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On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to givehisfriendsa brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.

"Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?"

Tom responds, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, meekness, self-restraint, forgiveness --and a great many other qualities you wouldn't have needed if you'd stayed single."

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I'd really love to be able to name a street. I'd call it "skin street"...

...purely so i could make fun of the residents at number 4.

They are a tough crowd in here, but I would like to make fun of those people at number 4 too lol

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I'd really love to be able to name a street. I'd call it "skin street"...

...purely so i could make fun of the residents at number 4.

This is in the US and a few more. In other places it wouldnt make sense.

Mr.Joe

Skin Street, 4

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What is going on! These are the type of jokes people tell, then laugh at people hoping they will laugh too, but actually they don't. Then is there is an awkward....................................................................................................silence

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don't get it

Probably because what the OP doesn't understand is that this is a global forum. In English speaking countries, you'd say "4 Skin Street" [foreskin street], but in other places around the world (such as in Holland) you'd say "Skin Street 4".... which makes zero sense.

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i support the OP's endeavours.

my friends and i have been digging out hilarious (to us) street names for the longest period of time - just so we can giggle like the juveniles we are

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On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to givehisfriendsa brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.

"Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?"

Tom responds, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, meekness, self-restraint, forgiveness --and a great many other qualities you wouldn't have needed if you'd stayed single."

I think when he said try again, he didn't literally mean post another joke lol

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Jeeez...some of you guys are a really tough crowd. In my defense...while posting this there had been consumption of alcohol.

Granted...I did laugh a little when I first seen it

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How about these then... :dontgetit:

Cough! Funny and I apologise as they might be just a little on the rude side...? :o

I'll grab my coat and leave... :$

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How about these then... :dontgetit:

Cough! Funny and I apologise as they might be just a little on the rude side...? :o

I'll grab my coat and leave... :$

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