+Frank B. Subscriber² Posted November 7, 2011 Subscriber² Share Posted November 7, 2011 Sex With Animals Will Give You Penis Cancer I hope you didn't need the risk of death to convince you to not have sex with animals. But just in case, know this: bestiality will give you penis cancer. Researchers studied 432 men between 18 and 80 years old in rural Brazil, 118 of whom had penile cancer. Of those with the disease, 35 percent reported that they had had sex with horses, cows, pigs, chickens, and other animals. And those are just the ones who admitted it. The scientists, who published their work in the Oct. 24 issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, also asked the men if this was a habit or a one-time thing. "Zoopilia" was a regular indulgence for 59 percent of them, who had sex with animals over a period of between one and five years, while 21 percent did it for more than five years. Some did it daily, others monthly. Stop reading now if you thought or wished desperately it couldn't get any more disturbing: Men who had sex with animals also had higher rates of sexually transmitted diseases, and the researchers think that might be because they're all having group sex. More than 30-percent practiced sex with animals in groups. This is not done alone in a remote stable?it's a party! Why does bestiality cause cancer, you ask? St?nio de C?ssio Zequi, urologist in Sao Palo and lead author on the study explains it to LiveScience thusly: "We think that the intense and long-term SWA practice could produce micro-traumas in the human penile tissue," Zequi said. "The genital mucus membranes of animals could have different characteristics from human genitalia, and the animals' secretions are probably different from human fluids. Perhaps animal tissues are less soft than ours, and non-human secretions would be toxic for us," he explained. Dear lord. Oh and did you think this was just something that happened in Deliverance land? Think again. A 2003 study published in in the Archives of Sexual behavior found that of 114 self-defined zoophiles (Greek for animal lovers) in the United States, Australia, New Zealand and Europe, 36 percent lived in big cities and 83 percent had been to college. Nearly half worked in informatics or technology, and some of them earned high incomes. Read lots more about the science behind "zoos" on this Scientific American blog. Though I'll understand if you choose not to. Source: Gizmodo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Udedenkz Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Oook... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reacon Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Crap! Looks like I better stop, lest I need to get chopped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xerax Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 I burst out laughing as I read this. :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x-scratch Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 looks like alot of people will stop choking the chicken then :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vraev Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 lol!! So I guess burning in hell is not just figurative. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCA Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 What doesn't give you cancer nowadays? Glassed Silver and Jose_49 2 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenomorph Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Xinok Subscriber² Posted November 7, 2011 Subscriber² Share Posted November 7, 2011 Did anybody else get all hot from reading this? :drool: ... No? Just checkin' ... :ermm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest seanseany Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Do frozen chickens count ? I gotta friend see..... no honestly I have haha :s Jose_49 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Dick Montage Subscriber² Posted November 7, 2011 Subscriber² Share Posted November 7, 2011 And if I think of animals whilst masturbating... Is that ok? Jose_49 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey S Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 What can I say, it's a cheap date. Jose_49 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech Geek Alex Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 I so need to get the past couple min. of my life lost while reading this post back....oh why did i did I even .... Never mind.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiagosilva29 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 It's S?o Paulo, and I lol'd. And if I think of animals whilst masturbating... Is that ok?Depends on the species, bro'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berserk87 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Far from a conclusive study. The penile cancer could be caused by something else and just because most of them have sex with animals it makes it look like thats it. If they're having sex with animals what else are they doing? Glassed Silver 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Dick Montage Subscriber² Posted November 8, 2011 Subscriber² Share Posted November 8, 2011 Depends on the species, bro'. Chimps, orang-utans, maybe a gorilla... Nothing freaky, I aint weird ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pygmy_Hippo Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Well now I know there's a reason not to do it..... :shifty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiagosilva29 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Chimps, orang-utans, maybe a gorilla... Nothing freaky, I aint weird ;)You're into Hominidae. It's like ****ing your cousin.I'll allow it, for humanitarian reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epk Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Far from a conclusive study. The penile cancer could be caused by something else and just because most of them have sex with animals it makes it look like thats it. If they're having sex with animals what else are they doing? Seriously. "could", "probably", "perhaps"... seems to me he knows as much as we do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCA Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Did anybody else get all hot from reading this? :drool: ... No? Just checkin' ... :ermm: Nope. Only you Xinok :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeck Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 They're looking at them all wrong. They said that 118 men had cancer out of 432. This means that 27% of the men in this study had cancer. Obviously there is a big problem with penis cancer, coming from something unknown. Out of the 118 men, 35% of them had sex with animals, which means that 65% of them had not. So if all these men have cancer I really think there was something other than bestiality to blame. It probably just happens that animal sex is common in 41/432 or 9.5% of rural Brazilian men. What it doesn't tell us is how many of the other 391 men have participated in bestiality. Sorry for the weird wording, I'm really tired right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiHu Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I call this bull****. I've not run into this issue at all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bj55555 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 This is why you should be a vegetarian. Where's that apple pie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ently Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 DAMNIT there goes my dream of having dolphin sex :( this is the second worst piece of news I have recieved today... the first is that I have penis cancer for some reason..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulsiphon Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I bet running around naked in the sun all of the time would give you penis problems too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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