehaw! Bloke mode IS supported!
Quote this comment Reply to this comment #6 Posted by vettimdorr on 04 Jun 2002 - 19:10
OMFG..... It's already a "red" week for me. So, no lovin' for the tim-ster...
Quote this comment Reply to this comment #7 Posted by AuRe on 04 Jun 2002 - 19:14
They r late. why? for some reasons called Ana and Alberto
Quote this comment Reply to this comment #8 Posted by username on 04 Jun 2002 - 19:24
its official, there are no women on this site
Quote this comment Reply to this comment #9 Posted by DeathLace on 04 Jun 2002 - 20:08
Great program, must say it does work, to bad my gf just hit red today .
Quote this comment Reply to this comment #10 Posted by y_notm on 04 Jun 2002 - 22:59
hahaha this is damn hilarious!
Quote this comment Reply to this comment #11 Posted by fangtu on 05 Jun 2002 - 00:10
hahaha^^ this is a funny program....very creative though^^.....well, don't got a gf^^
Quote this comment Reply to this comment #12 Posted by wuik on 05 Jun 2002 - 00:44
hey heyy..didnt this prog. appears in the forum too?..somebody did post it up rightt..?
Quote this comment Reply to this comment #13 Posted by MaRkY on 05 Jun 2002 - 00:57
muahahahahah
Quote this comment Reply to this comment #14 Posted by GwaRGuITaR on 05 Jun 2002 - 02:36
if i still had a woman this would be cool. not just knowing when they're bleeding, but when they're ovulating.. you gotta be extra careful then or you end up with [insert your name here] jr.
Quote this comment Reply to this comment #15 Posted by zivan56 on 05 Jun 2002 - 03:52
LMAO, this is too funny
Quote this comment Reply to this comment #16 Posted by mariusu on 05 Jun 2002 - 09:48
rather funny...
Quote this comment Reply to this comment #17 Posted by QuaKeD on 06 Jun 2002 - 14:17
My GOD, some people has too much time to waste... im a girl and this [b]wont[/b] be in my tray... however, I can make my bf use this... LOL (j/k)
Quote this comment Reply to this comment #18 Posted by fizik3 on 07 Jun 2002 - 04:40
wtf is bloking???
Quote this comment Reply to this comment #19 Posted by Nimec on 03 Aug 2002 - 02:08
haha i dunno dude but this program is hilarious!
Quote this comment Reply to this comment #20 Posted by lob2k on 28 Sep 2002 - 02:29
boooyakkkahhhhhahhha this is tha shizzy for my nizzy
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