EmuZombie Veteran Posted September 13, 2003 Veteran Share Posted September 13, 2003 Yep, we have a simpsons quote thread, how about Family Guy? Chris: "Yo did ya all check me when that hottie was all up in my kool-aid? Yea, I was lookin to break off a little somethin somethin but my crew gave me the 411 on that skank and she all about da blank blank" car screeches to a halt Lois: "Peter what's wrong?" Peter: "He's speaking in tongues Lois, our son is posessed. Meg start at song 41 and don't start readin till I tell you. The power of christ compels you, the power of christ compels you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToiletofSadness Posted September 13, 2003 Share Posted September 13, 2003 Close, but not quite right. Chris: "Yo did ya all check me when that hottie was all up in my kool-aid? Yea, I was lookin to break off a little somethin somethin but my crew gave me the 411 on that skank and she all about da bling bling" car screeches to a halt Lois: "Peter what's wrong?" Peter: "He's speaking in tongues Lois, our son is posessed. Meg start at Psalm 41 and don't start reading till I tell you. The power of christ compels you, the power of christ compels you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmuZombie Veteran Posted September 13, 2003 Author Veteran Share Posted September 13, 2003 actually i typed it as best i understood it. I have the episode right here on dvd and replayed it several times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scumdogmillionaire Posted September 13, 2003 Share Posted September 13, 2003 ye, and god said unto abraham, "you will kill your son issac." and abraham said "i can't hear you. you'll have to speak into the microphone." and god said "oh i'm sorry, is this better.. check, check, check.. jerry pull the high end out i'm still getting some hiss back here!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lingwo Posted September 13, 2003 Share Posted September 13, 2003 My favourite is when Brian becomes a cop and they all congratulate him and one of the cops say "Additional Generic Cop Compliment Brian" oh ahaha it made me chuckle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farchord Posted September 13, 2003 Share Posted September 13, 2003 Me I love Stewie and Peter. They're hilarious! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farchord Posted September 13, 2003 Share Posted September 13, 2003 (When Joe is depressed because he lost the purp... Note: Joe is disabled) Peter: Hey buddy! Joe: Close the door! I don't want to see the light... Peter: Aw comeon Joe, cheer up, huh? Hey what do you say if you and me go rollerskati........ bikeri....... jumpro...... (hesitately) go lie on the grass...? :laugh: :laugh: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackcoffee Posted September 13, 2003 Share Posted September 13, 2003 Everytime Stewie is like "Damn!". Or when Quagmeyer is like "OH YEAH!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vice Posted September 13, 2003 Share Posted September 13, 2003 ok i dont remember the EXACT quote, but it's def when Stewie and Brian are at the football game watching Meg's humiliating flag quad attempts and he's like "Look at me! Hey Look, I 'm smoking...." hahaha and it's just his breath in the air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrope Posted September 13, 2003 Share Posted September 13, 2003 Hahaha Family Guy is so funny. Im going to try and pick up the third season today. Im halfway through the final disc of seasons 1 and 2. Does Stewie say "What the juice?" or "What the duce?". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jami_welch Posted September 13, 2003 Share Posted September 13, 2003 "how now brown beuricrats" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted September 13, 2003 Share Posted September 13, 2003 Stewie and Elisa singing "The life of the wife is ended by the knife". :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Landshark77 Posted September 13, 2003 Share Posted September 13, 2003 "Victory is mine!" :woot: OR "You folks want some pancakes?" :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miyagi Son Posted September 13, 2003 Share Posted September 13, 2003 That is the best show ever made. "Here come the leafers!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ze-newie Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 Hahaha Family Guy is so funny. Im going to try and pick up the third season today. Im halfway through the final disc of seasons 1 and 2.Does Stewie say "What the juice?" or "What the duce?". :laugh: I love family guy! One of my many favourite quotes is in my sig... and about Stewey, it's "What the deuce?" Must...get...season 3...dvd... :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DsnBehind Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 How about a "Favorite Quotes" thread for every popular animated series? It would be fun! WooHoo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
empty Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 i dont think family guy is a show thats very quotable, most of the funniest bits are the random clips that show flashbacks or completely random situations lol. I just downloaded every family guy ep ever on Bittorrent, its a whopping 10gb big but its the funniest thing ive ever downloaded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cerbero Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 I love the flashback about how Peter spent two weeks narrating his own life :) Peter: "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exhuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with had now begun to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life." Lois punches Peter. Day turns to night. Peter: "I awoke several hours later in a daze." :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan87 Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 (edited) My three favorites are as follows.... #3 ------- Context... Peter is at the special olympics helping his friend Joe -who's in the wheelchair events- by coaching him. When Joe looses, another competitor - Steven Halking- goes up to him and in his monotone computer voice says: "OOoh, you got beat bad. Your wife should come over to my place for some BOOM- SHAKA -LAKA, LAKA - LAKA, BOOM < all in one monotone computer voice > #2 -------- Context.... It's Christmas time and Peter and Louis are over at Joe's House ( Peter's Friend who is paralized below the waste and sits in a wheelchair ) .... <Joe's Wife> Oh Luis I see you brought over these Christmas Gingerbread men. Joe aren't these just so cute? Look, she even made little Gingerbread men with no legs. <Joe Picks them up and looks at them, and in a condescending 7-year old gir's voice dirrected at the cookies, says: Oooh I bet all the children stare and point at him asking 'mommy, how does his PEE PEE work?' <Then Joe Screams with spit and tears flying eveywhere; veins popping out his neck: "WELL I GOT NEWS FOR YOU BECKY, NOOOOOOOT SO WELLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ---------------------------------------------- #1 Context.... Peter is concerned about the size of his manhood compared to Chris's ( his son), so he goes about doing a bunch of things to be more "manly" The first scene is earlier in the episode where Peter and Luis are at the supermarket, and it cuts to a scene of Peter walking around the fruit section with a big buldge in his pants and then says: "Hey girls, look at me" as he strusts his front around with a massive and fake buldge in his pants, and ofcourse he scares them all away. Then Luis walks by and says "Peter, where is Stewie?" <Peter> "Oh he's right here Luis" and Peter opens his pants and you see Stewie in there gasping for air, who then says: "AGHHHHHH, get me out of this STINK DUNGEON !" If that wasn't funny enough, then later in the episode, with the same thing in mind, Peter is in a men's locker room and is talking with the manager of the club about joining. You then see Peter's pants again and there is a buldge there..... So he opens his pants and Stewie is in there and Peter says: "Ok Stewie you can come out now" <Stewie looks up at Peter, and tries to block the light the Peter is letting in by opening his pants.... Stewie has on his reading glasses and a flashlight hat with a book in hand, and then in a really gay and scared/having fun with being scared says: "Oh no, turn down the light, I'm reading a ghost story!" ------------------------ That's it for now, but I'm sure I'll think of more later. It's a damn shame fox cancelled this show so soon, as well as Futurama, and not the Simpsons or all the other **** they have on... Futurama and Family Guy were Fox's future and they just threw it all away. What idiots..... Edited September 14, 2003 by dan87 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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