Two Bats


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Two vampire bats were hanging out in a tree before sunrise, just about to fall asleep. The first bat said to the other...

"Man, I'm really hungry right now. I don't think I can wait until sunset. I'm going to go out to get a quick meal."

"You can't," said his pal, "the sun's almost up. It's too dangerous."

"Don't worry. I'll be fine."

With that, he flew off. Within a minute, he was back, blood dripping from his mouth.

"Wow, that was quick," said the other bat, "where'd you go?"

"See that tree over there?"

"Yeah?"

"Well, I didn't."

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Ha ha ha! Although if I was being technical the joke would fail, It did make me laugh,

If you try to be technical with a joke, it's not a joke anymore. It's a word problem. :p

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