LulzSec just blew my mind


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Their 1000th Tweet statement is mind boggling to say the least :

Dear Internets,

This is Lulz Security, better known as those evil ******** from twitter. We just hit 1000 tweets, and as such we thought it best to have a little chit-chat with our friends (and foes).

For the past month and a bit, we've been causing mayhem and chaos throughout the Internet, attacking several targets including PBS, Sony, Fox, porn websites, FBI, CIA, the U.S. government, Sony some more, online gaming servers (by request of callers, not by our own choice), Sony again, and of course our good friend Sony.

While we've gained many, many supporters, we do have a mass of enemies, albeit mainly gamers. The main anti-LulzSec argument suggests that we're going to bring down more Internet laws by continuing our public shenanigans, and that our actions are causing clowns with pens to write new rules for you. But what if we just hadn't released anything? What if we were silent? That would mean we would be secretly inside FBI affiliates right now, inside PBS, inside Sony... watching... abusing...

Do you think every hacker announces everything they've hacked? We certainly haven't, and we're damn sure others are playing the silent game. Do you feel safe with your Facebook accounts, your Google Mail accounts, your Skype accounts? What makes you think a hacker isn't silently sitting inside all of these right now, sniping out individual people, or perhaps selling them off? You are a peon to these people. A toy. A string of characters with a value.

This is what you should be fearful of, not us releasing things publicly, but the fact that someone hasn't released something publicly. We're sitting on 200,000 Brink users right now that we never gave out. It might make you feel safe knowing we told you, so that Brink users may change their passwords. What if we hadn't told you? No one would be aware of this theft, and we'd have a fresh 200,000 peons to abuse, completely unaware of a breach.

Yes, yes, there's always the argument that releasing everything in full is just as evil, what with accounts being stolen and abused, but welcome to 2011. This is the lulz lizard era, where we do things just because we find it entertaining. Watching someone's Facebook picture turn into a penis and seeing their sister's shocked response is priceless. Receiving angry emails from the man you just sent 10 dildos to because he can't secure his Amazon password is priceless. You find it funny to watch havoc unfold, and we find it funny to cause it. We release personal data so that equally evil people can entertain us with what they do with it.

Most of you reading this love the idea of wrecking someone else's online experience anonymously. It's appealing and unique, there are no two account hijackings that are the same, no two suddenly enraged girlfriends with the same expression when you admit to killing prostitutes from her boyfriend's recently stolen MSN account, and there's certainly no limit to the lulz lizardry that we all partake in on some level.

And that's all there is to it, that's what appeals to our Internet generation. We're attracted to fast-changing scenarios, we can't stand repetitiveness, and we want our shot of entertainment or we just go and browse something else, like an unimpressed zombie. Nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan, anyway...

Nobody is truly causing the Internet to slip one way or the other, it's an inevitable outcome for us humans. We find, we nom nom nom, we move onto something else that's yummier. We've been entertaining you 1000 times with 140 characters or less, and we'll continue creating things that are exciting and new until we're brought to justice, which we might well be. But you know, we just don't give a living **** at this point - you'll forget about us in 3 months' time when there's a new scandal to gawk at, or a new shiny thing to click on via your 2D light-filled rectangle. People who can make things work better within this rectangle have power over others; the whitehats who charge $10,000 for something we could teach you how to do over the course of a weekend, providing you aren't mentally disabled.

This is the Internet, where we screw each other over for a jolt of satisfaction. There are peons and lulz lizards; trolls and victims. There's losers that post **** they think matters, and other losers telling them their **** does not matter. In this situation, we are both of these parties, because we're fully aware that every single person that reached this final sentence just wasted a few moments of their time.

Thank you, bitches.

Lulz Security

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I bolded the sentence that blew my mind.

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until we're brought to justice, which we might well be. But you know, we just don't give a living **** at this point
They may not care now, but when they are surrendering their backside to Bubba they will likely reflect on their actions.
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These folks are certainly smarter than the average individual. They know what they are doing and are doing it as some sort of rebellion to the Internet scene.

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They may not care now, but when they are surrendering their backside to Bubba they will likely reflect on their actions.

I hope while they're reflecting on what got them prison raped, that the cellmate doing it whispers in their ears 'For the lulz!' every time.

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Watching someone's Facebook picture turn into a penis and seeing their sister's shocked response is priceless. Receiving angry emails from the man you just sent 10 dildos to because he can't secure his Amazon password is priceless.

maybe if your 13.

