Very Brave Man Jokes


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1 -How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry It!

2 -What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

3 - Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?

Because you could easily fit another pair of ###### in there..

4 - How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?

Put a nipple on it.

5 - Why do women fake orgasms ?

Because they think men care.

6 - What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, she's been told twice already.

7 - If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?

Made her chain too long

8 - Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

9 - Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

10 - Why do men pass gas more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

11 - If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ?

The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

12 - Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%..

It's called a Wedding Cake.

13 - Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.

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its all so true :') .... why do women have orgasms ? so they can moan even when enjoying them selves

Jokes rarely actually make me laugh out loud. This one killed me. XD

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Jokes rarely actually make me laugh out loud. This one killed me. XD

Yeah, it's very similar to:

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her!

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Reported. Most of these jokes are completely out of line and sexist. If you dont allow race jokes, these cant be allowed either.

Im a guy by the way.

They're not sexist, they're just not funny...

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Reported. Most of these jokes are completely out of line and sexist. If you dont allow race jokes, these cant be allowed either.

Im a guy by the way.

I doubt that.... A boy maybe. :rofl:

But seriously, they are just jokes, lighten up a little.

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Reported. Most of these jokes are completely out of line and sexist. If you dont allow race jokes, these cant be allowed either.

Im a guy by the way.

This is why we can't have nice things.

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