[conv log] people these days....


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This came to me in an e-mail today.

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But i found it pretty funny...but cant be as good as the one with the "I put on my wizard hat and robe"

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Session Start: 30 June 2003

| Participants:

| Jas (hotpungurl@hotmail.com)|

| MiRzA JaTt (b_purewal@hotmail.com)|

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[17:44:00]MiRzA JaTt: hey

[17:44:01] MiRzA JaTt: do i know u?

[17:44:09] Jas: no

[17:44:12] Jas: a/s/l

[17:44:18] MiRzA JaTt: 21 M canada

[17:44:19] MiRzA JaTt: u?

[17:44:37] Jas: 19/f/canada

[17:44:45] MiRzA JaTt: where?

[17:44:50] Jas: Vancouver

[17:45:15] MiRzA JaTt: name?

[17:45:32] Jas: Jas

[17:45:48] MiRzA JaTt: ooooooooooooooooooooook

[17:45:56] Jas: urs/

[17:46:31] MiRzA JaTt: Mirza

[17:46:48] Jas: i c

[17:46:52] Jas: do u have a gf?

[17:46:56] MiRzA JaTt: nope

[17:46:58] MiRzA JaTt: u?

[17:47:01] MiRzA JaTt: i mean b/f?

[17:47:11] Jas: no just broke up with him

[17:47:21] MiRzA JaTt: WICKED!!

[17:47:26] MiRzA JaTt: i'm just kidding

[17:47:32] MiRzA JaTt: don't get mad

[17:48:11] Jas: well he wasn't pleasing me so I had to kick him to the curb

[17:48:16] MiRzA JaTt: haha

[17:48:20] MiRzA JaTt: good job women

[17:48:39] MiRzA JaTt: tell what u want, if he cant' fulfill his obligations

[17:48:41] MiRzA JaTt: send him packing

[17:48:45] MiRzA JaTt: ;)

[17:49:03] Jas: exactlly

[17:49:26] MiRzA JaTt: so u on the open market again or are u keeping on the DL for

awhile?

[17:49:35] Jas: alwasy on the market

[17:49:43] MiRzA JaTt: good

[17:49:46] MiRzA JaTt: well then....

[17:49:49] MiRzA JaTt: where u live again?

[17:49:52] Jas: Vancouver

[17:50:07] MiRzA JaTt: cool

[17:50:11] MiRzA JaTt: hey u gotta pic?

[17:50:27] Jas: yah u?

[17:50:45] MiRzA JaTt: yhea

[17:50:53] MiRzA JaTt: wanna do the exchange?

[17:50:58] Waiting for MiRzA JaTt to accept the file "003.jpg" (10

Kb, less than 1 minute with a 28.8 modem). Please wait for a  response or Cancel

(Alt+Q) the file transfer.

[17:51:00] Transfer of file "003.jpg" has been accepted by MiRzA JaTt.

Starting transfer...

[17:51:02] Transfer of "003.jpg" is complete.

[17:51:09] Jas: now ur turn

[17:51:20] MiRzA JaTt: one sec

[17:52:58] MiRzA JaTt: go check ur e-mail

[17:53:03] MiRzA JaTt: by the way, u a cutie

[17:53:07] MiRzA JaTt: ;)

[17:53:54] Jas: thanx

[17:53:58] Jas: I try :D

[17:54:16] Jas: so have u ever had a gf?

[17:54:33] MiRzA JaTt: no i just moved here

[17:54:40] Jas: from?

[17:54:40] Jas: ]

[17:54:44] MiRzA JaTt: Quesnel

[17:54:51] Jas: do u goto school?

[17:55:02] MiRzA JaTt: i did, i'm going back in september

[17:55:04] MiRzA JaTt: u?

[17:55:29] Jas: yah I goto UBC

[17:55:38] MiRzA JaTt: wonderful, what u taking there?

[17:55:41] Jas: so are u any good in the sack?

[17:55:48] MiRzA JaTt: of course

[17:55:52] Jas: human kentics

[17:56:00] MiRzA JaTt: 100% punjabi blood pumping

[17:56:07] Jas: do u have a big lun

[17:56:19] MiRzA JaTt: of course, not braggin, honestly

[17:56:21] Jas: if my questions bother u just lemme know

[17:56:22] MiRzA JaTt: ;)

[17:56:25] MiRzA JaTt: haha

[17:56:25] Jas: how big?

