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One day a pirate and a bartender were talking

to each other in a bar. The bartender asked the

pirate, "Where did ya get that peg leg from?"

The pirate responded, "We were sailing the

seas when a big old shark came up to me while

I was swimmin' and bit off me leg."

Later the bartender asked, "Where did you get

that hook then?"

The pirate responded, "Well, me crew and I

were in a battle and it got cut through the bone."

The bartender then asked, "Then where did ya

get the eye patch from?"

The pirate said, "In a harbor I looked at a

gull flying over-head and it took a dump right

in me eye."

The bartender was puzzled and asked the pirate,

"How would that make you get an eye patch?"

The pirate responded, "First day with the hook."

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