[PIC] Cleverbot WIN!


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Man, I wish cleverbot would actually make some sense when I use it lol. My replies are normally totally off..

Me: Use math.

Bot: I took a drive today.

Me: and then?

Bot: I turned into a alien.

Me: Your car hit a alien? Or did you physically morph into an alien?

Bot: Who is she?

Me: Who?

Bot: In Malibu.

Arggg useless bot lol.

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He doesn't seem too keen on me :(

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EDIT: Getting somewhere now :D

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He asked me how long it was in inches, forgot to include that line :p

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User: DO you know the website Neowin.net?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What do you think about it?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Do you like it?

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: The website neowin.net.

Cleverbot: No it didn't, you did.

User: I did what?

Cleverbot: You got amnesia or something?

Shame.

But I still think it's a bit fun talking to a bot. I used to do it at work to the National Train Enquiries bot.

User: Do you like girl computers?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: The British National Rail Enquiries Website has a girl bot. Would you like me to sort you out a date with her?

Cleverbot: I disagree! I don't find the British witty at all.

User: But she will be sad! She looks pretty? Big boobies.

Cleverbot: Is that a good thing?

User: Hmm, probably not for you. I am sure her server rack is pretty big though?

Cleverbot: He's not a bot hes a cilebrity.

User: It's a she. She is pretty famous though.

Cleverbot: I am also pretty hot.

User: You should turn some more fans on then and cool your boards.

Cleverbot: Is that a metaphor?

User: No? You have fans in your server right?

Cleverbot: I have no marriage. You have failed the test.

Fail, Mr-Spoon failed :(

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My firend just showed me this, not too sure how old it is but it's pretty funny :rofl:

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I would say that's about as protective as a ripped condom rofl.gif But I know that is probably outdated.

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User: Boring.

Cleverbot: Teme.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Frog Blast The vent core.

User: Are you insane?

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: You sound pretty insane.

Cleverbot: Thanks(:.

User: Are you sure you're not insane? Have you been tested?

Cleverbot: Yes. I'm sure I'm not. Are you sure you're not?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I will try to speak clearer for you, then.

User: Frog blast the vent core.

Cleverbot: Are you drunk?

User: Do you know what it means?

Cleverbot: Perhaps not..? Explain?

User: I was hoping you knew.

Cleverbot: Raar.

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