[17:56:27] MiRzA JaTt: not at all

[17:56:31] MiRzA JaTt: like 8.5 inches

[17:56:43] Jas: thats too big

[17:56:45] Jas: :(

[17:56:55] MiRzA JaTt: i didn't know there was such a thing as too bid

[17:57:00] Jas: there is

[17:57:04] Jas: 7 inches is the best

[17:57:05] MiRzA JaTt: that's only when its in full effect

[17:57:14] Jas: 7inches full erect is the best

[17:57:19] Jas: it hits the gspot every time

[17:57:22] MiRzA JaTt: looks like u know the subject pretty good

[17:57:34] MiRzA JaTt: u never been past 7?

[17:57:42] Jas: I have

[17:57:47] MiRzA JaTt: cool

[17:57:48] Jas: but i've never enjoyed

[17:57:54] Jas: I've had a guy with a 12"

[17:57:58] Jas: 10"

[17:58:02] Jas: 8"

[17:58:03] MiRzA JaTt: well that's because u gotta know how to use the equipment

[17:58:04] Jas: 7"

[17:58:04] MiRzA JaTt: right?

[17:58:07] Jas: 6 and 5"

[17:58:18] Jas: seven and 6 where the best

[17:58:19] MiRzA JaTt: if u use the tools right, it hits the spot everytime

[17:58:32] MiRzA JaTt: u havn't seen nothing yet

[17:58:36] MiRzA JaTt: trust me

[17:58:54] Jas: so ur willing to show me ;)

[17:58:59] MiRzA JaTt: of couser

[17:59:15] Jas: but we don't even know each other

[17:59:27] MiRzA JaTt: well what better way to get to know each other right?

[17:59:33] Jas: talking

[17:59:35] MiRzA JaTt: i'm just kidding

[17:59:40] MiRzA JaTt: we can talk as long as u want

[17:59:41] Jas: u think I'm some sort of slut

[17:59:45] MiRzA JaTt: no on

[17:59:48] MiRzA JaTt: i'm just kidding

[18:00:04] MiRzA JaTt: like i said, we'll talk and get to kow each other

[18:00:05] MiRzA JaTt: cool?

[18:00:16] Jas: no

[18:00:22] Jas: I want rough hard sex

[18:00:28] MiRzA JaTt: that's it?

[18:00:39] MiRzA JaTt: hey, however and whatever u wanna do

[18:01:00] Jas: how far do u live from metrotown?

[18:01:13] MiRzA JaTt: about 15 min

[18:01:14] MiRzA JaTt: u?

[18:01:22] Jas: same

[18:01:37] Jas: can u meet me there at like 8

[18:01:37] MiRzA JaTt: soo????

[18:01:49] MiRzA JaTt: for sure, u gotta cell?

[18:02:13] Jas: not anuymore

[18:02:24] MiRzA JaTt: shieet

[18:02:29] Jas: u?

[18:02:31] MiRzA JaTt: write mine down

[18:02:38] MiRzA JaTt: where u wanna meet? what store?

[18:02:57] Jas: u know how there are seats infront of mCdonalds

[18:03:01] Jas: I'll be sitting there

[18:03:03] Jas: exactly at 8

[18:03:13] MiRzA JaTt: yhea

[18:03:19] MiRzA JaTt: u be by urself?

[18:03:19] Jas: whats ur number?

[18:03:37] MiRzA JaTt: 604-803-0237

[18:03:58] Jas: I'll call u at 8 to see where u are

[18:04:10] Jas: ur not going to be bizzy or anything are u?

[18:04:13] MiRzA JaTt: no no

[18:04:24] MiRzA JaTt: u gonna be alone?

[18:04:27] Jas: what kind of car do u drive

[18:04:28] Jas: yes

[18:04:41] MiRzA JaTt: a camry

[18:04:56] Jas: what year?

[18:05:19] MiRzA JaTt: 93, its just something to get me around for a few months

[18:05:24] Jas: i c

[18:05:26] MiRzA JaTt: then i'm gonna by my own

[18:05:32] Jas: so where do u wanna do it?

[18:05:46] MiRzA JaTt: doesn't matter

[18:05:52] MiRzA JaTt: we can get a room somewhere

[18:05:53] Jas: and can u drop me off at home afterwards

[18:05:56] MiRzA JaTt: ffor sure

[18:06:01] Jas: where can we get a room?

[18:06:07] MiRzA JaTt: hotel or something

[18:06:09] Jas: i c

[18:06:18] Jas: do u have a boner right now?