I'm not 13.

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These folks are certainly smarter than the average individual. They know what they are doing and are doing it as some sort of rebellion to the Internet scene.

This is the lulz lizard era, where we do things just because we find it entertaining. Watching someone's Facebook picture turn into a penis and seeing their sister's shocked response is priceless. Receiving angry emails from the man you just sent 10 dildos to because he can't secure his Amazon password is priceless. You find it funny to watch havoc unfold, and we find it funny to cause it. We release personal data so that equally evil people can entertain us with what they do with it.

The internet, where IQ is dictated by **** like this rather than intelligence it seems.

The only smart thing they're doing is praying on the minds of the weak who actually think this is all for some sort of cause, or they're taking some sort of fall for us. Surprised some of you don't think al qaeda had a point for crashing planes into the trade centres to make us more aware of air terrorist attacks.

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The internet, where IQ is dictated by **** like this rather than intelligence it seems.

This. People are in some sort of delusional state to think this is the way to do things. Kids with little connection to the outside world who want "anarchy", but who would cry the second it actually hit them personally. Broaden your minds, and stop being so immature.

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People that talk about maturity and right/wrong obviously didn't understand a thing about their message. You should try reading the statement again and avoid any preconceived ideas in the process.

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People that talk about maturity and right/wrong obviously didn't understand a thing about their message. You should try reading the statement again and avoid any preconceived ideas in the process.

Pretty much, it's the group that are still butt hurt over the sony thing and anon..

let em have their fun and like someone else said "wreak havoc" on the world.

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You have to admit, they do have a point. The internet connects all of us together and is integral to the majority of our lives, almost essential to some, but it's unregulated and not secure. It's like trusting a taxi driver to drive you to the airport without a license, we blindly take this risk without any problems.

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Just read that they are releasing some Paypal login information now as well. This just isn't funny and I'm beginning to think anyone who agrees with it should be locked up along with the hackers so as to spare the rest of humanity. I really hope this lot get caught soon.

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Just read that they are releasing some Paypal login information now as well. This just isn't funny and I'm beginning to think anyone who agrees with it should be locked up along with the hackers so as to spare the rest of humanity. I really hope this lot get caught soon.

I don't think they're releasing paypal accounts directly but some people are stupid and use the same password everywhere....including Paypal

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People that talk about maturity and right/wrong obviously didn't understand a thing about their message. You should try reading the statement again and avoid any preconceived ideas in the process.

What message? That's like asking a mugging victim if they have learned something profound (other than the fact that some people are douche-bags). This is just mischief in its purest form.

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Wow, I wish I was as smart as these guys. I always wanted to be a hacker :D

not really that hard... as anything, u just need time and study...

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People that talk about maturity and right/wrong obviously didn't understand a thing about their message. You should try reading the statement again and avoid any preconceived ideas in the process.

Not so.

There is inevitable talk about maturity as mature people realize their overall message is spoken as truly immature people. I read the message just fine.

And the funny thing is, I actually agree with some of what they said in this so called message, no doubt about it. I believe peoples reliance on all things digital, not just the internet, is taking us to a dangerous place for society. That however is a whole other discussion. It is just how the message is being delivered I absolutely find, for lack of a better word, or perhaps the best word, childish.

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Not so.

There is inevitable talk about maturity as mature people realize their overall message is spoken as truly immature people. I read the message just fine.

And the funny thing is, I actually agree with some of what they said in this so called message, no doubt about it. I believe peoples reliance on all things digital, not just the internet, is taking us to a dangerous place for society. That however is a whole other discussion. It is just how the message is being delivered I absolutely find, for lack of a better word, or perhaps the best word, childish.

Thing is anyone can put that argument forward, people already have done long before now, and I don't just mean random bloggers, it's a serious and well discussed topic (internet security, what people put on their fb's/twitter/ect, passwords, bank details online ,ect). I really don't see why an anarchic group set out with the purpose of maliciously attacking whoever they want, and spilling peoples details all over the place are being assigned as the torch carrier for this argument. People on here telling us to read between all the immature gunk to come to that point bolded above? Um why folks? As I said not a new argument, not a revelation of any kind, and something most of us around here knew about before Lulzsec starting hacking sites and releasing our details for a laugh.

By the way, none of that is aimed at you Larry :laugh: I just want to know if people think that message is somehow "new" because Lulzsec are saying it.

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