McKay Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 It's laying eggs as you're reading this, at some point in about a week, you'll suddenly collapse and millions of flies will stream from your corpse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCA Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 You only have a few days until this happens... or this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firey Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 instead of shittn bricks.. it will be flies you'll be shittn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matrix XII Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 So I'm pregnant?... with AID's? Sadly, yes. :no: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strelok1911 Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 You guys are just a bunch of ignorant losers. The OP asked for advice instead you killed his ****ing thread with ****ty retarded images and jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Majesticmerc MVC Posted August 13, 2011 MVC Share Posted August 13, 2011 You guys are just a bunch of ignorant losers. The OP asked for advice instead you killed his ****ing thread with ****ty retarded images and jokes. I know, it's terrible. TBH, I thought this guy was trolling worse than everyone else: https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1018280-i-just-swallowed-a-fly-ugh/page__view__findpost__p__594230010 ============ @OP: Be careful, if it was an infected fly, you might end up feeling a bit odd, and if you start acting like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz3fWAtOMV4 ... you might be in trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicholas-c Veteran Posted August 14, 2011 Veteran Share Posted August 14, 2011 Dude, get yourself to a hospital right now! My friend swallowed a fly once. 10 years later, BAM! He got hit by a bus. Made my day! xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klownicle Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 You guys are just a bunch of ignorant losers. The OP asked for advice instead you killed his ****ing thread with ****ty retarded images and jokes. Internet Freedom Fighter FTW. :shiftyninja: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsYcHoKiLLa Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 I don't know why you swallowed a fly...perhaps you'll die :) Try swallowing a spider that sat down beside yer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCA Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 You guys are just a bunch of ignorant losers. The OP asked for advice instead you killed his ****ing thread with ****ty retarded images and jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince781 Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Ha! Random Chris Tucker image FTW! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiagosilva29 Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 You guys are just a bunch of ignorant losers.The OP asked for advice instead you killed his ****ing thread with ****ty retarded images and jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Wan Kenobi Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 OMG, I just spat my beer out! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Wan Kenobi Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 You guys are just a bunch of ignorant losers. The OP asked for advice instead you killed his ****ing thread with ****ty retarded images and jokes. all joking aside, it's good to know where your sense of humor lies....if someone took this serious, which obviously, SOMEONE does....then there'd be only 1 person who didn't find it funny. ;) c'mon, seriously? a fly is now lethal? DAMN YOU JEFF GOLDBLUM!!! If that's the case, then I wonder what the wasps and bees have up their little sleeves....wiley little suckers! :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy0 Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 I swallowed a bee once... I was absolutely buzzing afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiagosilva29 Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 I swallowed a bee once... I was absolutely buzzing afterwards. C'mon, son! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven P. Administrators Posted August 14, 2011 Administrators Share Posted August 14, 2011 Dude, get yourself to a hospital right now! My friend swallowed a fly once. 10 years later, BAM! He got hit by a bus. LOL I think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy0 Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 -snip- C'mon, son! :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cork1958 Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Mmmm .... extra protein :woot: Actually, the fly will lay eggs inside you, 10 days later, they will hatch, and burst thru your belly. Exactly what I was going to say, about the protein, that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strelok1911 Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 all joking aside, it's good to know where your sense of humor lies....if someone took this serious, which obviously, SOMEONE does....then there'd be only 1 person who didn't find it funny. ;) c'mon, seriously? a fly is now lethal? DAMN YOU JEFF GOLDBLUM!!! If that's the case, then I wonder what the wasps and bees have up their little sleeves....wiley little suckers! :rolleyes: I realize a fly is not lethal, but the retarded responses makes you guys look like you're ****ing 9. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Topham Hatt Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Maybe you'll turn into a bug guy like that episode of the X-Files: A telemarketeer sees his boss as a giant insect, and his co-workers being turned into zombies. A warning tape, talking of monsters "hiding in the light" gets Mulder's involvement. Then the guy holds everyone, including Mulder, hostage, in an attempt to broadcast his knowledge to the world. He shoots a 'zombie', and the FBI storm the place and kill him; Mulder saves the boss's life. But then he gets suspicious, investigates further, and ends up strapped to a psychiatric hospital bed. Scully, initially skeptical, finds a strange toxin in the zombie's body, goes to the hospital, sees the nurse as a zombie, and rescues Mulder from the giant insect. Wikipedia - S05 E19 - Folie a Deux Maybe this is the beginning of the end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osiris Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 ffs just swallow the spider to go catch the fly already. Interesting enough looking back on it S05E19 described above sounds like a take off of They live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Warwagon MVC Posted August 14, 2011 MVC Share Posted August 14, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shock Doc Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Why would you swallow a goat to catch a dog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Growled Member Posted August 14, 2011 Member Share Posted August 14, 2011 Maybe this is the beginning of the end? One can but hope. :p J/K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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