[18:06:26] Jas: I ###### is almost dripping I'm gettin so wet

[18:06:36] MiRzA JaTt: haha, yhea its startying to get there

[18:06:44] Jas: touch it make it rock hard

[18:06:52] Jas: I"m going to ###### once before we meet

[18:06:54] MiRzA JaTt: why, when we can wait till tonight

[18:06:57] Jas: that way I'll be totally in the mood

[18:07:06] Jas: just make it hard for me right now please

[18:07:15] MiRzA JaTt: don't worry about the mood, i'll get u in the mood no problem

[18:07:25] Jas: k

[18:07:32] Jas: make sure bring a rubber

[18:07:36] MiRzA JaTt: i will

[18:07:48] MiRzA JaTt: what will u be wearing?

[18:07:48] Jas: well I gotta go take a ****

[18:08:06] MiRzA JaTt: get ready, look nice, and we'll have a good time

[18:08:14] MiRzA JaTt: ;)

[18:08:14] Jas: k will u give it to me in my ass?

[18:08:25] MiRzA JaTt: any which way u like

[18:08:29] Jas: k

[18:08:36] Jas: my dick is gettin hard

[18:08:42] MiRzA JaTt: ur dick?

[18:08:44] MiRzA JaTt: haha

[18:08:49] MiRzA JaTt: so what will u be wearing?

[18:08:52] Jas: yah I'm a guy

[18:08:55] Jas: u ****in dipper

[18:08:58] Jas: hahahahaha

[18:09:09] MiRzA JaTt: sure u are

[18:09:11] Jas: u ******s are all horny and big ass ****in dorks

[18:09:16] Jas: I swear on my life i am

[18:09:28] MiRzA JaTt: so who the **** are u?

[18:09:44] MiRzA JaTt: ****ing dork

[18:09:45] Jas: dont worry about that loser

[18:09:48] Jas: HAHAHHA

[18:09:56] Jas: ur willing to hook up with somem chick u odn't know

[18:09:59] Jas: hurting

[18:10:09] Jas: get a ****in life

[18:10:11] MiRzA JaTt: u the loser, has nothing better to do than immitate chicks

and set up people

[18:10:12] Jas: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[18:10:15] MiRzA JaTt: **** getta life buddy

[18:10:28] Jas: ur the one willing to **** some chick and meet her in metrotown

[18:10:31] Jas: just shows that ur a ******

[18:10:49] Jas: I just wanted to prove to my buddies here that its easy to get dumb

ass ****in dippers in bed

[18:10:58] MiRzA JaTt: ohh really

[18:11:08] Jas: HAHAHAHAHAHA

[18:11:11] MiRzA JaTt: **** wow, u the man, u've just accomplished a great feat

[18:11:16] Jas: I did

[18:11:21] Jas: well actually it was way to easy

[18:11:30] Jas: u didn't even make it hard

[18:11:31] MiRzA JaTt: **** u just the smartest ****er out there

[18:11:36] Jas: pretty much yah

[18:11:50] Jas: ur just mad cuz ur a dipper and there is nothing u can do about it

[18:11:53] Jas: and I have ur fone number

[18:11:56] Jas: HAHAHA

[18:12:04] Jas: and pictures of u posing like a surrey jack

[18:12:18] MiRzA JaTt: good for u, like it makes a difference to me

[18:12:18] Jas: well u'll be getting a nice email with ur gay pictures send to

everyone

[18:12:25] MiRzA JaTt: i'm not even from here

[18:12:27] MiRzA JaTt: no one knows me

[18:12:29] MiRzA JaTt: ****er

[18:13:03] Jas: doesn't matter

[18:13:11] Jas: an email can be send everywhere

[18:13:13] Jas: HAHAHAHAHAHA

[18:13:21] Jas: ur ****** and there is nothing u can do about it

[18:13:38] MiRzA JaTt: ohh wow, u really gonna hurt me now

[18:14:18] Jas: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[18:14:27] Jas: LATER ****ER

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eh... :sleep:

there are many convos like this between poor nerds who cant get any in real life so they try to through chat rooms and other poor nerds who have realized that they cant get any real sex in chat rooms so they just screw with other poor nerds.

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if you have grown up in a high school full of indo-canadians, you'd probably understand where the dumbness is coming from.

stereotyping is fun hey? grow up:angry:y:

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stereotyping is fun hey? grow up :angry:

well my school has 1800 students with approx 90% indo-canadian kids.

and from what i see

there are two types of indo-canadians.

1. super smart, will have jobs over 1 mill/yr

2. super dumb, opposes all the teachings of their religion

very few "in betweens"

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